Johnny Law

I was told I should get the divorce papers ready if another bike or pair of skis shows up before January.....I'm sure I'll buy some jackets and what not, I'm dangerously low of outerwear....

They were behind on Punkin this year, it's only getting distributed now and a bunch of pumpkins were already in DE beer stores. New bottles so maybe that slowed them down.

Huntah the physical place is fine, it is however filled to the fucking gills with the biggest bunch of assholes ever assembled on planet earth. It's like all of North Jersey goes to Huntah, they all fucking suck, they are all fucking drunk of bud light and none of them can ski while drunk. Add those people into a very vertical hill in which everything is on top of eachother and each run funnels into about three actual runs and the place fucking blows. Platty is owned by a cool dude who does dope shit, their terrain is at least equal and they get 1/10000th the crowd. Laslow actually cares that you spend your money there so why not pay him a visit instead. I'd put Blue Knob in the running for South of VT and there is shit in Western PA that would challenge the best skiers on the planet. The size of your hill does not equate directly to the proficiency of one's skills...a trip to Deer Valley is all the proof anyone needs of that.

It looks like there is maybe a poly windshield of some kind.

Don't hate on BC, the terrain is what it is. It's SE PA 1000ft vert isn't possible. I do think Bear is generally run considerably better than Blue though Blue has upped their game the last two years. Bear blows way way way better snow and the grooming is light years ahead of Blue. Most of the hardcore Bear riders are park people, I'm out of the park game awhile now so correct me if I'm wrong but Bear's park is pretty good and vert/lifts are less relevant then. Additionally the park scene there was generally younger, those kids need a ride from Ma and Pa and they don't want to drive an hour each way so for alot of the bear peeps it's ride there or don't ride at all. The only hill it's 100% ok to hate on is Huntah........and Mt. Creek on weekends.......shit and anytime somebody says Elk is like VT.

hahahah, that was the worst section but there are bunch of peeps riding through there around Marsh Creek area and traffic was light. I did feel bad for some cars but whatever 15 seconds of waiting ain't gonna impact their lives. I only do road rides maybe once a week, it a nice change from SRT/Valley Forge Really good ride, I rode 70 miles on route L, I can ride from my house to Birdsboro on the SRT which is about 10 miles so round trip was 81ish. I think I remember you ride MTB at French Creek sometimes, the descent out of FCSP is really good. 345 North into Birdboro is steep and very fast, in that direction is also has new pavement and a good shoulder. I hit 37mph and I ride the brakes because I'm a pussy. You can also take Shed Rd which is more flowy. 345 South is boner city, a mix of fast and flowy and it drops you out into a low angle downhill through a really beautiful farm area with tree canopied road. Rural PA magazine shit. Ride your MTB down at least once it's super super fun. I've ridden all the big hills in Berks, Neversink, Mt. Penn. Church Lane, etc. and 345 is by far the best. Damn dude that's POC, they are pretty sturdy. You in one piece ?

5 and two sodas.....

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/40.26466,-75.79809/39.837145,-75.59845/@40.0512122,-75.7464343,11z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!4m5!1m1!4e1!1m1!4e1!3e1?hl=en South is about 1750 and North is 1850 I don't know how accurate that is but I mean Google never lies right. This dude says it's more but I don't know, there is alot of climbing until you hit Downington - http://chipbiking.wordpress.com/2012/06/01/bike-route-l-part-5-birdsboro-to-delaware-state-line/

Who knew there were so many gardeners....rode route L, super super nice. 3500ft of climbing with two nearly perfect descents, low traffic, at one point I came to a t intersection with zero cars and full on 6ft high corn on all sides, looked like Nebraska.

That was a boner city day.....I hope we get to do that again soon..

^ it is only relevant a couple times a decade, nobody said shit this year. The area in between Lazy and Sidewinder was surprisingly nice, though I just followed Justo who actually knew the lines.

Old white lady, old white lady seems to be the only one I ever get.

Ahhh home of the meth head waitresses....get a pitcher give her a 20$ and you 13$ all in change no bills....she'll come by 4 more times to ask you if you paid....you got random motorcycle dudes, center city working stiffs who either like dive bars or are down on their luck and level 100 accredited hipsters way way too cool for the Royal, were talking Salvation Army shoppers no Urban Outfitters, the dudes with cell phones that look like a mix of coo coo clock and one of those old school house jobs with a crank where you had to ask the operator to call aunty mae or whatever....what a place, they even have/had a working Pac Man table like old school Pizza Hut restaurants, it's a little slice of heaven though certainly no Northeast Tap Room which will forever maintain the weird fucking bar trophy. All I want to know is who the fuck has fallen so far down the rabbit hole that they are eating McGlinchey's hot dogs? They must sell them but to whom and why ? EDIT: Also - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_3uxzkoV4

It means you have ass cancer.....sorry I'm just the turd doctor

I once went four days...like glass.....yes if everyone could pm me their shit schedules I'll add it to stats....

I'm just busting your balls PASR is not serious business.....

hahahha gotta keep it interesting in summer...

Call me when you get a job and can afford to give two shits......

Hi guys I'm a noob that wants to sell my shit at 3000000% more than it's worth on a website I do not contribute to. When an actual contributing member tries to help me out I act like a dick because that's sure to move my shitty ass 13 year old girl gear on a website of peeps who ski 50+ days a year. God Speed Eric....god speed

Ok let me see what's around.

How much do you wanna spend ? Boards ain't cheap but I know a bunch of people that have some laying around possibly at a bunch of price points.

Burlier click clacks, cross country downhill a ski inbetween a true click clack and a downhill ski. LIke a super super light rando ski. The best part of that linked collection is Last of the Ski Bums with the legendary Ron Funk. Go to 230....classic

There are some WW2 era training/equipment films that are pretty interesting - part of this collection for 20$ http://www.amazon.com/Classic-Ski-Films-None/dp/B002MD3UNM

Maybe go older, John Jay made some of the best skiing movies ever, Barrymore has maybe the first modern movies and Otto Lang pretty much invented the ski movie.

Is that your boat ? That is a very expensive boat....hope your birthday was killer brother