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Johnny Law

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  1. How is it out there ? Going to try to get there around 12 hoping the lines aren't insane
  2. You can use CT at like 3am but otherwise my experience was similar to yours. Sick trip and sometimes the thruway is shit too particularly if it's snowing near albany
  3. I love the one I call mt. Nippletop, it's like a perfect cone I cannot figure out how they made it but it's a doozy. The section your talking about has more holes than pavement.
  4. They had some semi serious dings from at least 3 trips where it was pow skiing with lower tide so just having ground bases and some kind of edge is nice. They are flat underfoot though so it's always a bit of give them more angulation if you dare but at least on razors the snow was super easy. I waived from the lift but you were trucking down razors. Challenge had some spots where I definitely wish I had some camber and I didn't ski it but a guy on the lift said Burma was half ice half hero snow from I guess where they blew.
  5. While I might totally say that I doubt I would say it about elk. I know I'm in the extreme minority but I'm not a huge fan
  6. Sick road trip and skiing road trips are my favorite. Mittersill is super cool and Cannon is straight up old school EC skiing. Love the pictures, you can smell the pines and it looks like you nailed the timing.
  7. Sick bird !!!!!! Thats grade a prime stoke ! Snowcats are the coolest just to ride around and get all amped up in.
  8. It's not busy, it's an elk situation where you have low uphill capacity. Almost every run was one of two people max unless you're on lazy or dis. I'm sure steeze knows but let's say uphill capacity for the quad is 400 per hour. With the current scheme there is no line it's just random so some of that line is you are only getting a % of that theoretical capacity through the gates efficiently. Then once through the gates they are only filling maybe half the chairs, others have 3 or even 2. There are a decent amount of noobs and if it stops it may stop for a minute though today it was fine and all of this just destroys its uphill capacity. From 920 to 930 everyday it starts backing up until they run the sixer. With systems I'm very logic dependent so it drives me nuts because it's so stupid. Run the sixer in the morning and there will be zero line. Nobody on the trails is nice but particularly the people who paid and can't use VIP were pretty unhappy particularly at 1045 on a Monday morning.
  9. At the end of last week my work luck ran out and for the next two weeks I have 8-930 standing call MWF. The degen in me can't deal and decided we can do everything from the car at least for today. 940 I was out and lines were just starting to form. First run was razors which was so nice I ran it 7 times in a row. Perfect hard soft snow made for effortless full speed hyper carves. Post downhill I'm always at least a little fired up to channel my inner Innerhofer and float some high speed airs. The armpit between razors and back has a most excellent lip and if it was up to me I'd still be out there seeing just how far and fast you can take it. Plus I can't pretend it's not prime lift viewing and who doesn't like to slut it up for those on the couch. Alas it was not meant to be, around 1030 you could feel the crowds were about to hit critical mass and overrun the quad. The vip line held on until about 11 but by 1115 the line was back to the sixer and even with such good snow by 1145 that's peace y'all. ✌️ Slap it, poke it, go in the back, you can even tickle it. My favorite snow is the one where you can paint however you like on the canvas and thats what's out there.......once they start the sixer up and you can get to it.
  10. Super super super awesome day number like 26, everything outside of a couple of spots on main and challenge was 10/10. Switch again I thought was tits Mcgee but it's so good the ditch is back in play, that's the most fun on the hill most days. Cold day made warm by lots of sun and a most excellent parking lot. Enjo the pizza was perfect and for real you are the sausage king of Chicago. Only thing missing was a certain presence with Steeze......Grilled Steeze to be precise, hope you were waking up next to someone cute, who wasn't filing out the baritone section of karoke
  11. Near bimbo bakeries on Shantz there is one that is so large it opened my rear door this morning when I hit it. I realized it wasn't closed all the way with the ice but I thought for sure I knocked the soul out of my car when all the lights came on and 8483992 warnings went off and the door open light came on. There are so many out there you gotta 3/4 mtn road and parts of 143. It was all pretty good to the last one for whatever reason they ripped alot of asphalt up this last storm. There is one between 20th and 17th on Market St in Philly I swear to god it hit solid frame.
  12. Soooo sick !!!! Pro move to head up there and get the goods
  13. Golf clap for getting out in the slop, few places freeze up like blue
  14. What about ism is the bastion of those who are pawns of the ruling class. While we've all been busy having the same argument about say abortion or monetary theory for 40 years all the real shit that actually matters goes on unnoticed. They want you separate, arguing with your neighbor about shit no one can answer because then we are weak and the can fuck 99% of the population straight up the ass. If you take out all the crap fed down peoples throats most people actually agree on alot. Right left actually are arguing about the same thing mostly they've just come to entirely different answers as a solution. Blm/ Canada shit while it's fun and necessary to make fun of some of the stupid ass shit the biggest issue is that large portions of western society are very angry and almost everyone feels alone. Even if they are tards, whatever group you don't like, you still have to listen because what libs never get about trump is he was the symptom not the cause and he is what you got for not listening. The same is true for the right with other issues but all of it hurts all of us not just left or right.
  15. That's super super super good ! I couldn't even come up with something that rhymes and he was the 2nd longest serving iirc. My daughter has spent probably $200 on them so I couldn't believe she couldn't remember but that would have driven me crazy..........I need to talk to black crows to see if we can get you some crows jibbitz, that would be legit af
  16. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That video is gold and your 1000000% right it's 5 speed/4wd and has an on off accelerator that's like a fancy element
  17. Most of them are not DOT legal so I'll have to figure out where he got it though it would probably cost me 20mins on the drive. Plus my daughter said any car I get must have heated seats at least for her. Today was really good, great snow when it's 4 and hasn't been above freezing for a month is easy but not on a day like today but blue delivered. I expected an absolute rink but it was good and coming soon was particularly great. First run down switch I was 1/3 down before I could believe what I was skiing and really start using the edges. Honestly I think in a regular year we would have been very happy with today's conditions. I feel like I'm jinxing us but blue has become seriously professional of late. Not only did they blow snow but it was of high quality......I keep feeling like I'm due to wake up. Excellent lot session, most good to have steeze and tarpon back.............I wonder if a hot tub would fit in the back of that truck, mobile pasr hot tub........
  18. I hope my love interest is played by Melissa Joan Heart or Sarah Michelle Gellar
  19. A good lawyer or hooker is at least double and neither of them can help you with gaper gap
  20. I'll be there, should be super special snow
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  22. It slaps hard and the tambourine in that song is pure sex
  23. By the time they get there mostly everything will be in the cool off state and way less people will care. Everywhere is down, even the worst spots, Omicron fervor is fading in people's minds and even Canada may have to ease restrictions. I'm not making a moral argument just saying people really don't care anymore mostly.
  24. My instinct is to be a total degen and do nothing but ski all day everyday. As an adult I filter that a little but lately I've gotten lucky with work but it is nice being friends with the 70+ crowd now
  25. Bucknell was the college I was trying to think of yesterday. Anways when I went it was an absolute riot both fun and like an actual riot. After attending I can tell you the singular reason it exists is an excuse to get destroyed on a Tuesday morning in February and that's all anyone is doing. It's cool to experience once for sure and I love wild parties but even I was a little shocked how fucked up everyone was at 613am to see a groundhog if they even remembered that's why they were there. Apparently the state police came in hard like 5 or so years back and it's settled down some but I was always told part of the issue was there arent that many cops normally hanging out near gobblers knob.
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