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Everything posted by Johnny Law
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That's grade A schuss porn.
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Its actually pretty easy to get to. Flights to Glaicer are daily from Minneapolis, Seattle and SLC. Plus apparently there is a train from Minneapolis, I know the train is slow but come on a train would be pretty fucking cool. Glacier National Park is nearby and I was there as a kid and remember it being the coolest NP ever. Though admittedly my list of places to get to is getting pretty damn small.
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Big/Fish should pay you, that mtn went from a place that I didn't care about to somewhere much higher on the list. Considering how few people even know it exists they should at least throw you a pass.
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WTF PASR endorses slokemo? Really ? ..........Did I not get the memo about huffing glue....
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The real problem is they are cheap and blow water heavy, base building type snow and then groom like idiots. My guess is they are farming persons and not snow persons but that is just a guess. What's more interesting than the cookies is the rutting and trenching, I'm not sure how they get so much wash-boarding at certain areas so quickly.
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what the mother fuck is a barking bear ? Regardless looks like a sweet trip and a nice mtn.
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Slokemo ? Mt. Slow ? How about Mt. Creek.....
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I know I totally failed, I wasn't prepared, I didn't expect to see such a show while walking through the top lodge. That and its PA so 90% of the time it would be some 400lb beast crammed into a size 4 tube top.
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x2 Have a good day dudes
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Firm and fast, good snow except in high traffic areas. Kinda chilly though with the wind. To the young blonde with the killer rack and painted on yoga pants, I unlike the ticket counter bitch really enjoyed your impromptu performance. While I can't figure out why you felt it necessary to remove 90% of your clothing before getting in the car I applaud your commitment to being really fucking hot. If you should feel the need to hold amateur stripper night again I'm sure I can arrange something at my house.
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I've been there twice, my uncle's brother was a patroller their and my cousin has been there like a 100 times over 20 years. It used to be a state facility and now as far as I know its a 99 year lease deal. Avalanche is maybe 50 degrees, people say its 66 but its definitely not that steep. Mt. Snow has some run that they say is 62 or something similar and it is for like 3 feet the rest is in the upper 40's, Avalanche could have something like that going on. Its really what you would expect really icy, spotty coverage steep groomer. There is a tree trail called extreme that is next to avalanche that is hardly ever ride-able. I've never had the pleasure but my cousin's cousin has ridden it a bunch and said its mostly just really steep icy bumps. He did put a ski pole 4" through his leg on that trail a number of years ago so I imagine it can get pretty gnar. Denton is in the middle of nowhere so no crowds and not alot in the way of conventional ski amenities. Still a cool place to check out at least once. The trails are short and steep, but not considerably more than dodges drop at tux if you remember that.
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I'm going to tonight, like toast I haven't been up in awhile so I feel obligated.....expecting ice box like conditions.
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Looks delicious
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Denton = steep as a mofo
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ROFL
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x2 The best tat I ever saw was upside down on this crazy chick's neck and it said something like "my name is linda" lulz Kinda foul but serious lulz
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Solid work !
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Lulz, I am a magic share holder, well 100th of a share through TGR, I love magic but that shit isn't ever going to run. This mystery part has been holding up the black lift for like 10 years now. lulz Love the small mtn stoke ............best places to ride.
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lulz We are in a strange new world last year and this....... Both years the longer the cold has stuck around more people start screaming about how we are going to warm up. I'm not saying that we won't but its just funny to me...eventually they just yell about warming until April and then say they were right. lulz The models were off last year but not wrong, this year they are all over the place and just plain wrong sometimes. GFS/NAM/EURO says blizzard for 10/11 for the last 5/6 days, then all the sudden today the GFS says no storm, all energy phases into the ocean. Could that happen sure but what's more likely is our models suck because the way energy is interacting in our system is just fucking bonkers right now. This isn't a global climate change discussion but our weather models for the most part have sucked donkey dick this winter and weren't great last year. Weather is a complicated business but I like this idea about global climate change and increased heat and energy in the NE, it would certainly explain the general weirdness latley. What's kinda weird is the lack of $$$ for weather models
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I don't remember Plattekill being busy ever but maybe I'm on crack. Greek is probably the more gnar mtn but it get crowded, bell gets crowded too. Ehh 6 or half dozen either way.
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Storms have generally over performed when compared to the models so there is a possibility of more. Tues/Weds = possibility of a little dust up, models all over the place Feb 10/11 = possible bomb, keep an eye on this one
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What AT binding ? Duke ? Was it the over camber release ? Heal up and have fun in VT
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Firm, like Olympic downhill course firm, fast and empty. The top layer is loose snow, under that it is pretty god damn firm and fast. If I was a PSIA head I'd tell you that the underneath layer leads to uneven edge purchase. lulz Regardless it still easily carvable and the extra glide is fun, all things considered Blue did a very good job with the 1.5" of ice.
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New segment from Alaska - http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214609 Unbelievable shit....the face at 3:35 is dream like...
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McConkey was smart like way smart though I can't believe he was a pro I'm way better than him. Skiing has become so serious, everyone's trying to be core and show how much cooler they are then everyone else. I'm not excluding myself from that I certainly get sucked into shit like which mtn to ski, why I'm way too cool for GoPro clips or making fun of Asian's fruit booting Catherine's area. We all need to remember to chill the fuck out and remember we are all out here to have fun, GNAR I think is all about getting back to a more fun attitude.....that and I would really love to mass BN Razor's at Blue. People would have a Chernobyl level meltdown and those cats are wound up so so tight about their little 1000 vert plate tech-tonic's burp its hilarious. Blue GNAR could be excellent Take Barbara Green to lunch at BDMI = 5000 points Ski Paradise at a high rate of speed in full texas tuck = 200 points Ski Lazy Mile on Sat MLK weekend with eyes closed and hit no one = 1,000,000 points Get to 2nd base with Heide Lutz in ticket office = 1000 points Ski upper rat skank in December = 500 points hmmm.....I can't see writing a line type book about Blue though..... lulz