The guy that cut my lawn closed up shop, so i had to find someone new, which believe it or not, wasnt easy. In the meantime, my neighbor across the street was nice enough to cut mine, since it was starting to scare the rest of the neighbors. I fired up the one piece of lawn care equipment i do own, which is a weedeater, since i didnt want to be a dick just standing there watching my neighbor cut my grass. I had originally thought i might get one of those cool zero turn mowers, and cut it myself. About 10 minutes into weedeating, i realized i am a moron for letting that thought even cross my mind. I despise cutting grass.