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  1. SallyCat

    For Salty

    SallyCat replied to SallyCat's topic in Blue Mountain

    I'm more fascinated by his decision-making process. ("skip untracked powder in favor of free hotel breakfast" e.g.) and the way he agonizes over the whole thing. Whether he gets a Blue pass or not, I just want to enjoy seeing the process play out.
  2. SallyCat

    For Salty

    SallyCat replied to SallyCat's topic in Blue Mountain

    Best decision I ever made: buying a Blue pass in February and getting my money's worth out of it before the current season had even ended. Salty's full of Camelback bravado, but he'll see the light.
  3. SallyCat
    Really good night. Widowmaker and Sidewinder were winners, as well. Great parking lot company, too!
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    SallyCat posted a topic in Blue Mountain

    Somewhere on here I promised to supply parking lot beer for the entire month of March if Salty doesn't buy a pass so I'm just making sure he makes an informed decision.
  5. SallyCat
    Job first. Then Mantras!
  6. SallyCat
    Ready to be fucking awesome. #rtms4life
  7. SallyCat
    I'll be there tonight.
  8. SallyCat
    That picture cannot be real.
  9. SallyCat
    Good, 'cause I cancelled a trip to Boston I didn't want to take anyway and I'm going to Blue on Thursday night. Also Friday whenever the rain stops. I don't know what Eaf looks like. Don't tell me, I don't want anyone harshing on my mellow.
  10. SallyCat
    Nah, some threads are like jazz performances: you start out with a theme and then see where the other players go with it. Eventually, you return to at least a faint homage to the original melody. And sometimes one member of the band is kind of an asshole and can only play the recorder but thinks he's John Coltrane, but what are you gonna do?
  11. SallyCat
    I could have graded 170 essays yesterday instead of scrapping with Eaf all day. Not sorry.
  12. SallyCat
    Always happy to take one for the team.
  13. SallyCat
    Or If you have the $$ you could demo a board from Blue's shop.
  14. SallyCat
    Handsome, sweet 17-year-old cat named Jack. I love him and would hate to see him go, but I need the money for the "Ban Eaf" GoFundMe page.
  15. SallyCat
    I would sell my cat to contribute to that fund.
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    Don't start none, won't be none. Hyperbole! From now on, I'm super hot and a fucking amazing skier. Of course, now that I'm hot I can't hang out in the parking lot with you guys. I have an image to maintain. Thank you, that was actually informative and now I can go back to daydreaming!
  18. SallyCat
    Interests: NapkinCollecting. Because, you know
  19. SallyCat
    LOL! That was either auto-correct or my soul wouldn't let me type it! EDIT: Aha, it's auto-correct, that's why you cut-and-pasted, you evil, illiterate genius!
  20. SallyCat
    I believe it. God, the Long Trail over Killington Peak is a disaster of beer cans, broken glass, and graffiti in the summer as a result of winter activity. Skiers/boarders have destroyed the Cooper Lodge up there to the point that it's unusable and even trashed the wooden tent platforms. The poor Green Mountain Club can't keep up with the mayhem. Which is too bad, because it would be a gorgeous place to spend the night.
  21. SallyCat
    Thought about a flow chart, but today really only followed one downward trajectory. 1. Eaf gives advice about skis like a pro and calls PASRs divas and says skis can’t be both burly and nimble. Eaf then reveals he doesn’t know what touring skins are. 2. Eaf gets teased and called a Jerry and tries to pretend he didn’t just ask a dumb question, like a cat that runs away and licks itself after losing its balance and awkwardly falling off the counter. 3. Sally is nice for some reason and gives Eaf actual information on touring setups and suggests some humility may be in order because Eaf seems to talk out of his ass an awful lot and Sally has seen this before and a Tsunami of trash talk is headed Eafs way and she can't watch. 4. Eaf says he’s super humble so no worries! Sally is about to tap out when 5. Eaf for some reason tries to psychoanalyze Sally for being honest about her skiing abilities in front of people who have actually seen her ski. 6. Eaf then tries to make an Escher painting out of simple logic by threatening to boycott The Ski Diva Site, which will not allow him to be a member anyway because he’s a boy, but he pretends that he is the one boycotting the site. It is unacceptable to him that he will have to settle for literally every other ski site. 7. Eaf benefits from Sally’s Montage ticket thread but weirdly insults her for being helpful by suggesting that she won’t be polite/helpful in the future (legal precedent here? Johnny Law?) 8. Eaf can’t comprehend that Sally can be both aware of her physical appearance and also at the same time happy, which is clearly insane, so he tells her to “brighten up a little" because apparently he's on duty today representing The Patriarchy. 9. Eaf is lucky he didn’t say that to Sally in person because the best possible outcome for Eaf would have been a supersonic neck punch. 10. SALTY STILL TYPES tracks because he is just fucking with Sally at this point. Which to be honest is solid trolling. Respect. 11. This place needs more snow and less Eaf.
  22. SallyCat
    Sorry. Fish bite hooks. I was waiting on a Skype interview this afternoon and couldn't focus on work, too nervous, too rainy for a bike ride, so I came and goofed around here. At least I mostly ruined my own thread.
  23. SallyCat
    I think you may have fired in the wrong direction and hit Salty there? Changed my profile to be all special and whatnot.
  24. SallyCat
    Rain for two days here and now fog and then more rain later. I hope it clears up soon. This place gets a little "Lord of the Flies" when people can't ski. (I of course blame everyone but myself ) It looks like tomorrow evening at Blue might be ok for a few hours until it starts to set up.Then maybe some spring-like conditions later in the week. Could be worse.
  25. SallyCat
    Aww, quit being so hard on yourself, Dollface, I bet all the girls think you're an amazing skier.
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