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TFTI. This is probably one of the most thorough analysis of Yoccos on this forum in 2025. I will study it intensely as I plan my next Yocco's outing. I will need to ask Bethlehem Ford Guy. When I summon him I will refer to his first name is "Bethlehem" and his last name is "Ford Guy". I hope Ski2Live finds a good deal on hot dogs for Valentine's Day, maybe he can split a hot dog with Joy.

This is grate. Have you had a Yocco's hot dog lately? What do you like on your Yocco dogs? I like chili, extra mustard and onions. I also lust at the ever so delicious Yocco hamburger. It is one of the most scrumptious foods in the entire Lehigh Valley. Also the Yocco French fries are grate, especially with extra Salt and pepper. Have you visited all 6 Yocco's locations at least three times each? Which is your fourth favorite? My ultimate dream is one day they open a Yocco's in Malvern so I can meet JFDan there for supper. That would be so rad. One day after skiing on a Saturday morning from 8 to 9:25 we should rent a bus for all PASRs to ride around and we can tour all the Yocco's and we can all compare our detailed notes on our respective experiences at each eating establishment. Their world famous motto is you are never too far from a grate dog. Maybe Ski2Live's band The Beagles and Joy can tour on the bus and play the Christmas song on repeat as we tour all the Yocco's, but it will be a budget tour bus to save tree fitty.

Did everyone see Tussey is opening new terrain? @GrilledSteezeSandwich Tussey talk. This is getting good

I hope they implement a water park, paved parking lots, paid parking, a hotel house lodge, bring in a camel mascot, and rename the mountain "Camelback Jr." That would be rad

This is grate, be sure to keep us all updated on how that new trail at the bottom of Coming Soon is coming along.

@GrilledSteezeSandwich This will be bad for the snowmaking retention ponds.

How is this possible? Would they cut a new trail from CS to bypass Dis?

Gosh I hope they give you a $5 gift card or at least a hot toddy to assuage your PTSD from the Root Roller

Raining sleet, freezing rain, dog shit, and vomit

Holy crap. This thread is 7 years old already. Probably the best Stowe thread from the February 2018 ski month. Remember that time I skied with Moe Ghoul at Stowe in the perder? And Tarponhead, Sally Cat and Root were still active. Plus Toast even mentioned that he crossed his fingers that I would get buried in the perder, because I might have posted a dumb post or two, but now we're best buds and even flew together for lunch one time. Wow have times changed.

Dang, I should have stayed in Vermont

I actually only took 4 other pictures while skiing. This is probably the least amount of pictures Ive ever taken on a ski trip. I prefer to live in the moment instead, like Kumbaya and shiet. Plus all ski pics tend to look the same after awhile.

Sounds like crapola. Maybe I'll go to a more northern climate tomorrow for freshies and perder like Jackson J. Frost ski resorts in the Poke En Hoes.

Here's my first pic from Stowe. Me hating on winter. Seriously, this snow, cold and ice is bullshit this year. I can't wait til I'm on a tropical cruise in August. Maybe I'll even invite Matt Edge.

WJW. You were only 2.0 miles from our condominium. TFTI

We decided to bail on today due to a variety of reasons, which include Jim being injured, the wind holds (including transfer gondola), $30 paid parking, and a long drive after skiing. If Telejim was uninjured and there were no wind holds, we would have skied and rode. Finally, a long awaited pic from this trip:

I can't wait to ski the root rollers on Switchback before the Eagles game. I'll be singing "I believe I can fly" just like the Eagles when I catch mad air on a @RootDKJ Roller

Nah we skied yesterday and plan to ski tomorrow. I was too exhausted from skiing and riding to post a report yesterday

Hey all, back from a perder session at Stowe, the true mountain. In da house was me, some brahs, and Telejim. We arrived in da house at 900 under cloudy skys and some perder flakes. First run down Chin Clip was mad steezy. They remembered to groom Clin Clip today so there werent any of those @moe ghouls on it. That was sick. Then Gondalier was rad. And also Cliff Trail. Then I meandered to Four Quadrunner and skied back to the gondoobie where I met my brahs. My goggles kept fogging up so I got triggered and had to go in the lodge to find a heat source. Took a break in the Spruce Lodge and while sipping a hot cocoa with little marshmallows, received bad news that @TeleJim hurt his knee badly on Perry Merrill so he's out of commish for the rest of the season. Next skied some more and soon going to Piecasso after going to pick Telejim up from the hospital. Overall a rad day except that Telejim got injured. JADIP WTGAI Ice is Nice

Geeze Louise, I would have skied some groomed green runs instead of standing there for 3 hours. That's hardcore. I'm proud of you all. Maybe someday I'll split a Captains Wafer with everyone who stood in line for hours

Camelback is blowing perder on Bass Lick. This is grate! It might be open just in time for the end of ski season for me to not ski it because it's a dumb trail. Sickbird!

You're welcome and any time! I thought at least @Benmwould write a report at Blue Mountain. What's up with that???

TFTI. I plan to ski Stowe from Wednesday to Friday.

TFTI but I'm already going to Stowe this week and it's supposed to snow maybe 1 or 2 inch there. I might need to borrow your extra snorkel

Hey all, Back from another fun session at Camelback mountain, the true mountain. Today was by far the best time anybody on PASR had skiing, it was so radical. In da house were me and some Jerrys. First run down The Rocket was sick dude, caught some radical stellar courdorouy which was far out. Next lapped Cliffhanger about 10 times which is the best run in the U.S.A., even better than any hill station slope in Wyoming. I probably hit 40 or maybe even 41 KM/H on Cliffy. It was sick seeing the waterpark and fancy hotel house lodge while flying down that amazing run. Next up was Nile Mile which was soo sick that some legends in Jackson Hole are hella jell that they couldn't be there today to soak in the glorious feeling of all those rad turns. The best part was there was no annoying perder to get in my face or slow my Elon skis down. Finally I went over to The Front Four and skied The Marjorie's Delight, The Hump and The Rocket again. It was devastating that The Asp was closed because they are blowing perder on Bass Lick, which is currently 100 percent ice with some aluminum cans on top. I think Bass Lick will be open by February 32. The lines were tolerable until 11 AM and then I decided to call it a day and have a gallon of Yoo-Hoo in the parking lot. I felt bad for those poor guys in Jackson Hole stuck in a blizzard while we have nice smooth groomed trails here in the Poconos. Hopefully they get back soon and ski Marjorie's Delight. JADIP