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Thank god eaf is back to posting so we can all wonder what the fuck he is talking about again.

Beer and chips were great today.

Blue square is likely economy plus. You’ll be sitting with some major league jet setters up there. In steamboat wear a cowboy hat so you don’t look like a gaper

I ran a race at 9am this morning so my arrival was very delayed. I pulled in just after 12:30pm. Some PASRs were still around. I got to show everyone how JohnnyLaw’s ski condom works on his new fancy pants BMW. After a beer I went out to surprisingly good conditions. Snow was every so slightly softening up. Was that very dense/wet cream cheesy stuff on top. The bumps on midway were actually enjoyable and lower main wasn’t nearly as bad as I had expected. Easily edgeable. Lines were nonexistent at the Main Street chair from 1:30 to 3pm when I left. Skied a run off the Vista chair with NSJay and his 5 year old. Way better then yesterday.

Lines were “a little more manageable” today? Try “non-existing” around 12 and later. Almost like ski to the gates. This is what it looked like at 11:50.

Welcome back Antman! Dougs feature: https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/poconos-coal/blue-mountain-resort-holds-earliest-skiing-opening-day-ever/article_780f16fe-08c4-11ea-88b1-ff303bf5601a.html Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hey All, Im back from day two of the blue season. I arrived at the upper lot at 810am and in the House were Indiggio, Tarponhead, MBike Mike, Gary, Gary, Atomic Jeff, GahSkier George, Johnny Law, MiXilplix, JFDan, Bethlehem does guy, Slim, TheDude4Bides, Enjorales, Enjorales Dad, Keith, Drew and many more. Temperatures were in the upper 20s rising through the 30s under overcast sky’s..9am rope drop with a reality tv star and out in front the whole way until right before the Burma chair..2nd chair today on the Burma chair which is becoming a workhorse lift so far this season with Main Street chair down. Conditions on the first run were a carpet I’ll give it a 9 better than most western groomer first run went to like a 6.5 after that..then got a little better as the piles had some Symetry on midway and lower Main Street. Liftlines were a little more manageable today still about 10 minutes long not terrible. Guns were cranking on tuts lane, lazy mile, and upper Main Street. The fact that this is before Thanksgiving is a bonus. Good parking lot beers and next weekend we might even receive some snow JADIP

Salty, you don't just grow up, you shoot like a rocket. If I were to just plot or mark your height over the last few years, it would be through the roof by now. Seems like only yesterday people were asking you: "why are you always so confused, Salty?", and look at you now! You used to spend whole day on CB, not w/o some reasonable amount of complaints about the hardship of having to use your poles, didn't drink, and were confused by the avalanche of advice on how to hand-flex your RTMs, and now look, all of that crap is long sorted out, and like a pro you get confused by why would someone want to ski for more than 90 min when there is beer and chips waiting in the parking lot.

Jlaw got a bmw? Does he drive it barefoot?

First run was hands down my best mid November run at Blue..I think I saw titty sparkles..

PASR TV!!

Wow this video is great! I felt like I was there at open without even having to wake up early! JFDan waved to me.

Hell yeah it was a great morning...Total shit show and conditions went down hill fast but who cares...You were on snow in mid November...Some pics and a crappy vid

Opening day is finally here! The earliest in Blue Mountain history. The groomers are finishing up, the lot is still empty, the beer is cold, and employees are scrambling like they didn’t know the place was opening today. You my boy, Blue! Feels good to be back.

Your joke was funny. I'm just cranky. BTW if I had a chance at getting Bonos autograph I'd probably do one of those sign my arm deals then get it tattooed.

Today was pretty fucking nice, anything before christmas is bonus and the first run was titty sparkles. Fkna sweet seeing everybody and knocking the rust off. My ski condom is straight class lol and now I know how to use it. Mbike's skis are super hot Upper main next weekend ?

@GrilledSteezeSandwich Did you see this? Definitely a top 10 eaf quote for me, maybe even top 8.

Do you pay Doug copyright royalties for using all of his lines?

Sounds like you need to explain.

You have exceeded my expectations. Like!

Solid advice. Wow, I always wanted to be in the major leagues in airplane seating. You're 5 posts away from 66666 posts. Congrats!

Another highlight was Johnny law molesting MBike mikes new Black Crow skis..JADIP

This is where I was at 1150am..eaf if you ever need an extra face mask Salty has a spare

Great comic. The dude should have just went to that meeting that could have been an email instead.

A yeah I think you might have had first civilian tracks on come around..that’s radical. Glad you had fun tell mom she doesn’t need to save me any meatloaf..

I like the cigarette but below the chip bag....

Midway is usually a terrible run.

And also should be 17th

You're welcome and any time!

You can change your username. Just go into account settings. I keep meaning to change mine to something cooler like CamelbackFan123 but I think everyone will still call me "Salty".

Welcome back @antman12!

All good Ben. Looking forward to meeting / skiing with you sir.

I'd have taken a photo but my phone's front cam is busted and i was solo, sorry. Maybe i'll get someone to take a photo today. Thanks, I appreciate the offer. I might take you up on the offer to try them out later in the season. Feels like I've got people throwing equipment at me to try from left and right in this thread, which is great because I'd love to try it all. It's pretty wild, I thought this forum was a bunch of people behind keyboards in PA ripping on one another who maybe met up to ski on rare occasions. judging by the photos from yesterday, it's clearly not.

#fortheculture ya thought I was finished? From Boulder

You need to HTFU

Guns are back on.

Mute & I got second, fleeting glimpse at the end of the video.

Congrats guys I was third chair

They wanted the most handsome of the PASR crew.

Wow ..if only I got there a few minutes earlier. I could've been famous with you guys. They just posted this on Twitter

put the bindings on my new board last night. waxing it tonight. riding tomorrow!

holy shit these are beautiful pics, see you fools tomorrow!

The PASRs I know make the can 90+ percent of the time. @RootDKJ only missed the can once or twice last season and I even spit gum in it sometimes.

Just got back. Didn't ski but I was there...long story. I'm an idiot and extremely annoyed.

I'm all apologetic for the lack of your unique sense of likable brevity. Ok? --- Man, this is getting old... Btw, is the forum getting old too? Why weren't there any fireworks in the last week's "Advise on what skis I should buy" thread??

50 minutes of waiting, 90 minutes of skiing, huh?