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Everything posted by Johnny Law
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TSwift is the real prize there of course but your new ride is pretty sweet too
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FKNA Sweet !
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Shit Toast is a tri guy now he can haul all our gear
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Sickbird !!! Super jealous I couldn't get up there this year. King or Burt Ravine next year ? Burt is even steeper LOL
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I was supposed to go earlier with Justo but a friend was in America I only see once every few years so no Tuxs. Shit happens.
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whoa sip of sunshine..nice Looks sweet man, super jelly.
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I haven't gone out of my way but I certainly know what it smells like. I heard meat is bad, pineapple is good but I don't require my wife to taste it just swallow. LOL Sorry Barb and everyone else I promise I won't bring it up again but it is exactly what a bradford pear smells like.
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Jizz tree aka Bradford Pear. They have aggressive flowering, usually white or pink. I cannot fathom why a tree from an evolutionary sense smells so much like human trouser gravy......trees are so weird....
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Plant sperm, walking around is like some kind of plant bukkake.......
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I like trains!!! Train thread...
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in General Chat
Horseshoe Curve.....nuff said -
I'm headed up to the rock pile 4-30 through 5-3, leave thurs after work and come home Sunday. As always if anyone wants to join let me know. Tuxs probably walking both ways so I wouldn't worry to much about skins or whatever but you'll need winter camping gear. Also I'm down with somewhere else nearby if somebody is jonesing for an adventure.
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How much did you spend in the 14-15 ski season??
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in General Chat
Depends....which is always the answer when it comes to the law. lol Creditors have up to about 6 months to make a claim against the estate. If the estate has it the money comes out before anyone gets anything if not is usually dies with them but not always. Also the executor can sell assets to pay creditors, credit cards are low priority though pretty much everyone else comes first so they generally will try to negotiate for a %. Obviously debt collectors will tell you velociraptors will come to your house and eat all your children if you don't pay but fuck them they are liars. FTC in like 2011 IIRC made changes to debt collectors and Congress passed a big CC bill in 09 or 10 that essentially said the majority of the work is on the creditor and that they have to be quick about it. The key is to have the account only tied to the person that is dieing, an authorized user ain't the same thing I'm talking cosigner joint account holder deal. -
How much did you spend in the 14-15 ski season??
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in General Chat
5k or so for CO, another 2k for killy/ny probably another grand for blue 2k on random gear .....it's only money it will be of zero use to me when I'm dead. -
Where are you skiing for daytrips in April?
Johnny Law replied to Ski2Live Live2Ski's topic in General Chat
Golf clap brother golf clap for sure. You the man, no joke. Julio ain't no joke, besides the toilet bowl pre map era I can't think of anything rowdier in bounds and it's almost always thin. Tons of stumps. You rescued a dude so I'm not busting your balls at all but one small point if I may be so rude, keep the fucking skis on. To anyone out there rocks, dirt, stumps, trees, good snow, ice, shit snow etc etc they are all far far better with roughly 24ft of metal edge. Downhill boots are super fucking slick, AT are better but still neither are no where as good as skis. As long as the rock isn't filed down into a knife edge and you aren't moving at say a light skipping speed, billy goating with skis on say rock or stumps isn't doing anything more than base scratches. Shit even if the worst happens and you get a core shot that's 10mins of work and 1$ worth of ptex ribbon fuck I'll even do it for you for free. ACL is 8 months of your time and like half a dozen pairs of DPS Pure 112RPC's for sure. I love skis as much if not more than anyone but if it's me or the skis its always the skis, I'll trash them I don't care I can get more but a broken leg or something I can't fix with the internet and my credit card. No bullshit though you the fucking man. -
Where are you skiing for daytrips in April?
Johnny Law replied to Ski2Live Live2Ski's topic in General Chat
I do, I just don't want to close up shop on this year yet..... -
Where are you skiing for daytrips in April?
Johnny Law replied to Ski2Live Live2Ski's topic in General Chat
Killy looked sweet, got to run up there before they close. I'm pretty sure there were only one mount on those, then he added two because the first was true center. All I can think is the holes were too close which like Justo said would have to be pretty close. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CO was excellent. CB closing weekend was off the hook, Monarch was the tits and Snowmass is always good. CO demise was overstated, groomers were fine, 5" or so on Weds made for nice pow runs and Saturday the groomers were fucking perfect. -
Colorado skifari booked 4/7-4/14....
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Other Mountains
Nice dude, the demise of CO was greatly exaggerated. Groomers were fine, even some fresh weds that's pretty fucking good for April. -
If they run this weekend I'll be there for sure, it's fucking skiing in PA in late April......
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Colin Furze the yt dude hooks a home made pulse jet to pretty much anything.....That shit is loud like seriously loud and shoots fire....perfect for coming down tuts lane or something.....
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That's cool, have you seen the stump collection on amazon ? Blizzard of Ahh's to Ptex and Ducttape, truly excellent.
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Double back fail!!! Video from Blue!!!
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Blue Mountain
The jump as I recall had no landing, it was just a booter and then flat, real spine flexer shit.....to be fair though beyond throwing myself off shit I had no idea what I was doing.....oh man if I could get in a time ship and go back.....was super super fun. I'm Mike Jones (who) Mike Jones, the one and only you can't clone me Got a lot a haters and a lot of homies, some friends and some phony Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me -
I was .02 seconds away from pulling the trigger on the og Iceatlantic boards. If you account for the time, the general idea was reasonable.
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Gold Jerry !!!! Back in the day there were some super dope fruit booters. Mike Nick comes to mind.
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Double back fail!!! Video from Blue!!!
Johnny Law replied to GrilledSteezeSandwich's topic in Blue Mountain
They used to pull your pass too if you were a skier in the park, for awhile it was snowboards only. -
Your out west doing your thing if there is enough snow who cares.......they invented ptex for a reason.....