Johnny Law

I was two mins late and missed it but they got stuck for a hot minute.

Yesterday was so so so so much fun, hyper big shout out to enjo as always dude you are the absolute goat. I've skied enough hills to know at the end of the day it's the people that make a place and it was an honor and a pleasure.

The ding, over by what's left of the fairgrounds mall. The soft pretzels are the best anywhere, Montelaro has excellent ravioli, cheese and meats then finish it off with an Earl Grey Lavendar Cupcake and Pho.

For anyone that doesn't know Fairgrounds soft pretzels are the best in the world, they turn the bag clear in like 10 seconds...........do we need champagne?

In furtherance of Atomics post god damn are those front side runs short with the high speed. It was a great day and I'm glad CB was open but man it felt like 30 seconds and back on the lift.

Atomic, the other blue dude and I were talking on the lift as even CB is no where near as trashy......I still say let the lower lot guy clean it up but my God blue looks like shit

It's like taking peyote

No beginners !!!! Bohemia can get mad snow but it's UP so you might as well go to the Monashees which is why it's relatively unskied. It's mostly sort of a hill with snow rather than trails per se and most people go to ski pow. The hot tubs at the yurts are wicked famous as is their motto and frequent sineage NO BEGINNERS !!!!!! It ethos is very similar to my own so I'm not a fair judge but they had me at no beginners.

Sadly no, mine is somewhere in the exit of Bear Pits at Crystal but I bet someone went and got that one lickedy split even if it's not theirs.

I had meetings until 10 today but couldn't ski yesterday so you gotta make it work but sorry I missed you. I saw Atomic on the way in but he didn't mention you were skiing so imagine my surprise when Jimmy, green helmet, the Marlboro man blue mtn dude and Ross all told me I was slow and behind you. It got soft with all the sun and I mostly ran razors which was just spring kinda perfect. I did think however they should have commemorated the moment in their music choice https://youtu.be/THrhxf42Y4Y?feature=shared

I thought it was you but wasnt sure on tbe jacket.....The girl in the pink boxed me out hard like Charles Barkley under the net hard, I could have went left but my delta to her was very high but on video it looks like I'm a responsible skier lol lol While it was possible out of the racing stripe it was much better in it but it was maybe 15ft wide, classic spring blue which I love.

Apparently the gondola at Kicking Horse broke off the arm and fell to the ground yesterday ! Not even skyeship has that problem. It seems that car was empty but evac was made more difficult as there is a 20 acre bear enclosure under the lift. I've checked this story like 8 times but no lie all I can find says there is actually a bear habitat under the lift. I'm a simple man so does anyone know why ?

Rode today, super warm like a t-shirt and shell was too much kinda warm. C1er was around I think but that was is for Pasrs. First thing the quad side was super firm rattle your feet until they were numb. Not even pdis escaped the refreeze. Around 930 I ran into someone I know on the quad who said the main st side had softened as was quite good so I skedaddled over there. Main was a swing and miss but Raceway/mid/lower all gets early sun and had baked up to a nice perfect apple pie. Full speed with big airs it was hyper nice but I could only go to 1045 or so and I bet razors got perfect right around then.

If you do Tamarack be sure to read their story, the mtn hasn't had a coherent concept since they started and its all of the industry shit in one mtn. Some peeps even claim it killed Jumbo but I think jumbo has always been a fantasy and if you can point the finger its at Patagonia.

I think it's the dark winters with nothing else to do but how does one goofy state with like 10 people have soooo much good beer and food. How'd coverage look ? I want to head up next weekend/after blue....