Ski

If you get teased in gym class, Rob can make it all better.

Did you buy this site? Are you a mod? If you need more than 83' to land a jump, then you have issues.

You don't get told to fuck off very often, do you? Well, here goes: fuck off. Enjoy some long summer days at Rob's beach house.

I tried to help. Oh, well. Have at him, Rob!

She has a GF. Just kidding, Melissa I agree with you 100%.

So you are saying it's less than 12 yards from the superpipe to the woods. Wanna bet? If I'm right, then you leave PASR. If you're right, I'll leave. Deal?

Teen boys like Kansas, Rob? Who knew. You beg to differ? Well, you 'beg' correctly. It's more. Want another guess?

Son, just keep an eye on your own *sshole around papasteeze. Seanyj made a dumb post that I corrected. Okay, so just the facts, dy-lan: is 70 feet a "a super skinny "lane"? That's it. Can you answer that question?

I know what you said. And I said that I made an offer of peace to you. I didn't make conditions, I didn't say you had to respect my friends or stop bashing Sno. It was a simple, straightforward offer of peace. I've tried to settle it on the snow and now with an unconditional offer of peace. That sorta just says you want to continue a flame war. Whatever.

Did it involve Jeff and BMW's?

Your words, Rob. Hey, I have a new avatar for you:

My dog bites. He'd bite me for trying. True story: we had a house in Trenton and wanted to 'rescue' a dog from a pound. We also have a house on LBI, so we figured that would be a better place to get a nicer dog. So we picked this quiet, sad looking dog that didn't bark and they tested his reaction to cats (my wife has some) and he was great. An hour after bringing him to our shore house, my wife's dad came down to visit. We were on the back dock and he came up behind her to give her a hug and our new dog bit him right in the crotch. Drew blood. Lots of blood. I offered to drown him (the dog) right away, but her dad, who is a biologist, just said 'no, he was just being protective'. Turns out we have a trained pit bull mix. He was 'rescued' from a guy arrested for dog fighting. Since our dog was a lab mix, they didn't destroy him, according to the Ocean County Humane Society. Every time I yell at my dog, he growls and gets ready to kill me. It was a male who abused him, so he loves girls/women. I've lived like this for 10 years. We're both getting old. Not sure who'll go first. Hey, Rob! I thought you might rise above it. My bad. Rob has 300 little bitches. He said so. Eh, so that's actually 300 little bitches agreeing there's a tiny little lane next to the superpipe. You should pay more attention before posting. Exactly my point. You are rooting for it to suck. Idiot.

JordanA, I'm pretty sure I didn't call anyone immature. BTW, nothing you ever said to me was over the line, or any worse than what I've said to you. Wanna bury the hatchet? Right now. Peace from here on in. You're call...

Rob, this is ski's dog, Tino, telling you that I think your ass smells bad. Ski is going to go get a camera to show a picture of me to prove I can type.

Good luck with them!

I wish I had TiVo. Is that picture ready yet?

Stevie is going to beat you for trying to make people believe he used the word "horrid". Quick, go find him! Have him give me the finger, or something cool!

Def not the first time Rob impersonated a teen boy! I'm sure you don't that book.

Did you notice that Steven used the phrase "just a bit"? Rob, you're such a tool.

Been to Sno this year? Wow, Stevie, you sound, spell, and use grammar exactly like your dad. Amazing!!!

Is that how you describe Gary Dranow? Is that how you described Ridge? Did you make homosexual jokes about your son? Sorry, didn't work, Rob. And I'm gonna wear my speedsuit Sunday and hug you really tight.

Are you a f*cking agent, or just whoring out your children? You don't accept a challenge on behalf of someone else. If you want to race me, Rob, then it's a deal. Top of Mainline to bottom of Cannonball. Winner wins the other's skis. But I've seen you ski, Rob, and you pretty much suck.

Is that helpful in getting teen boys to let you film them? Sorry, not my thing, Rob.

Exactly my point: is it a "super skinny lane" like your boyfriend said? Is it? Just take whatever it is out of your mouth and let us all know if it's just as wide as, say, where the first big jump is in BB's gnarly park.

You're not invited unless we put some turns in