First Grade Teacher

How's this fuknut? Date(s) Skied: Thursday, January 18, 2007 Resort or Ski Area: Hunter Mountain Conditions: Mostly sunny. Packed powder. Trip Report: Pulled into the parking lot at 8:45am. After getting our tickets and and getting booted up, we headed for the Express Quad. Snow guns were blasting when we arrived, but with the sun out and moderating temperatures they shut them down mid-morning. First two runs were down Belt Parkway. Was thinking since it had stayed below freezing that it would be nice. It was ok, but wasn't as nice as I had hoped. Looked like maybe it had been groomed wet at some point, as there were some rough spots. But nothing we couldn't deal with. Speaking of the express quad, gee whiz, it seemed like the thing stopped on every other trip up. Not really sure what was up with that. Decide next to hit Hellgate. This turned out to be nice all day, really. Also, Minya was great. It was in great shape and hardly anyone was skiing on it. Did a few runs on Eastside Drive, and it too was in good shape, but Minya seemed more fun. Not sure why. This was only my second day ever skiing at Hunter, though. Just before lunch made a run down Heuga. We were a little tenative (first time) and it had a few icy spots, but nothing to panic over. I guess I came away with the impression that it would be a blast if it had 4"-6" of natural snow on it. Took a lunch break and then went back out for more runs down Hellgate and Minya. At lunch we asked some guys next to us about Way Out. They said top half was nice, but bottom half was icy. We decided to skip it for today. Was sure nice to ski in winter weather. And a great time was had by all.

Get on it now or you will have to answer to Chippy!

I remember reading something about it but didn't know it was official.

Season Passes: Our season pass holders are the foundation of our winter business. We realize the purchase of a pass is an investment in Bear Creek and in skiing and snowboarding. Due to the unusual weather and late opening, Bear Creek is developing a compensation package for Season Pass holders based on the number of days the mountain is open for skiing and boarding. The compensation package will be announced at the end of the ski season. We share your disappointment with the lack of cold weather this winter and appreciate your continued support and understanding.

Good one! Now tell me about the surface of the moon.

That's nice Neil.

Is Google where you learned to be an Astronaut?

A homologation report states all the specifications of the venue. If you are running a scored race it must be done on a homologated hill. The report states everything from length, width, pitch, vertical drop, areas that need to be fenced and various other specs. As Ski stated, it is very in depth.

Great job Bode. Now go have about 10,000 beers! You deserve it! You drunken ass!

Both of the last 2 posts are so true! Chill out everyone it's the weathers fault!

The Yanks were up 3-0 and didn't choke but Bode choked at the Olympics! You don't know shit about baseball or ski racing! Ski.............someone told me you were an Astronaut before you were a sports reporter. Is that true?

I'll let you in on a formerly carefully guarded secret about Phil: In his own book, he described drinking tonic water while everyone around him was drinking vodka.

Who's Phil Mahre? What did I miss?

Come on Danger! Ski told you to stick up for yourself. Do it soldier!

See what I mean? You have to keep throwing the gay jabs don't you? I even deleted my last nasty post for your sake. Ski............are you menstruating? I didn't know why your so grouchy. Are your boobs tender?

That was easy.

In case you wanna know dickhead, CAP time is about skiing. People(no names.....he might be listening and think I'm talking about him) get all pissed and start throwing insults whenever you question them or don't agree. You think I respect you because you post a stupid report about your skiing every fucking day? Like I give a shit where you park!

Edit...........What I originally posted was way too nasty. Just relax!

I'm not touching this one!

For the record, you didn't embarrass me. I think it's really funny that you went crazy about the Bode winning post.(even though my intention was not to instigate anything other than a jab about Bode) You over react to everything whether it is something I or Papa or whoever posts that you think you are right about. Like the CAP thing that you still don't understand. You can just as easily ignore anything I post, but you choose to start shit with insults and then get pissed when I trash you. Your going to insinuate that I'm gay and then want me to leave you alone. That just makes me want to bust your balls more! Like I said before RELAX! It's the Internet, believe 20% of what you read. One would think this is your job the way you get wound up.

Relax killer! I said I was KIDDING! Any advice on your favorite gay dating service?

Yep............E-board president. He lives in Pocono Pines. They also own the Jubilee Restaurant on 940.

No. I just figured since you know everything about skiing that you must be a coach. I just hope you don't jump on the bandwagon if Bode wins the overall.(or any discipline for that matter) That would make you a hypocrite. How did I know you were a Yankee fan?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Typical When Bode writes his book it might turn out that he was drinking tonic water!

Why don't you just say....................."I don't like Bode" or better yet call him up and offer to teach him how to ski..............Coach! Start posting facts instead of your bullshit and I won't disagree. Got anymore Tomba secrets?

Typo............................You can't just "finish" and expect to be in the lead. I don't want to confuse anyone.