First Grade Teacher

Doug, your the guy dating girls with facial hair! Are you sure they are girls? I'll leave Fire Island to you, sounds like you fit in there.

Dorsey, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. Now start using the spellcheck!

I'm always trying to help! Ironic? I figure if you can pull it off it must be the setup! Maybe I'll switch from Look to Line or Marker for next year. Since you seem to know everything about them too. Then again maybe not. They are both shit! You just made my point! Who cares?! Dorsey, Dorsey, Dorsey.............get in touch with Justo and work on that spelling. He has gotten much better. If you are going to accuse the Teacher of being a dumbass, please spell it correctly! Summer school for you!

Park passes now! Not!

Hey! I take offense to that! I do some of my best work drunk! Doug, your just a pussy. I could have edited all the remarks I had for Harrisburg a while back, but NO, I sat in the corner for 2 days and took my punishment. Be a man!

Get the orange gloves from Cabela's. They will match your snowmobile suit.

About 20 days! Not a good year! Oops, forgot Boulder the other day. Make that 21.

The zinc won't hurt you. Ask all the people in Palmerton. They are all normal. Not!

I ski Blue mountain yes I do...I ski Blue mountain yes I do...I ski Blue mountain yes I do..yes I do yes I do

Who? Doug Slifkin? I ski Blue mountain yes I do...I ski Blue mountain yes I do...I ski Blue mountain yes I do..yes I do yes I do I ski Blue mountain yes I do...I ski Blue mountain yes I do...I ski Blue mountain yes I do..yes I do yes I do I ski Jackson Hole less than Blue..yes I do yes I do...I ski Jackson Hole less than Blue...yes I do yes I do I ski Stowe less than Jackson Hole..yes I do..yes I do...I ski Stowe less than Jackson Hole..yes I do yes I do I ski Hunter less than Stowe..yes I do..yes I do..I ski Hunter less than Stowe yes I do yes I do I ski Camelback less than Hunter yes I do yes I do...I ski Camelback less than Hunter yes I do yes I do I hit up the Tanglewood once in my life...I once skied Doe mountain but never Bear Creek my favorite icon is take a leak..take a peak at the RSN channel when I'm in Stowe or Bellows falls..got big balls..this rap goes out to all of y'all yes I do whoop dee do ha ha ha ha delirious mysterious furious curious George the curious little monkey when it comes to kong it's got to be donky Funky Spunky singing off Key mad oldschool like Robert E Lee...A is for apple S is for scrapple..driving a Buick Regal looking at Seagals with a Beagal named Snoopy feeling kind of Loopy eyes are droopy from lack of rest put you to the test cause my Rhymes are the best.. That is GAY! My first graders could come up with something better than that! I was trying to be nice!

It's sarcasm but before you bust on the education system, check your spelling!

Maybe it will be so "Globally Warm" that they will never make snow again. Enjoy the new Bitch Pack with no snow! Maybe those condos at Blue will be beachfront after the meltdown! Now that would be cool, surfing in Palmerton!

Method is correct! I'm turning off my heat next winter and never driving my car again!

I would also get one of those new "Tubing Groomers" I read about in SAM and only allow red tubes!

Oh yes! Let the fun begin!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

I love you man!

OK, then now I care and will do everything in my power to prevent them. You jerks are so emotional about this and don't have a clue. A bunch of 20 year old kids who think they know everything about how a mountain should be run. I would have thought I was talking to Justo! I will go way out on a limb and bet you won't have park passes next year, but that will give you more to complain about.

ya know, I'm not sure if that was supposed to be an insult or not but it sure was funny. Good one.

Keep talking smack! You never know who you will run into.

Congrads your up 16 people so far! At 100 ski days each your up to 0.8% influence. Keep up the good work!

It's very valid since mountains need to take into consideration all of their customers not just 0.5%. I'll bet if you asked the other 99.5% what they thought of "Park Passes" you would get a very different opinion than yours. Don't get me wrong, I know it is nuts in that park and that people could get hurt very seriously. I agree something needs to be done. I just don't think closing a trail to the vast majority of customers is the answer.

OK. Maybe my info is off by 100K. It still doesn't look good for "Park Passes".

Wow! You don't get it. There are about 20 people(I'll be generous, let's say 1000) on this board that want "Park Passes". Blue does over 300,000 skiers a year. That's 0.3% of you that want "Park Passes" provided there are 1000 of you guys. I don't think you have a very good chance of getting them! Thanks for telling me I'm not a First Grade Teacher! I didn't know. I better look into that. I'll let you how it turns out.