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  1. Johnny Law

    Taos 2018

    Johnny Law replied to NMSKI's topic in General Chat

    The absolute best days are when it snows big and nobody is home, super jelly dude but I think its the winter of NM, snow is following you around.
  2. Johnny Law
    Patience is a virtue, blue will be open March 1st and winter will come back at least for a hot minute
  3. Johnny Law
    If you ski Vail go back to front. Winter Park is cool too, Maryjane side is super fun.
  4. Johnny Law
    It seems highly likely that it will be firm to extremely firm with a 50% chance of super spicyness
  5. Johnny Law
    done
  6. Johnny Law
    Thanks for including me. lol
  7. Johnny Law
    She's BMA, her mom is her coach and confidant, she's one of the best slalom skiers of all time. All of those things are a powerful indicator of a certain dis attachment from the regular social world. Think Olympic gymnasts, you spend your life in the gym and training so I don't doubt at all that she has no idea what netflix and chill is. All of that aside I would walk through 600miles of broken glass and lego's to smell her farts. She's the keeper you bring home to mom, Vonn is crazy, like legit crazy so I'm sure she fucks like a banshee on crystal meth but she'll ruin your life. Lara Gut is probably the best mix of the two but she's Swiss and speaks like 14 different languages so out of everyone's league except maybe Matt Edge.
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    Like that day on Razors, only time I saw Atomic throw them full sideways......didn't matter though because you just kept accelerating That's a pretty stout layer of ice, going to need a pretty good amount of snow to work that out.
  9. Johnny Law
    I'll be around and I got some Capt Lawrence Pow Dreams and Extra Extra Knuckles from TH
  10. Johnny Law
    I wouldn't ride there if they paid me, first I don't go to jersey unless i have to and two the whole place smells like dirty socks.
  11. Johnny Law
    No. I don't have time right now but there is some seriously ignorant shit in the thread.....
  12. Johnny Law
    Its total bullshit but what you gonna do......in college I had a ford escort station wagon I got from my uncle for 400$. A friend of mine drove it over the curb and crashed into a sign, we replaced the 1/4 panel on the cheap and the mother fucker didn't just have different screw sizes and three different heads but a mix of metric and standard to this day it still makes me wonder who the fuck decided on that.
  13. Johnny Law
    That's what it's all about man, looks like the perfect day.
  14. Johnny Law
    Sometimes the most fun nights are when it's crazy terrible.....it will come back around.
  15. Johnny Law
    If you want to ride it for a bit you can. Step 1 get a clam knife or something and remove any debris. Step 2 make sure shit is dry Step 3 Obtain dope epoxy - Hysol is your best bet Step 4 Apply the shit out of epoxy Step 5 use like 100000 clamps Step 6 Ride and then repeat the entire process every 3 days until you get a new board because no matter how good of a job you do it's not going to last very long
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    Stowe got like 300mil from the bailout of AIG, that's all of spruce with facilities plus the transfer gondy. Old steps was cooler but kinda low key rustic. Killy blew up under ASC, they spent money like crack whores so when they went bankrupt they had very high maintenance costs and for 5 or so years nothing really got done. Now ownership is stable and they are coming back up. They spent a ton on snow making and some on the top lodge but they still have work to do.
  17. Johnny Law
    Maybe 200 vert, super bushy up there now
  18. Johnny Law
    Mad props getting out in this shit
  19. Johnny Law
    7 series outside of the squad is like the black eyed peas of skiing, designed for mass appeal. Not my deal but there is a reason so many people love them.
  20. Johnny Law
    This is what it normally looks like around the lot
  21. Johnny Law
    That's exactly what I was thinking or the Soul 7. Playful, wants to rip but won't punish you, can handle 99% of what anyone will throw at them.
  22. Johnny Law
    Great Eastern is probably the best trail on the EC, when it's empty it's 3k vert of just super fun arc arc arc ok now lets look around and back to arc arc arc. Lots of skiing tips and shit (btw learn how to put your boots on or buy a WC horn because nothing says I don't know what the fuck I'm doing like some random dude grunting like he's an 90lb asian women pushing shaq's baby out) but nobody asked you the most important question. Are you fucking feeling this shit man ? Lets get real, your a great skier for only skiing two years but in the overall sense you ski like shit. Now that's cool because you've only been doing it two years but before you left you had lost your mojo no ? No emotion, no zest and you'll be the worst skier of all time which is one that lacks passion. Do you feel the passion ? When you stood up top at K1 and you clicked in were you half way to midnight ? When you got to the bottom of gondolier, before you tried to ski into the gondy did you want to ask the cute waitress if you she ever got the Cleveland steamer from a rural PA state worker at the Mansfield Inn ? You should have because that means you got the passion, lots of peeps will spend their lives on X&O's taking lessons and get no where because they lack the passion to giv'r. You took risks when you went glades but you jerry'd right out of it by taking the skis off. Your a young man to be wound so tight, slip it, step it, shit ride your poles like amateur night at Delilahs but keep the skis on and figure out a way down. You learn alot of shit fucking around in EC woods. If you found your passion back then this was a successful trip.................................... plus get another pair of skis if you want to run untracked in the woods, can't catch a 500lb tuna on a mickey fishing rod with a bobber.
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    I gambled on the double i, in my defense its not a word that gets used alot
  24. Johnny Law
    Don't fuck with Nightmare/Dream, tuesday I did the same thing came hauling out the top turn into burms.......as long as it's not permanent its ok.
  25. Johnny Law
    The pic with the dude in camo in the gondy blazed out is what would be on the skills billboard if advertising had to be honest
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