Johnny Law

He's the greatest American skier ever. I love big mtn and park and pipe but there is a reason all the best big mtn skiers are former racers. People don't like him because bode only skis for bode, he wants to know how fast a person can ski and at the end of the day I think he's right. People use Olympians, win us some medals every four years and then fuck off. That nbc chick is a dirty pirate hooker, what the fuck did you think he's going to say ? She wouldn't let the brother go because it wasn't about inquiry but creating an emotional response for tv. Go fuck yourself, that's low, at least a hooker is honest, that bitch is fucking with people for ratings.....

It's super rare to find something in pa that open.....

That is so so so sick. Congrats buddies that is 100 percent sick bird. It's hard core to tour with a fixed heal, I award 10 extra gnar points.

If there wasn't trash talking half the internet wouldn't exist and the other half would just be GSS posts.

It probably makes it easier to find parts when you can just look in your brother jeb's farm garage......

You can do it cheap too. Reading to VT Gas = $120 but less if your willing to siphon Hotel = 0 sleep in your car Ticket = 0 forge old ski school letters from a mtn your cousin worked at 10 years ago Food = 0 bring lots and lots of PBJ sandwiches and supplment with roadkill Drink = take an idea from Patches O' Houlihan/Bear Grylls and drink your own piss Weed = bring from home Seriously though everything is on the decline because people suck and are boring. Monday morning ask your shitty co workers what they did this weekend. You get a bunch of nothings and tv, tv's cool I like tv but nobody has hobbies anymore. How many of you have heard again ? When telling people you went skiing. Yeah shit head, I'm not a fat fuck who spends all their time jerking off to episodes of the Vanilla Ice Project while stuffing my face with foods more engineered than the fucking Holland tunnel. I go outside which I know is really strange, I should probably take after you and all your fat fucking face neighbors who are throwing away existence on a glowing 40" box and Dorito infused tacos.......

LOL Did you see my times last week ? I almost didn't make it and they were so bad, I was waiting for your comment.

WELCOME BACK PASR'S GREATEST POSTER R2D2 !!!!

Next time your there look up into the house on the Long Haul. The lift itself is a mix of parts, but the mechanicals are part john deer tractor, part ski lift.......

Nice dude, looks like a fine way to spend the day.

I know right, if you don't have a lot of experience it's kinda like your just starting to figure it out when it ends. They are running Blue nastar so then you can probably get a bunch of runs in.

Excellent work gents, 2nd ain't nothing to sneeze at. Sorry about my poor times, will all the shit that went on yesterday and my rocket docket trip up, my head wasn't in the game. Can't beleive next week is the last, I've had 6 runs and only one did I feel ok with... LOL

Mt Mik delivers!!

I don't know a ton about it, certainly interesting though. For sure my normal partner is getting his knob slobbed, regularly and no longer has time for skiing and new blood is cool. Beer has serious value at tuxs, you can trade beer for almost anything because it's heavy and there isn't much to do after dark.

Sorry work today was a fucking cluster... There is no better binding than dynafits, that said they are expensive, finicky and they have a surprisingly steep learning curve. The downhill performance is just different, dudes huck meat on them but it's tough to be confident. Unless you do a lot of long tours or a lot of laps they aren't worth it. Freerides are the middle child, they do everything but nothing really well. Some people love them and you'll do a lot of work in them but you'll want to replace them the whole time. Dukes are an alpine binding, you can tour on them but unless your a beast they are more suited for slack. The ft stuff are like the freerides. Alpine wreckers work and that's the nicest thing I can say about them. Everyone I know who's bought them used them once and sold them on eBay. Plus the stack height is crazy, it's like being on stilts, you will fall. Guardian is basically a heavily revised naxo. They were hot shit with a real sweet stride but they blew up all the time at the worst moments. The guardian does not have this problem, it's a nice touring binding that is a great alternative to the much heavier duke or the venerable freeride. It does have one issue, it's not at boot iso certified, I don't remember the iso numbers but you can only use it with an alpine boot or solly wtr boots due to the afd design. Mfd all time was a great idea but it is really only for slack. A word of warning all at bindings suck in some sense, they are all a compromise. They are in no sense alpine bindings with the exception of the duke and that sucks too when your going uphill. My advice is to get a warm sleeping bag and go to tuxs, sleep over night in the lean to for two nights and see what you feel. At gear is not all that useful at tuxs, I say the same thing every year but I go in May. If somebody wants to go I'll even haul dinner. You'll need a sleeping bag and an ice axe is nice but really you just need a cold weather bag. The freerides have been well used but are free, I will get the exact price on dukes from my sister.

hahaha, that's ice cold . Nothing but love for you but wishing injury on somebody ain't cool.

It's early there is always hope but right now that looks about right. The two pieces of energy now phase differently and that pushes the whole dealio off the coast. Gunna be alot of snow in the ocean.......

tech fittings or alpine boot ? In a month of so I got a pair of Freeride II's for free to a good home, I can get dukes, freerides 60% off, no deals on dyna's but that's a tough nut to crack.

Damn dude straight stunting, your killing it this season. That night tour looks like a really great experience. To everyone buy a fucking touring rig, take the dick out of your ass and go ski for real. XC, three pin, at, whatever who fucking cares just go get some.

I'd like to be, not sure yet. I got some heavy shit fuck work coming up at some point soon.

Was up this afternoon, my work has no juice until Saturday. Pretty good, chunky but fast. Rode with other Johnny which is always a good time. Olympics tonight which is cool.

No power at work, figured I could ski or be yelled at for trying to sex up the wife while she works from home. I got there at 1:30, tried to eat at pho to wait out the rain but it was closed, bmdi too. Fuck it we'll ride in the rain then. Rain slowed down to a mist half hour later but I did want a fanny flap. Sibhusky hook me up. Snow was a mix of an ice rink and super grip epic carving sponge cream cheese. The first 100ft of challenge was lock them up but the rest was incredible, super fast and epic grip. Really a very good day.

I hate to say it but I don't think this storm tonight is gonna fly. Air coming in is too warm, Palmerton will get a bunch of snow and sleet post 1am tonight, sleet to maybe some rain before pulling out tomorrow afternoon.

Yeah they used to forward DGEX runs without telling anyone DGEX always says snow and lot of it. Whatever...like I said its nerd stuff.... This morning NOGAPS ran OTS on the feb 8-10th storm, basically the Gulf of Alaska stole our fucking energy, without the energy the wave isn't as strong and the whole thing pushes east. IDK I still think the EURO comes back down the middle and somebody gets alot of snow out of this.

There has been a trend of officlial sounding weather groups that post model runs that are weather porn without explanation. There are always a model that says 4000"of snow and another that says ots. There exists no correct model, just ones that are less wrong, if you don't explain it to people they think somehow a bunch of fb people somehow know it's going to snow in two weeks. It's nerd stuff that rustles my jimmies....