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I saw a good meme recently for United's "in this together" marketing campaign...."we weren't in this together when my bag was 52lbs"

Probably a good half of our employees are from Guatemala. Just a few actual Mexicans. Are the Guatemalans ok in your silly logic? Trust me when i say this Doug, they were the ones that showed up Monday morning with their own masks. Its a bunch of our other guys that seem to think they are invincible, or they are just dumber than i thought they were. I would rest most of the blame on the employer for the people i saw out working without a mask.

I am afraid that as a society we are going to fail this test. I had to take a truck for a test drive, and not to sound racist, but every landscape truck i saw with 2-4 guys in it, none had masks on, then the other crew i saw doing mulch, none of them had masks on. We should be back in quarantine shortly. I guess at this point, i just need to look out for numero uno. (me)

wouldn't edibles be more appropriate than smoking, given the current situation? 🤔

oh yea well i had punch cards and programmed in basic and fortran 😝

I did NOT agree to this.

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Stay safe bro

Not to be too tinfoiley, but people in China were forced to listen. While forcing people to quarantine here might seem like a good idea it's the kind of thing that you probably shouldn't give the government the power to do.

I'll wait for the order to come through and let you know when it is confirmed. Thanks for ordering with Toast!

No idea I’m sure today’s Facebook post from Blue will be about curbside takeout from the Slopeside grille for Mother’s Day. Order on Toast wow just wow

So, i'm back at work. We are taking all the precautions and providing masks for everybody, sanitizer, hand wash stations, the whole nine yards. I would say, 80% maybe more of our employees are taking it seriously, and are playing along with our rules, but i dont go out to job sites too often, so i dont know whats going on there. The guys i oversee are on board, so that puts me at ease somewhat. We have made it clear that everybody needs to bring their own lunch, water, etc. Nobody is to stop at Wawa, or any other convenience store or lunch spot, whatever. The unfortunate part is we cant control anybody's after work activities. Hopefully, they will go to work, and continue to only make trips to stores for essential items. We do have one manager that sort of thinks the rules dont apply to him, and then one of his foreman has made it clear that he feels this is all a big hoax. There is a super good chance this goes completely sideways, and its groundhog day all over again. I hope people realize that.

Thanks, you too. Not trying to get into a pissing match. Whatever I'm saying, it's just my opinion. Doesn't mean it's right at all. Someone in my household may or may not work in the same place that C1er said was teeming with outsiders at the onset. I may or may not have been tested (negative). We are definitely on edge here and not taking it lightly. At some point though, to me, something's gotta give.

Ditto, and COBOL and Ratfor

Simpler times. It's amazing/disturbing how complicated the web development ecosystem has gotten. Sure, you can still have a website that uses nothing but plain ol' HTML, but if you're not using React, Redux, TypeScript, Webpack, AWS Lambdas, and prerending your content so it looks like it's just boring static HTML, are you really a web developer?

To date, jersey has 121,190 positives. Among this population, 7,538 have died. That’s a 6% mortality rate. Now because of insufficient testing we don’t know what the real numbers though. (And yes the denominator is total state population but come on) Ultra slim potential ? Pass me what your smoking.

Sweet! Mother's Day plans set. Thanks McSkiAlot!

Platinum!

I have 6 computers in just one room!

For all you PASR IT experts I was using Chrome on my desktop when I tried for @GrilledSteezeSandwich. Not a browser problem.

In case you missed it....an awesome production by @GSSucks and his crew.

Took this today. The solo tree in the middle of the field looked really unique to me.

@GrilledSteezeSandwich's personal tech support figured out the issue. It's really hard working with boomers sometimes.

Oh Dr. Fauci was mentioned again in this thread that means I’m having another drink.

Some nice stuff from the White House gift shop.. @saltyant your birthday is coming up soon https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/product-p/covid-heroes.htm

"Go for it" reminds me of this which, if anyone is having a bad day, should watch this and enjoy. Always makes me laugh

Ha forgot about COBOL! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Thank you Captain Obvious. I have been hawking the John Hopkins site, I encourage everyone to take a look. You can drill down on infection rate per capita. Two things you can take away. One- there are large swaths of the country that have very low rates and can and should be opened up economically with some common sense restrictions in place. Two- there are areas that in no way no how should be opened up. I get no sense from you that you are ack Acknowledging that. Over 7k dead in jersey alone. Ultra slim my ass

I think it was made with Microsoft office 97...first assignment in BSAD-40 which was like an into IT course was to send an email, next assignment was to make a power point presentation...also learned how to use excel and access. My website 100% had a midi file playing in the background..I believe Jump by Van Halen..was radical and it had my picture on it and hobbies..I used to chat with girls on AOL instant messenger and I’d be like what’s up and they’d be like,”I’m chillaxing”

I wonder how many people will flock to North Central PA on weekends.

my guess is that they are praying to god that people not in their shoes will start weighing the ultra slim potential of dying from covid vs the very real potential of being destitute. and it's Trumpbux™

You can be the official daily stat guy if you wish. This weekend with the beautiful weather forecast scares the shit out of me. I guess it's fine to be outside while social distancing, wearing a mask etc. but I'm not at all confident that most people will do that.

But those Vail days have more value than Jack Frost and hunter days so you actually lost out...sucks I suck.

Happy 49th birthday Amtrak!

31 days skied on pass (including 3 in Spring 2019) and I get 20% refund and better (and free) pass insurance for next year. Awesome move by Vail. And 20% rebate is actually pretty close to the usage I missed as I expect I would have skied 4 more PA/NY/VT days in addition to the 4 I had booked at Vail. So I got in 31 of planned 39 days - very close to 80%

I have the Capital One Spark. 2% cash on all purchases nice and simple.

I tried multiple times to buy it using chrome and the payment wouldn't go through. Used a different credit card and it worked fine. Annoying

I haven’t had a computer in years. Normally I’d try work computer but it’s at office managers house. What does UI mean? Shit random restaurants in Allentown have better online ordering.

Does he have a computer? I assumed all of this was happening on an iphone. The UI for their online shop is so bad. For whatever reason, I had to re-sign the waiver, but rose didn't. It wasn't actually a signature or anything though, just a checkbox saying i read it.

Sucks to suck.

Hmmmmmmm does that involve toggling or tethering trying to stay 2L2Q with the Y2K HTML dot matrix

For someone who only uses a phone for being technologically connected, you sure do suck at using your phone.

There are other browsers for iPhones???

pretty standard for Blue.

Restarted my iPhone and tried again. No dice. It’s the area where I have to do online signature not accepting my name..the tech support said try two spaces between the first and last names...nope.

Spent another $90 at the distillery the other day...yesterday I sent my friend two containers of horseradish cheese spread from Dakin Farms..I also PayPal’d $20 to Kendall Conrad local country music singer who put on a virtual concert on Facebook the other day...

The only herd immunity that will help is a vaccine. https://www.popsci.com/story/health/herd-immunity-covid-19-coronavirus/

Without that cash flow we won't ever get a chance to experience the sweet turns of "Coming Soon"