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JibHonk

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  1. since everybody was offended by my "gun" suggestion i've thought of a peaceful way...bear creek invents flavored snow and puts a trail leading up to kodiak with flavored snow and then all the families stop at the top of kodiak and eat the snow then the trail continues down to the lift:) its brilliant no lemon flavored snow tho
  2. hotels are a hell of a hell of a lot plus on a weekend u have to stay at least 2 days to rent the room.....lift tickets not included
  3. bear probably makes twice that amount of money on presidents weekend alone
  4. i wish but sadly no
  5. i am guilty of touching the lips i just cant man up and hit that red hand rail after the big staircase and diamonds lol taht does make u look like a pussy but o well lol and minizep=(fake) thats cuz ur a pussy some kids deserve a snowball to the face and i have guidelines no women or girls(unless their asian) or elderly, and no kids taht appear under 10 and nobody wants revenge becuase 95% of the time they know why they were hit...being where they dont belong
  6. even worse for the kid that could have hit him...if he did he probably would've gotten his pass taken becuz u know the ski patroller would assume his son is an angel and didnt go anything
  7. super duber million noobs in the park today i just wanted to "hurt them very badly"
  8. yo the 1/4 pipe is so steezy its nice and slipperty only thing is its a 1/4 pipe and therefore has pop
  9. you arent on there anywhere bro
  10. my flyers did an affective job of explaining smartstyle i politely asked somebody to ride it on the way up the lift then dispose of them in a trashcan i even saw one kid i handed it to started asking people if htey wanted to go and wen he fell he either roleld down or just got back up:) but that was 1 of 20 so idk how it worked....as for my idea as how to keep kids out i'd say a steezy line of moguls that u must ride thru first or and i'm being completely serious here dig a moat ish think at the top like a 3 foot trench and a little booter to launch over it with its small enuff that if u dont have enuff speed to use the jump u could just ollie it...also if u dont like the ditch thing just fill it with rocks
  11. hey does anybody know how i can upload my flyer i made on windows publisher 2000 onto here? so more people can spread the word
  12. haha they automatically get one and a slap in the face lol
  13. i just printed 20 flyers on smartstyle i made on publisher goin to hand out to people i htink need to read them hope fully people will not litter them
  14. i want part ownership on this brilliant idea park police!! they could have like blue red and white lights and sum sick nightsticks and really big and dark goggles picture this now add goggles and sum flashing lights
  15. o boy check out those bear creek INTERACTIVE WEBCAMS man do those people look like their having fun
  16. and or roll over the lip of jumps cuz i also dont care if you fall 800000gazillion trillion times as long as you dont sit stand of otherwise chillax on landings and dont cut people off and dan s. i misread your post that whyi said he didnt do anything and thxs for fillin me in on tits
  17. whats tits mean in your sentence?
  18. never said he broke nuttin he just flew into the bleacher
  19. maybe a little late but i got one 'ill let it go for $5 bucks
  20. 99% of us are upset about people who dont belong in the park being there and as many others have said tryin to tell somebody they dont belong in the park doesnt work...yesterday evening a mom(wearing neon green,pink an yellow with straight ski) with her 3 kids i saw them at the top of the park by the gate and smartstyle sign...i asked her to not go into the park she goes Mom: its our last run we just want to go over the jumps and off the side we wont do anything Me: thats my point, sumbody could get really hurt because of this Mom: well they should watch where their going Me: its not that its the fact your kids could be in the blind spot and possibly get hit kid 1(about 8): dont be such a butthole Me: i'm not i'm tryin to avoid hittin you and or havin u get hurt Mom: you dont care about my kids Me: your exactly right but i care about me equipment and myself they ski past the blue gate Me: go read that big orange sign thats says medium features and experts skills required kid 2(about 6): mommy lets go Me: just please dont roll over the lips of the jump it messes them up Family in unison: WE DONT CARE mom: leave us alone before we report you me: calm down go head and then we can talk about smartstyle and how you dont belong in the park mom: go break your neck you disrespectful punk me: have a nice day this takes the cake right here the kid rolls over the first jump in black bear falls the second kid does the same they land on eachother roll down the landing and proceed to do the same thing on the next jump...here we go this one does it kid 1 goes to "do" the bleacher one ski goes under the bleacher kid smacks the plastic face first and the other ski pops off and goes like off to the side...the mom comes down i ride by and go "told ya so"
  21. and remember sign language doesnt count as the middle finger and no you cant do sign language with mittens
  22. yay for GSS smartstyle for all:)... MAKE A PLAN...LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP...EASY STYLE IT....RESPECT GETS RESPECT
  23. yea 2day was a sheet of ice couldnt really land alot unless u had sharp edges or landed flatbased...saw oakley 2day said hey and got a wtf look lol its cool tho
  24. i never said i was bringin the gun...just a suggestion...so not
  25. god damn i just bought an agent ugh i cant believe i missed this deal
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