Johnny Law

Thanks Tits Mcgee We have wild reports of snow in NJ over 800 ft, jet stream really came through with a nice streak that upped the precip, upper level cooling has also expanded the precip area. Erie is over a foot, inch or so in upper levels of the LV.

I'd really like to ride in the snow but that's probably because I'm a noob and don't know any better. I'm gonna get a fatty for sure to dick around.....

Wife says it's snowing near Reading.

I was talking about Assateague. Bugs aren't a real problem in DE, you know Jack Lingo ? His dad owned one of the first hotels in Rehoboth and he instituted a plan to remove almost all standing water areas in Sussex county. Fast forward a couple decades and that plan worked.....mostly Assateague is fucking terrible in the summer, or at least it was. Only worse spot to camp is IRI, flat, zero protection from the wind and sun. We camped their once back when IRI would rip pretty regularly and when we came back from Dewey our tent was somewhere in Rehoboth bay. It had 550 para guy wire....that's some wind. Ponies rock, Chinco they got them fenced in because somebody blasted a pony with their car which sucks. I love people that freak out when the ponies eat the picnic food they have in the back of their pick up or when they go to pet them and they fucking bite em. Like Louis CK said turns out ponies are assholes.

Bromley is alright, some decent trees but lots of NY peeps on the rocket docket....Stratton sucks hairy ball sack but it sucks the least of those options. Go to Magic if you like legit rowdy skiing. Mt. Snow ? You crazy ? Might as well go to the Bell. The other way out there option is Platty but you got to understand that's a different experience. Hickory too though that's really different.

So many bugs

Dec looks to be a mix....Jan/Feb looks a little colder than normal, March looks considerably warmer....should see some more snow

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Limekiln to 662 to oysterdale rd, bump a left at Landis store and another at Huffs Church drops you right off at the Savoy on whatever the fuck road that is bear is on. I ride it on my bike alot, never any traffic way way faster than 422/100.

Well Ruffled Grouse (PA State Bird and thus the best bird) quarterly says sub 13 seconds. However there is new research that shows if the fog horn is dressed to resemble a female grouse during mating season the male grouse will attempt to purchase it a drink which can increase attention span to days even years.

above 1500 on the green spine should do maybe 4-6", MTW will do about the same.

Carnot's theorem says you can do at most 50% so good idea to use that excess thermal heat for something. Alot of $$$$ being spent at Blue lately they are going to have to sell alot of tickets.

long term forecasts are 99% fantasy but that's different than model trends. Mid November a bunch of cold air shows up some hills may take advantage if the air behind it checks out.

That was me, the good dude AS hooked me up on a night session

LOL nothing else to talk about.....I like the idea of fleece bedsheets but I'd have to open every window and door in my house

Bush is the place for the people with money, that's fine all I was saying is it has a jr Deer Valley vibe.

ahhh I gottcha, I knew the Friendly Gathering thing was there but I thought you were saying no more access.

What ? When did that happen ? Any news articles ?

There is an old now closed ski area that you can ski from Magic, its pretty fucking sweet.

I have like 1000000 pairs but I just find one pair of medium weight merino and then leave them in my car all winter.....my wife hates me LOL

Dude is mentally ill but I couldn't figure out his deal for the life of me. The wife beating deal completes the picture as does the whole not getting a job thing. Your like the TMZ of allentown.....

I don't, one my lady isn't a huge VT fan and two I'm a freak so......but everybody needs some romance in their lives. OP There is a name missing from this discussion....Jay Peak...jay is like a really bad ex gf. She was insane, some days just fucking perfect others ice cold. After you broke up she got into meth and is totally different, occasionally for a fleeting moment you can relive the glory days but the old jay is dead. One of the absolute deepest days ever in 33 years of skiing was at jay, I drove mad hours through the night, chick running the breakfast at Jay hotel let me eat for free because I slept in the car and the breakfast buffet had jello shots. The kid running the ticket booth wasn't even sure if they were going to open, the sp on the first tram told everyone not to ski Green Beret but that he knew we would anyways. That's the Jay I love but she got fat Canadian stacks and no longer exists. Bush is for $$$$ wannabes though the rock has some mad fucking technical lines. Slokemo is fine if someone else is paying or you got one of those baller slope side houses, it's flat so party it up and take some easy runs.....better yet drive 15 mins and go to Magic. They actually appreciate your money are cool as fuck and the terrain is way way better than Okemo, just don't expect anything fancy.

I've had days in VT that are on par with the west snow wise, terrain maybe not but that doesn't mean it was easier just different. Timing is key in VT. Stowe, Killy, Magic....if it snows like alot alot and it's a weekend ditch Killy and go to Pico.......a quiet gem for really two trails and access was Ascutney, shame that place didn't make it excellent trees....Are you trying to get your SO to slob your knob ? Suicide Six, Woodstock Inn is nearby, romantic restaurants and all that shit, Six is small but excellent tree lines and surprising steeps for such a small hill, great place for a 1/2 day.

hahahahah what about the cross dude, WTF is his deal ?

Who doesn't ? I don't think I've posted much that wasn't meant to stir the pot.