Johnny Law

Vt is going off

They should be open by the 26th, figures...

Nice dude I'll be up in your hood all next week.

I live outside of Reading in Exeter, nobody with internet actually lives in Reading. LOL True story, I went to Albright and my junior year I lived on 11th and Marrion. We got blazed, like cheech and chong movie blazed, naturally we were quite hungry so we went to Wawa. Waiting for our sandwiches and all the sudden like 50 reading PD's, ATF and DEA guys come running in, like paranoid androids we try to hide by the slurrpy machine. When we go to get our sandwiches we got to pass like 15 of them hanging out at the coffee station, freaking but we really want those italians and hot roast beef's. Acquire sandwiches and as we are walking out one dude just yells "look we caught the doobie bros", law enforcement thought it was hilarious. We found out later two undercover DEA guys got wacked and thrown in the st like 30 mins earlier and they just wanted coffee while they tried to find the dudes. Reading PD was actually really cool, 5 or 6 times either me or somebody I knew should have gone to jail but they just dealt with it like adults not big shit stuff like possession under a gram and drunken fights/underage kids. That kind of weird shit happened all the time and tons of weird shit in PR bars...that is kinda what I liked about Reading, if you live there you end up with lots of Reading stories. It ain't as bad as people sometimes think, best Vietnamese restaurant in PA though they are moving to Wyo this year.

x2 I've had the good fortune to go all over this rock and when its all said and done, when you make the calculation based on all factors I choose shitty Reading, PA. LOL Pa is actually a pretty great place, best beer selection in America, I spend all summer at the beach, all winter skiing, lots of jobs with decent pay, dutchy food and the real big dog, excellent hard pretzels.

Wait so are we calling Doug the condition now ? LOL Can I be Gonorrhea ? Re:Shadows All I can say dude is keep your head up and that I hope shit gets good. People who have no knowledge of the police tend to see them as they are presented on tv. In reality they are a business, a business with very perverse incentives that inevitably leads to very strange actions in relation to certain crimes. They only kind of care about crime and even less about prevention of crime because its a business. Civil forfeiture just made all this shit worse because now they get to keep the $$$$.

The thing is they don't owe anyone anything, lets just say for the sake of argument they are fucking everything up intentionally. They can blow at 40 degrees and fired everyone who was good at their job. So what ? It isn't your business, you do not make any decisions and they don't owe you or anyone else the first possible open date. Its their hill and money and they will do what they want, it doesn't mean they always make the best decisions but if you buy their pass you play by their rules. Blue does lots of shit that makes you wonder but that's how life goes, nothing is perfect and unless its your hill your thoughts on how things should be done are pretty much irrelevant.

And they can drain whatever creek that is. Water is not a concern at Spring.

Not doing the negative thing but just more funny, i waited 4 months for them to go negative last year and every week it was I'm pretty sure it two weeks and then it was summer. LOL Some wrap around cold air in play, weird storm lots of shit just up in the air right now.

Christ has risen !!!!! Good luck KC hope your hill gets good production and things turn around.

So the man behind the curtain Joe Bastardi thinks two big blasts next week. Including a 969mb low nor'easter......hmmm Bastardi must always be taken with a dump truck of salt but very interesting. The first storm is 6-8 days out so.....but looks like a classic EC big storm, interior snow PA to Maine, rain to snow on the coast. I'm not on board yet, NAO and AO are both trending positive which means there probably isn't going to be a whole lot of cold air but this is very interesting.

ahahah I forgot about the road, super sketch and no guard rail on the last big right.

You mean the UTA or a private service ? UTA is all dependent on your driver and where you are staying. Downtown salt lake its surface tram thingy to bus depot to the hill with the last leg being a local. The good news is they run pretty much all the time, when its chains and 4x4 the buses still run and they run relatively late. Its also dirt cheap. The bad news is if you get a sunday driver the last leg between the hill and the depot can take god damn fucking forever. Years ago I got in at 10ish and wanted to ride at Brighton and do the afternoon night dealio there. Driver was old and in no hurry, shit was clear and it took 1 hour and 1/2. Lady at night I guess had a hot date and we were back in SLC in 30 minutes. ? If your out in Sandy or something this is less of an issue though you could just bum a ride in Sandy.

