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Story: So my best bud and I are at Zadar's in New Hope (before I met my wife) and we've scored twins. No, really. True story. Swear. They were secretaries or some shit for Bloomsburg News, shared an apartment down near ThinkSnow, blah, blah, blah... So it's almost 2am and they're coming back to my place and we've already watched them share the same ice cube (If you know, you know; if not, don't ask)...when my buddy James asks his half, "What's wrong?" AHHHHHH!!! Dumbass! Just don't ask a hot chick that is already planning to come home with you what's wrong! Ever! Just don't. "My cat died, yesterday," says the beautiful girl who has been recovering from her loss by drinking a lot and finding meaningless s*x with virtual strangers a good idea. "Oh, it was just a cat?" Asks my dumbass friend. "So it's not like your dog died, right?" And the door slammed on our night right there. Lesson learned? Yeah, but too late. I'd even charged my video camera battery to share with everyone...

What does a stray cat look like after going through that?

Just FYI, from the Elk web site: Comments: Elk will remain open thru Sat., March 27 No slides to paint or chlorine to mix.

Anyone skiing @ CB?

Skimom said blows goat balls.

Wow, you spell checked, didn't you, skidude?

And he's been making some excellent hiring decisions.

But isn't the whole point of being at CB because that's where your folks have a place?

Skidude just ain't being a believer. It must REALLY suck to watch your own hill melt and close, while they blow snow in freakin' ALLENTOWN!!! Oh, wait, my hill is melting and closing, too.

Hey, Freeheeler, welcome and don't take anything too seriously over here.

Ahhh, nevermind. Teasing isn't nice.

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Good plan.

Can I borrow the drill when you're done?

Ice Pinner---the liftie--PM'd me over there that he thought it sucked SDS was banned and didn't understand why. I almost told him it was because SDS was caught stealing brake light lenses. But that'll be our secret.

Yeah, I was just using the opportunity to bust on DaveK. I had accused him of being SnowSnow, too. That was the last straw back then and he banned me. He hates that.

The hoses that were being repositioned were to take the overflow from the #3 septic tank to begin filling the wave pool. Read the f*cking brochures, guys.

Sorry 'bout the "little guy" thing skidude.

To fully counteract the PR problem CB has encountered with Blue's snowmaking while they were caught mixing cholorine, DaveK came up with the perfect strategy: throw out some brilliantly devised threads: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, and I'm going to teach my friend to swim so we're heading down to the Jersey shore in April. Always a good way to introduce a new sport. So DaveK, are you trying to fill a void left by our young friend? Hmmm? Thought that sounded like a good topic to start some discussion? And how do we define "Synergy"?: ~Cooperative interaction among groups, especially among the acquired subsidiaries or merged parts of a corporation, that creates an enhanced combined effect.~ You miss the little guy, don't you, Dave? Just admit it. Now let's define "Transparent".

The hills around Scranton got dumped on. You could barely see the chair in front of you. I don't even remember the last time it was snowing hard while we skied. I'm not a powder fan, but it was really cool to have something like that happen in the late season, especially after skiing on oil and rocks for weeks.

Five inches of pretty nice powder at Montage and still snowing like crazy. Where did it come from? We were two of about 10 people there from 4-7pm.

Yeah, that was probably me. Sorry, Skimom.

Snowmaking: Probably tonight--low of 23 is predicted!!! Special Events: Yes, we will and are still making snow as temps permit!! ~Man, that says it all~

That's great. Even our little neighborhood ski hill had better conditions tonight than CB. Of course, we had to hike for turns...