And keep in mind, i like boats. If somehow, someway, someone conned me into going on a cruise, i would be the one wanting to see the engine room, steer the ship, work the throttles, etc.
When i was younger my friends family was big into boats. they were in a club that organized cruises. one year i went with them from OCNJ down to the Chesapeake area. Stayed at a bunch of different marinas, had a frickin blast. There were 4 people on that boat. Thats more like it.