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Rode with Atomic from 1 to 3, snow was legit hero spring snow. Super super soft jump off everything snow. Sun was shining hard but with the breeze it was perfect. Crowds were non existent and razors was still nicely smooth, we did that mostly as it was full speed effortless arcs, full grip and where you can go 75% pop off the lips. Challenge, TCS, side where all very very good but razors might be the best spring snow I've had all year. I would wager we are in for a spicy weekend, the perennial thin spots went fast and Challenge, side, NMDW, all are close to a fast grass section as the other angle/flat spots are thin and 10ft wide.
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Fuuuuck today was soooo good, we had two kinds of experimental skis !!! As always Enjo brought straight fire, its the best food served in a parking lot anywhere bar none. My house is going to smell like farts all night which is a very high compliment. Massive props to JfDan and Benm on the custom boards, I loooooove that kind of thing and the all tips skied way better than I thought. We are getting the 84 lumber pro models on the hill. The snow was not good but irrelevant, on jorts alone we had so much fun and laughs. I'm sure Boo disagrees but it's almost scary how smokey and the bandit mute looks channeling his inner Burt Reynolds. Shit was soooo good I'm going to sleep, the highest jlaw form of flattery.
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Midweek would be the tits Mcgee I'm not ready to work a regular day
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3/15...the ides of March. Interesting exit.
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Blue Mountain
Children's motrin will very rarely make a kids skin fall off, like alot of it. All drugs are interesting, like swallow one and it makes your penis hard, another and you can see the matrix and dance all night. Plus some stuff just has seemingly random side effects, advil is rough on your gut because the same receptor it blocks for pain also tells your stomach to make a new lining. THC rando blocks the one that says your full hence the munchies. Shit is random and weird, Tylenol they don't actually know why it blocks pain. There are like 5 theories but one involves the endocabinoid system so it may be like a cousin of the best drug of all time. -
It's rough when it's sooo nice out but I'm ok as they gave us next week.
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3/15...the ides of March. Interesting exit.
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Blue Mountain
Tylenol is acetaminophen which is totally different type of medicine. It's for reducing pain and lowering fever, ibuprofen and NSAID's are anti-inflammatory and the mechanism of action between the two is really different. Too much advil and your stomach is going to be in rough shape, too much Tylenol particularly with moderate amounts of booze and you die and a terrible death at that. If I remember the mechanism correctly your liver can metabolize it in 3 ways and if you make your liver work too hard it runs out of the good ways and metabolizes a toxic acid based by product. -
Rode from 9 to 1020 with BenM and Antman, though he arrived shortly before I had to peaceout. Temps were crazy nice but a serious fog was in from my house all the way up to the corner ski shop. Fools would assume the lack of fog in the A side would extend to the Zincy side but true Detroit players know the deal. Shit was as thick as I have ever experienced, first run down challenge the top 200ft was above the fog and then bam straight in your grill it came on an erased the world around you. Middle of Challenge I could see a white blur in front of me and dark blurs to the side and all I was doing was keeping it in the white. Snow is really good, mostly super soft hero snow but the problem was you really couldn't see it at all. No trail was any better or worse with the fog but coverage is excellent all across the hill. If you squint your eyes and forget where you are with the fog for a second the place looks legit af. Antman got the timing right and by the time i was pulling out it was mostly lifting but cool day to be out.
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I can bring some cups and oj too
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I can do charcuterie for sure, reading farmers market has Monte loro who has the actual good shit short of the iberico that only eats acorns.
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Rode this morning, C1er, BenM and BFG crew in the house. Stiffer frozen cord first thing that was 30% rattle your bones, oddly some of the trails had pockets of 3d snow that was considerably softer but it was probably tough grooming last night. We followed the sun and as it warmed up the snow went to a super nice fast soft serve ice cream. Widow-midway/chute-main was rotd, excellent huck your meet soft snow. Sidewinder too was most excellent down to the turn as the top had baked up nice fast jump off everything snow. Quad only but light crowds of mostly slow skiers so I didn't notice them. We were a bit early on the cut over to soft snow, it was good but my guess is the c1er and those that could ski until later are getting primo corn harvest. Coverage is most excellent, deep across the hill with no spots I saw anywhere. My guess would be anyone thinking about the twilight session would get classic blue super spring skiing.
