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The Stevenson Lift needs +++VIBES+++ from all PASRs to pass inspection tomorrow. So far not looking so good. We must do better!

@toast21602 This is good stuff. Maybe Camelback will give you tree fitty off parking since you you're a PASR admin

If Stevenson gets up and running soon (a Christmas miracle?) then I'll probably give it a day or two and let others test it out to make sure no chairs fall off or they don't get stuck for 3 hours and don't even get compensated with a hot cocoa. Yeah, that's how much I trust Camelwhack.

Ok

@GrilledSteezeSandwich This is getting good. Camelback messaged me personally that there might possibly maybe be an update on mountain conditions perhaps tomorrow. This is grate!

I heard a rumor that Stevenson Lift might be starting to move. Let's all hold hands and send out +++VIBES+++ to the Stevenson Lift so that it may pass inspection tomorrow and that we may rip down Nile Mile this weekend. Amen.

We are a Mountain of immigrants. We must open our electronic borders and invite all citizens of the Camelback nation to our ski slopes, and share our bountiful harvests of delicious meats, tacos, and creme brulee with these poor souls who have suffered so much, and lend an ear to hear their tales of woe and misery of riding one high speed lift with long lines on weekends, and riding one slow fixed grip lift to hit some gaper trails, and paying to park or having to hang a paper parking pass to their car mirrors. We will unite with our new friends who hail from Tannersville, East Stroudsburg and Stroudsburg, but not West Stroudsburg, and all come together and hold hands while singing "We Are The World" and "Kumbaya". We will teach these new citizens the way of the Blue Mountain culture, to properly bash Camelback, to enjoy the muddy parking lots, to sip an ice cold Yoo-Hoo, and to learn the language of the Blue people and their dialect and accents, like "sick bird" and "Blue Mountain is the best".

WJW. Tussey must be using Camelback lift operations as consultants

Good, I'm glad they got rid of all that garbage on Barbara's Way.

@eaf How has Mountain Creek been??

This is getting good

That would be rad. I 'member when everyone was up in arms about Blue being sold to KSL. And look at things now. This is probably the best season at Blue ever. The only thing they should do is pave the parking lot so my ski boots don't get muddy.

Rats! My master plan has failed after a valiant effort.

My brah says Blue Mountain and Camelback are for sale. He heard it from a reliable source, according to my brah. So far the only people that I know that know are myself and @TeleJim

Camelback is a lead story on WNEP news station this morning. They plan to have 25 trails open this weekend, wow just wow! They are saying how grate everything at Camelback is and how hard everyone has worked. And I just happened to find a grate photo of their lead media public relations representative:

Maybe @Ski2Live Live2Ski has a $5 coupon off White Tail for MomSkiz2??

Ive never skied at White Tail

It was fine from 8:00 to about 9:18. Then it became a zoo thanks to Camelback, so I quit and sat in an Adirondack chair drinking coffee and ran into Grilled Steeze Sandwich getting off the mountain. Then I ate some tacos which were grate

I just left after a grate hike up to the antennae tower. It was butt to nut at all 3 ski lifts. WJW

Correct. Trump is everyone's favorite President.

I messaged Camelback for a free season pass for next year, and half my money back for this year since the mountain is only half open. I am waiting patiently for these since Camelback has let us all down. I'm sure Camelback senior management is now working tirelessly to fulfill these requests.

This is grate. All we're missing is @eafand who could forget @Ski2Live Live2Ski??

I wonder if @Enjoralescousin aka The Cuz, aka Cuzzo, aka Cousin, will be at Blue Mountain the True Mountain tomorrow??

We should recruit Edward of the Bacon to the Camelback rants forum on the face books