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“The Lexus flexes from Long Beach to Texas.” -Snoop Dogg

HTFU. take up quilting. Take a few laps on the EC. see if that changes your out look on shit.

The other day we had a Lexus from Texas trying to get up a hill in my neighborhood. We asked if she wanted us to try and drive it up. She declined, next morning I saw it at bottom of hill to side. She owns a place here, I feel like she should know better. Meanwhile, my studded snow tires are the bomb!

I am convinced there was a sale on homes in the Poconos to those that cant drive in the snow, but insist on doing so. people in my development are hysterical on FB.......one lady slid off the road into the ditchy-ditch, but said it was maintenance's fault for not laying down salt. Said she was doing the speed limit, and therefore she shouldnt have slid off the road. Thats the mentality. No matter what road conditions are like, as long as you do the speed limit, nothing bad will happen.

guns just turned on.

I'm looking forward to an Elk visit in late Jan! Rummy, is there a picnic area/fire pit off the beaten path at Elk or am I remembering that incorrectly? Near the upper parking lot? Haven't been to Elk in a few years.

I’m sorry I asked

Because first I had to go on Blue's website, see that I couldn't just check a box for CB addon, chat to a Blue rep, talk twice on the phone, drive to Blue, walk to Blue customer service at lower lot, stand in long line, receive envelope containing CB voucher, drive to CB, park in front of CB customer service, be told car couldn't stay here, move car to temporary lot, walk to CB customer service carrying voucher, stand in line, read & sign a bunch of waivers on iPad, click OK on iPad, receive CB parking pass, ask where to park, ask if I get First Tr@x, be informed I just use my Blue RFID pass anyway, walk back to car with CB parking pass in hand, etc. If only I could log on Blue website and click button to add CB, I would have had the time to ski at CB.

They got them all going now, Vista should be prime Thursday....at the very least we can say they really did all they could so far

That’s so infuriating to read and you’re right…it is the mentality. A stark reminder of how badly I need out of here. “Here” as in northeast, east coast…whatever.l

"Texas hoes wanna get with me cause Snoop Dogg is the shit.....Biatch!" I think that's how it goes..

I think i have said all of those things over the past month.

I’m not saying that but you know better than most there’s a different vibe that exists in certain areas. I’ve actually had this conversation with Barb before. Places do exist west of the Mississippi where the Barb to Karen ratio is probably like 100 to 1.

No ding dongs and jackalopes out west right @Barb

The fourth opening day is gonna be magical..there might even be titty sparkles in the air.

I don't hate the Camel but, facts be facts Blue is better than the Camel.

Wow, guns are off in tubey land and on, on Paradise!

Another day, another few runs down One Park. About 30 when I arrived and when I left around noon. Strong wind blowing up the hill. A couple of cars off the road on 115 up on the plateau. They got about 1/2 inch of lake effect snow last night after the rain. Slope still in pretty good shape. Very quiet. DeMattes and Challenge look almost ready to go. Maybe this weekend or after Christmas.

New Christmas weather map out!

Their webcams look pretty solid. Base looks good, lots of snow, and a ton of guns going. They look in better shape than some of the New England areas. its like skiing in Vermont, but with more snow.

Is that a solo trip or going with brahs? Also can you fly me and your sister to Cancun sometime?

Same as the first 3 opening days. If we're super lucky they recovered Paradise to reopen Nile Mile & Paradise but I wouldnt have high hopes for those 2.

Define "salvage" I think between tonight and Thursday night, they should be able to cobble back together what was open this past weekend. But then again, here comes our current weather pattern next week. 2 steps forward, 1.5 back.

Maybe we’ll have a giant ice storm this winter to really add a little fuckery.