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3/15...the ides of March. Interesting exit.
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Blue Mountain
Just so you know there is a line today to tell me to fuck off. I meant it as a compliment but regardless I'd rather do 18 runs on razors. -
That's a killer day and uphill in the slush and sun is always fun. Super cool that they are down with the uphill, 3 people I've talked to on the lift this year mentioned buying passes at shawnee
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Fuck I think your right lol lol I can never keep it straight my kid was a yo gabba gabba type
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Sweeeeet! I've almost pulled the trigger on them like 4 times but I don't know a single person who has a pair. Bert is mad appreciative ! I can't wait, I've never skied bedazzled skis and imagine the trenches
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Fuuuuck dude that ski has been on my list for awhile and with the Forza colored clamps. If it doesn't bother you I'd love to take a run on them sometime.
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3/15...the ides of March. Interesting exit.
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Blue Mountain
All of Rehoboth is rejoicing ! Fuck the free drinks alone ! All you need to know about those dudes is they think gay is an insult and somehow color auto makes you gay, like it's rona. Fuck dude I wore purple and now I love dick. 🤣🤣🤣 Massively insecure, particularly in their sexuality and totally afraid to express themselves and fashion. Plus their wives, mothers and gfs loooove my color, they tell me all the time.- 52 replies
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3/15...the ides of March. Interesting exit.
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Blue Mountain
Today was le tits, such good spring snow. Challenge first thing was excellent but side and the midway run where such good soft serve. Lots of excellent spring lips to get nice floaty airs. Super super comfortable out and I could have left the base layer at home. GSS I'm sorry I drew so much attention to exactly when a snow snake bit you. 100% honest to god when they were coming over I thought they saw you go down and where coming to help 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tomorrow should be a good one and I know rumors abound about closing on Sunday but I just don't see it. Maybe during the week but the depth is good all over the hill. -
Your good to go, most bindings adjust a full size, pivots are 3/4 maybe a full size. Obviously it depends on where in the adjustment they were mounted but 1mm isn't even measurable in alot of bindings. Forward pressure on pivots is notoriously a feel thing and even with like a screw world cup plate setup and a machine the values don't change much until you get to like no forward pressure or you can't get the boot in.
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I'll be there both days and can bring anything pretty much.
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Nice I should be there too
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Rode this morning from 9 to 11, BFG crew in the house and the triumphant return of C1er. Dude was spry af, if you didn't know you wouldn't know and super good to see him back in the house. Mini root and actual root were also there. First run down razors was a dream, it was effortless perfect grip cord. I did it four times in a row. Rotd was switch, I'm a big switch guy but it was a perfect carpet to put the hammer down and harder full grip snow. Upper headwall of challenge and a few spots on side had some firmness but where otherwise perfect. TCS is just ok a little more crumbly over there. Moderate crowds, three busses of old heads is in the house for some reason and lots of people buying passes which is always good. Temps are picking up fast and shit was starting to get diabetes when I left. Razors headwall was pretty choppy though everyone and there brother was on it.
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3/13..Sunday..last cold day..maybe
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Blue Mountain
I had dumb stuff to do this morning and was behind which is normally the kiss of death but it held up super nice. Everything was great except the challenge headwall, main and switch were particularly good. Lot as always was fantastic, hoping we get two more weekends as in my head it feels like it should still be February. -
Today was le tits if you love winter and dog shit weather. The first run I took down challenge was the strongest gust of wind I've ever felt at blue, it pushed BenM and I backwards for a solid two seconds. It was so awesome I did it like 4 times in a row, it never got that strong again but shit is howling up top. It was so good to have at least one last day of winter, with snow pasted on your goggles and the wind stinging your face it feels alot more like a legit hill. Snow was just ok pow but that's kinda besides the point, it dropped like 10 degrees in an hour and was 44% water. There was untracked around and it was suitably smooth what more do you need for a good day but I do think it will groom out better. I hope so because I need some wax, it was like I had the drag chute out. Major props to GSS for the soft pretzel and Mute for killer beer, all that skating I needed orange slices and juice box.
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Literally just turned over at the bottom lot of blue still showing 33 but by 8 it should be all snow.
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Hell no I'm natural tree or death.... no offense to the artificial tree peeps, it's like if you like white lights; personal preference