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It will end up being a dusting with 3 inches of sleet and freezing rain. I base this highly accurate forecast on my patented saltyant weather prediction algorithmic formula.

+++++VIBES+++++ to all skiers injured today on the hard, variable, sugary, wavy manmade powder

Works for me! I'll be at Blue Mountain the True Mountain for 8 am. If you'll be there later I don't think I need to be present for you to redeem the buddy pass

If @AirheadD8 isn't able to use my Buddy pass, you're runner up so it will be yours!

@GrilledSteezeSandwich This is getting good

Thanks for being the voice of reason

Thank you for your service. When I fly I try not to make eye contact with anyone and put my headphones on immediately (sometimes unplugged) so I don't end up having to small talk for 3 hours in a row.

Challenge is a funny trail this year. It went from being horrendously awful a few weeks ago with wall to wall golf ball sized cookies of death, and last week it was perfect, fantastic, the best trail on the mountain.

Alcohol tastes bad. Why drink something that tastes like Grandpa's cough medicine when you can drink something delicious like apple juice or coffee?

This is grate! Are you wearing your ski helmet on the plane?

Calling something cringe is, like, sooo cringe

Thanks for letting me know about this tempting deal but I only ski Blue Mountain the True Mountain. I saw the light and it is Blue! That's my boy, Blue! There was never a mountain more True than Blue. When I look to the sky, I think only of Blue.

This will be a day of kindness and Ski2Live should be granted a second chance to be kind to all Blue Mountain superfans and to only post Roundtop trip reports in the Roundtop thread. As a reward for turning over a new leaf, I propose a gracious PASR offer their Buddy Pass to Ski2Live and also the GPS coordinates to our new secret parking lot hangout location.

All the water run off from melting snow today will be really good for the snowmaking retention ponds.

Only from juice boxes which are an efficient and cost effective way to stay hydrated while tackling the numerous slopes of the northeast. I first got the idea from @Ski2Live Live2Ski

Just very excited to ski Blue Mountain the best mountain and maybe inhaled some second hand vape from the parking lot last weekend.

Welcome back Eaf! Will you be buying a season pass next year for Blue Mountain, the True Mountain? Will you be buying the Camelback add on for $263? Do you plan to rent a seasonal locker? What is your favorite restaurant to order fish n chips?

Nope, genuine Fish n' Chips from The Pub, voted the best Fish n' Chips in the U.S. Probably I have at some point. Cocktail sauce is the best dipping sauce for seafood.

You're welcome and anytime. My fish n' chips rating by location from best to worst is: Nashville, London, and Blue Mountain.

Your sins are forgiven on this day of kindness. One can expect to be hit with some collateral damage in this Great E-War. Grilled Steeze did you buy your Blue Mountain season pass yet?? I wish I hadn't wasted my $50 gift card from last year on awful fish n' chips at the top lodge restaurant. I think they caught the fish in a nearby zinc pond.

Offer your buddy pass to @AirheadD8 and then I'll give mine to Ski2Live. Then peace shall prevail in this realm once more.

I will mediate a peace treaty and propose that you offer Ski2Live your buddy pass and in exchange Ski2Live backs off from his attacks on Blue Mountain PASR turf. Deal?

Nah, I don't plan to ski at Camelback until it's included with our $675 season pass for Blue Mountain the True Mountain(tm).

It may be a parking lot but it is so, so much more. A layperson may only see a generic plain of tightly packed colloidal dirt particles mixed in with water molecules to form a chocolate milk appearance which muddies up the sedans and sports cars making transient use of that space while their owners ride the gravity waves down the Kittatinny Ridge upon magical carpet of fluffy corduroy and granular goodness. But for nearly two decades this seemingly innocuous lot has been the town square for men and women who gather from miles around to share their intense passion for Blue Mountain and revel in tales of glory as they speed past gapers and jerries on the wonderous pistes of Challenge and Chute. If the trees and plants that surround the perimeter of the lot could talk, they would recall glorious tales of MattEdge making an improvised rap song on the communal boom box, or an epic fable of when a group of muscular men met their match when trying to lift a Chevy Sonic despite such a valiant effort. The birds in the surrounding forest would sing folklore of times when tubular meat sandwiches laden with delicious flavorful toppings were consumed after a brawl or two with fellow patrons, where men in tall hats and gold watch fobs thumped their chests and said what a brave charge it was. It is so much more than just a parking lot, it is a national historic landmark and a place to sculpt and erect colossal statues of past and present legendary PASRs to forever memorialize their presence on those hallowed grounds, where herbs dare not tread and where the echos of high fives and fist bumps echo the mountainside as cans and kegs of Yoo-Hoo are consumed to the tune of great merriment.