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Winter Park is nice today! Snow over the weekend freshened things up. No lift lines. Love being here on a Monday! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Sushi and saki margaritas. Goodnight. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Thought about a flow chart, but today really only followed one downward trajectory. 1. Eaf gives advice about skis like a pro and calls PASRs divas and says skis can’t be both burly and nimble. Eaf then reveals he doesn’t know what touring skins are. 2. Eaf gets teased and called a Jerry and tries to pretend he didn’t just ask a dumb question, like a cat that runs away and licks itself after losing its balance and awkwardly falling off the counter. 3. Sally is nice for some reason and gives Eaf actual information on touring setups and suggests some humility may be in order because Eaf seems to talk out of his ass an awful lot and Sally has seen this before and a Tsunami of trash talk is headed Eafs way and she can't watch. 4. Eaf says he’s super humble so no worries! Sally is about to tap out when 5. Eaf for some reason tries to psychoanalyze Sally for being honest about her skiing abilities in front of people who have actually seen her ski. 6. Eaf then tries to make an Escher painting out of simple logic by threatening to boycott The Ski Diva Site, which will not allow him to be a member anyway because he’s a boy, but he pretends that he is the one boycotting the site. It is unacceptable to him that he will have to settle for literally every other ski site. 7. Eaf benefits from Sally’s Montage ticket thread but weirdly insults her for being helpful by suggesting that she won’t be polite/helpful in the future (legal precedent here? Johnny Law?) 8. Eaf can’t comprehend that Sally can be both aware of her physical appearance and also at the same time happy, which is clearly insane, so he tells her to “brighten up a little" because apparently he's on duty today representing The Patriarchy. 9. Eaf is lucky he didn’t say that to Sally in person because the best possible outcome for Eaf would have been a supersonic neck punch. 10. SALTY STILL TYPES tracks because he is just fucking with Sally at this point. Which to be honest is solid trolling. Respect. 11. This place needs more snow and less Eaf.

You don't deserve fuck all..you don't make the rules around here.

I'm going to start a gofundme to ban Eaf. Proceeds go towards the end of the year PASR party.

what the hell did i miss here lol

Another good day today. Spent the entire day on Blackcomb. After we got all the way up to the top we we worked our way over to the 7th Heaven area which had great snow yesterday so we wanted to get there first today. We had some really good turns down Xhiggy's Meadow back down to the lift for a ride back up. It was windier over there today, and when the wind blows through the mountains and bowls it sounds like a fucking wind ensemble and is absolutely beautiful to listen to it while standing in an open bowl 8000' in the air. I've never heard it so clearly before. I love this place. I guess that is where a lot of the names come from - Flute Bowl, Symphony, Harmony, Piccolo, etc. Back over in 7th, Kevin, Doug, and I traversed out to the Lakeside Bowl and dropped just out of bounds where there was some fantastic snow that people didn't want to put the effort in to get to. After 7th, we dropped off the backside of Horstman and took the Tbar to the glacier area again and dropped into that zone again to get some great leftover snow and chalky goodness. After that run Ryan and Jon left to take the rest of the day easy and relax before two more days of skiing. Kevin, Doug, and I took a bunch of runs to and lift rides and eventually made our way back over to the top of Jersey Cream Bowl and dropped in through Big Bang and Couloir Extreme for some fantastic turns in The Jersey Cream Bowl. After that and the long run out, it was about 2:00 so we called it a day, after the best run of the day. Grabbing some sushi and whatnot tonight. I was wrong, cougar night is tonight. Drinks and such later. Pics to follow.

$14...4 hour lift tickets available at Blue mountain this Wednesday.

Heard a great story on the radio about the Vt hut association. They are doing a massive expansion between killi and Stowe adding 12+ huts so back country skiers and mountain bikers can traverse between the the two points. I have a retirement plan! Not the radio story but linkie all the same https://vermonthuts.org

National Route 170 is a national highway of Japan connecting Takatsuki, Osakaand Izumisano, Osaka in Japan, with a total length of 74 km (45.98 mi). National Route 170国道170号

If you want to ride it for a bit you can. Step 1 get a clam knife or something and remove any debris. Step 2 make sure shit is dry Step 3 Obtain dope epoxy - Hysol is your best bet Step 4 Apply the shit out of epoxy Step 5 use like 100000 clamps Step 6 Ride and then repeat the entire process every 3 days until you get a new board because no matter how good of a job you do it's not going to last very long

Grommers tilled and the sun was BLAZING, softened up nicely

Don't start none, won't be none. Hyperbole! From now on, I'm super hot and a fucking amazing skier. Of course, now that I'm hot I can't hang out in the parking lot with you guys. I have an image to maintain. Thank you, that was actually informative and now I can go back to daydreaming!

