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I watch his videos sometimes. They can be rad, especially when he says Pew Die Pie 100,000 times in a row. I didn't know that was a thing at the mall, now I'll have to go back for a Mr Beast steezeburger. TFTI

All this rain should be good for the snowmaking ponds.

Drove to Dirty Jersey. Got pissed looking for ski slope in shopping mall. Dug out phone twice to pull up QR code while juggling ski gear. Got irritated with inefficient check in process. Thought blue wrist band thingy was dumb. Sat on floor to boot up due to crowds occupying benches. Shredded the gnar radically. Talked to cute snowboarder chick on ski lift. Forgot to get digits. Tackled steep run on left, and steep run on right. Repeated. Stood in a line. Left. Watched vultures hovering over my parking spot while slowly stowing ski gear. Paid five dollah to leave. Was totally amazing and best indoor ski day ever.

Walked around Manhattan yesterday for a few hours after skiing at the store. How can you hate that place with the crowds, high prices, traffic, and randos yelling? I love The Big Apple.

I've used up my flying budget for the month. Maybe @AtomicSkier has some money left in his flying budget for the month??

It was pretty fun. I made it 90 minutes and skied the left run and the right run. Good to do once a year.

Skiing at the store is so rad! Hopefully I last here almost as long as the 2 hour driving time.

Blue's coverage this afternoon is lookin' thiiiic. I think they're about ready to open. Look at all those whales I circled the powder coverage to make it easier to find. Sick!

Donald Trump says that's fake news

Face diapers are, like, soooo 2020.

What's it like in the big snow? Is it super cold? Should I dress like a cosmonaut? Will there be ice which is nice? Should I wear a face diaper?

What a grate parade watching activity to get so stoked for shopping mall skiing this weekend

This Robert guy sounds like a gaper.

WJW, won't you just stand in line for 2 hours? If I go it'll be on Saturday.

The fabled and ill-fated post Thanksgiving day opening is dead. Press F to pay respects. Never forget. Always remember. Nonetheless, a shopping mall filled with glorious freshly blown perder awaits only miles from the western shore of the Hudson River for skiers and snowbladers of all ages and abilities to participate in exhilarating winter sports and rip down the artificially graded slopes that are surrounded by the hussle and bustle of city folk consuming the products in nearby retail establishments.

@Ski2Live Live2Ski this is a deal. Bring the twins and you can ski The True Mountain for only $351.

They'll be open this Friday. Don't be doubtin' the Holy Gospel of Blue the True. They got new super duper perder guns that can open a trail in no time at all.

This is getting good !

Fake news!

Blue Mountain has a different climate than Effort, PA

I'm saving mine for my sister and @GrilledSteezeSandwichis saving his for Zonked.

Does anyone know when Camelback is opening for the skiing season??

Any reason you're not coming to ski Blue Mountain the true Mountain? Blue mountain will also be open on 11-24 and it's probably a shorter drive for you which means you'll save big money in gasoline fueling.

Buckmans has my skis and new boots in the workshop. If I don't get them back by next Friday to ski Vista, I might be calling them every hour for updates.

Ok, but my sister will be bringing her boyfriend. You, me and Matt Edge can share an indoor cabin with triple bunk beds.