Sale's gotta be the play here, get write downs figured out as part of the sale and move on. How many hills have done the exact same thing ? Paging Ascutney et al to the courtesy desk...wonder what happened to the Paulsteiners

I think he was out of western PA, state college kid that rode at the rail jam at Tussey, he rode with my cousin and some western pa dudes I knew. If not they must be identical twins. It takes different strokes for different folks but Laurel Highlands do as much as 200" a year and the knob by far has the best chance for seeing that 200". Unless I am wrong the Knob is the second highest place in the state and its has legit glades with real actual steeps and lots of shit in the area. Now if you want a back rub and nice hotel room and something other than microwaved hamburgers SS is your place but I don't go skiing to get my dick sucked. The real over looked jem of PA is up in the PA Grand Canyon area, lots of snow relatively speaking and wicked wicked steeps...self propelled only. There is a book apparently about ski touring in that area but I have never come across it.

holy shit that's it toast has the memory skills for sure, good to hear they are doing well. I never knew Ryan's last name, I just remember he punched some kid in the lift line at Boulder. Old school doe/bc was a good crowd....I remember Hamil lincoln looped some dude and his kid on the first hit on black bear, it was the first year they switched over from doe and there was one like 15footer and to the right there was the elf shoe rail. Dude shit a fucking brick and was screaming at him, then his kid came up and gave Hamil a high five. LOL Good fucking memories....I remember the blue hair dude who rode in work gloves and jeans, kid could huck his meat but had a death wish.....wonder if he is still alive. EDIT: Fuck..... that newschoolers link shows a friends list, holy fucking time machine. I haven't logged in to NS in like 8 years and look at the names....Dorsey hahahah I wonder if people still make fun of him all the time......holy fuck I got old.

24 mil hahahahahah Sad to say it but that is a very large debt load in relation to their business, I don't see how they survive in the current form. Auction sell with debt write downs is probably their best chance for long term success.

Tyler who used to hang out with Andy and his gf ? Why do I think he was a patroller for a little while.....holy shit I'm old and forgetful.......brings back good memories Who was the dude who busted his face on the franken s rail ? That piece of shit had a billion supports at a trillion angle's, my ass still hurts, dude got mad stitches.......Does ryan still ride at Bear ? Dude was crazy but good crazy...

The Knob is by far the best hill in PA. Good steeps, best chance for real snow and legit tree skiing. There are logging "roads" cut all over the fucking place up there.........and of course Stemboggen.

LOL I love how this is partially where this thread is going now, I think the distinction is they cannot use their claws to climb down a tree. LOL I need to find more cat facts.....

Awesome

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That's like saying all two dollar hookers are the best dick suckers because one time a crack whore who really needed crack rocked your fucking world. Anecdotal evidence is not evidence. How often does it dump 2ft on Elk ? Once in a blue moon right, now it doesn't dump a ft on Stowe as much as say Utah but it does snow a hell of alot more in the NEK than it does at Elk mtn. That's a fucking fact end of story, elk is a decent hill in NE PA, it ain't even the best hill in PA and maybe every once in a blue moon the stars align and the best snow is at Elk but that's a fucking long shot and it still doesn't change the fact that its 1000vert of 20 degree low angle straight down the fall line with slow ass doubles. I've skied Elk a bunch and will never understand the knob slobbering it gets. Its ok for NE PA but there are far better places to ski the next state up which isn't that far from Elk. They have bigger hills with much better terrain and alot better chances for real actual legitimate snow fall. Shit little Middlebury Snow bowl or Suicide Six has 1000x more pow days than Elk fucking Mtn and people can actually shut up about how cool Suicide Six is. LOL