The skiing raisin look.

Did somebody say party

Interests: NapkinCollecting. Because, you know

That fish looks severely undercooked. Send it back

Here are some from Big Bang, Couloir Extreme, and Jersey Cream Bowl. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Found some little and not so little things to jump off of too. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I don't know he went to a parade instead of skiing the other day.

I found an older news article:https://www.hudsonvalley360.com/article/jewett-and-hunter-hold-public-hearing-hunter-mountain-expansion Amazing how Hunter can build 5 news trails, new lift, access road and parking lot for next season, but Blue’s Coming soon trail... is well um... coming soon?

Handsome, sweet 17-year-old cat named Jack. I love him and would hate to see him go, but I need the money for the "Ban Eaf" GoFundMe page.

This thread needs more 170 references

You don't have to..I'm giving a fat donation. I didn't spend enough $$$ in Jackson hole.

I would sell my cat to contribute to that fund.

I'd like to have some catering this year. Definitely charcuterie board(s) with artisanal cheeses. $250 would do the trick.

Cougar pics?

Must be desperate to get the gapers like eaf there. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yeah right I'm not spending a cent on your honky gaper Jerry ass.

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The tags in this thread are great!!!

that looks so stupid

Great stuff did you buy it!!!

Got to blue at 7:40 and parked in Jeffs spot. I was the only one in line for opening and got first (and only) civilian chair. 1st run was paradise and I could barely see. Second run was night weaver. Thanks to Jeff and toast, I didn't haul ass down it cause I knew features were coming. The second half was a border cross course. Kind of fun I thought. Wanted to ride til 10 but left at 9:30 mainly cause I kept having to wring the water out of my gloves. I had fun despite the weather. I may have literally been the only paying customer there lol. There were a lot of race kids there cause it looked like both razors and night weaver were prepared for events that got cancelled

I enjoy riding single track trails just like the ones in the hut video. Most of my childhood was spent riding trails in the woods (now developments) around my house on rigid, banana seated schwinns, with ape hangar handlebars. Now I ride a fully suspended, carbon fiber, tubeless tired cannondale. Still just as much or more fun as the old days.

I like the idea of mountain biking from hut to hut, the trails in the video looked like fun.

This tread really went a long way from which skis would be good out west for Sallycat. I have heard/read a lot of good things about the Rossignol 7 series as far as being very forgiving.

Done some in the distant past. Great excuse to get a touring setup

I don't think Sally has the mass or force to bend the mantra

More mission statement but still worth viewing

I tried full tilts a while ago. Still didnt ski like tom wallisch.

Nope. He's crushing it for the first time at a real mountain.

Or reading one from her.

Same here, a garage inversion.

On the Lady Site we would call Eaf a "mansplainer," but not to his face because we're too polite and we'd want to give him space to grow and evolve into his best self. This site is more like nature itself; if you fuck up, the consequences will be immediate and painful. And you will lash out in anger, but nature won't care.

Pictures from cougar night please! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

No beer mugs in our place, but Pyrex measure cup works. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yesterday we skied only Whistler. Spent some time on the Peak Chair and that zone down to big red. Spent some time in Harmony and Symphony. Skied some pretty good chutes in the Horseshoes and whatnot. Ryan's first bowl was Bagel Bowl which was a bit crispy but still good. We found some really good snow on certain faces. Still not expecting any snow, but should be party or mostly sunny. Today we spent almost the whole day on Blackcomb. We found the best snow over on the glacier and spent most of our times over there. I don't remember all of the runs and lifts that we took like rain man Doug, but it was pretty legit today. Found some good steeps, and lots of stuff to jump off of. Ryan has been crushing it as well. Tomorrow we are probably heading back to Blackcomb and skiing 7th Heaven area to start. Tonight is cougar night at one of the clubs, so that should be fun. Pics coming soon.