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I can't wait to see the video from tonight. Very cool that you ran the course...girls that ski rock....

Well, they were officially a no show. Who would have guessed?

Yes you did. And you better not leave again.

I'll pm you. It's best to not discus specific employees, especially in what's become troll land.

No, I'd never involve an employee in a Chinese downhill. Especially after the last one.

Okay, KyleA, here's the deal: a friend of mine will be in the lodge from 8:30-9pm. He's a tall guy with a maroon USC sweathshirt (don't even think of mouthing off to him or he'll pound you---not a threat from me, just a warning---he isn't overly happy about having to do this) named Kev. He'll call my cell phone and let me know you aren't just full of crap. My gear's loaded and ready to go. Dude, you'll get respect from me if you show and follow through.

Who cares what you think? Get to bed, troll.

Heheheh...pretty nice skis, though.

I only saw him for two minutes, so you'll have to ask him. If he comes home tonight.

You could sell my bindings and buy two sets of FKS bindings. But you'd have to actually win. So you accept the conditions and want to do this at 9:30pm tonight? Top of Mainline to bottom of Cannonball, winner gets the other's skis. Who else is in?

Yeah, I heard from a friend that Elk opened a bunch of trails they'd just blown on without even doing a whole lot of grooming. Must be a good weekend over there.

You didn't say you wanted to do a Chinese downhill. That's all you had to say. But only if winner gets the loser's skis. That was the original challenge. I'm totally in. Is 9:30 good for you? How many are racing?

So, you do want a date. That's just gross.

You still haven't said how you want to settle it, now have you?

Pussying out of what? Spit it out KyleA? What is it you want to settle and exactly how do you want to settle it?

Like a date? Uh, dude, I'm married.

Can't really argue with that.

I heard from a pretty reliable source that you were a tiny little kid. Not that there's anything wrong with being a tiny little kid, but it's funny when they start trash talking.

Aw, hop on that plane troll. Get back to kollege. Little kids get so tough when they back down and run away.

Seriously, KyleA, a lot of people on here know me in person. They could tell you what a mistake you'd be making. I'm pretty comfortable joking around about people kicking my ass for doing things, but that's just because I don't have anything to prove. I lift weights seven days a week so I don't have to shout how tough I am. Doing shit like that is lame. So why did you puss out? Just curious. I'm there tomorrow. Perfect example of just how full of shit you are. 450 vertical foot jumps at Boulder AND in your driveway. Hahahahaha....

You dumbass...the comparison is between Pocono ski areas. WL isn't difficult compared to Corbet's, but it's 10x more challenging than BB's bunny hill. Yeah, you're an expert on moguls. Every hear of the Bear Mountain Mogul Challenge on Outer Limits? I'd give you a lesson some time if you weren't such a loser. Go to BB. Bye! You don't have the balls to ski a Chinese downhill and you sure don't have the balls to say that to my face. Guaranteed.

Well, only that Chippy's a big mo fo. I'm gonna stop teasing him and not risk getting my neck broken. Cool that you had a good time, Chippy. You sure do seem to love to ski Oh, and Nick's a little scary, isn't he?

He's a total whore.

That's a totally fair statement for right now. KyleA: Another fair statement would be that anyone claiming a jump at Boulder is over 450 vertical feet is full of shit. But that's what claimers do. So what? You sure do spend a lot of time talking about male erections pills and pedophilia. You're one sick little boy.