Johnny Law

Snowing on the cams now, damn shame if they don't open for this weekend with all that snow still around.

I'll go to Co and then some touring when I get back, maybe Killy in May. Still full on winter in the Whites, good thing we didn't go this weekend - http://www.mountwashingtonavalanchecenter.org/2015/03/29/march-29-2015-multiple-avalanches-on-mt-washington/- That's the head avy forest ranger by the way not Hojo's so for him to take a ride........

Sick, sick closing day party...seriously everybody fucking delivered for real for real. Pretty melancholy on the way home which is weird...I got more skiing and you couldn't ask for a better season but it ain't the same without blue in my life. Seriously though all you fuckers it was an honor and a pleasure to ski blue with you this year. It's perhaps the most diverse crew in existence but there is not another group I'd rather spend my time with....well with the addition of Taylor swift of course. You were party rocking for real....Lol

I'll bring some random beer too though I'm gonna drink all that shit nm brings like normal....Lol

At least you were riding my ass what at work chatting with gss

Sorted I'll bring a ton of steaks, root your now taking my champagne three bottles. Chef vtmark in the house.

You the fucking man dude I can help too I just don't know what I'm doing. I'll chat with Jeff but steak seems like the best choice quick to cook and doesn't require alot of prep. Other Doug and kerry are down for a grill and Doug is making breakfast frittatas.

No meat ain't an option. My mom is in China and then India but she has a meat dude at the farmers market I can probably get the hook up from. Steak, ribs let me know you have to know I don't cook I don't know how to cook steak but if somebody can cook it I can provide the meat. Step your fucking game up people it's closing day party. Waaah it's 30 out, waaaah we don't have meat. This is our fucking day we earned it now let's make this shit happen.

FS lease terms. Elk fuck there or migrate can't remember which.

Cool Cool, let's see if we can't find a weekend in May that works, I haven't been to Tuxs in a long time. Might have to leave thurs night to get a spot up at hermit, shit gets crazy full.

Nice dude where your touring ? Notch ? We are looking at King sometime in April, maybe a tuxs trip in May too. Weather up there is still full on winter mode so everything had to get pushed back.

I love the LP, surfboard and the year after is probably my favorite ski of all time. They are considerably softer than the older bsquads, more like a FIS GS ski that's slightly wider.

Nice, when I ski the nice session I can't help thinking about how much better the am is. Tonight razors was good everything else not so much....

I wonder if he wasn't a cop in real life, one because he just shouted the same thing ten times instead of having an actual conversation like normal people and two because when he grabbed my arm he did the thing were they try to steer you in the direction they want you to go.

No ropes just standing......the dude at the top of the sixer was a rude mother fucker, classic little dick state trooper style. Part of it I'm sure is I was wearing park rat type shit but that's no excuse, entire interaction was SP: whoa whoa whoa !!!!!! It's closed !!!!! JL : I'm parked at the valley SP: It's closed !!!! JL: Is this what your doing now ? SP: (Grabs my arm )It's closed ! Take Lazy Mile you'll find your way down JL: Skates away while telling him he's an asshole (don't fucking touch me and don't talk to me like I'm 8) The rest of the dudes were just retards who rightly couldn't figure out why they would send someone to Burma to get back to the valley. The reason is they are lazy and had "swept" (btw how do you sweep razors you can see the whole fucking thing from the top) razors and challenge at exactly 745 and didn't want to do it again. Whatever most of the patrol dudes are cool, I've talked to 75% of them on the lifts. A couple have a bad case of little dick syndrome and this dude clearly wanted to be an asshole. He's lucky it wasn't root, had he grabbed root like that or maybe jeff that's bad news bears lol

This was at least the 3rd time I've seen it which means it's been going on since they went to 8pm closing. That's ok shit happens when you start new things but I can't for the life of me figure out why they have such a hard time fixing shit like this. Who is making these decisions ? Who is actually in charge of basic logic type shit ? This is up there with putting the bump comp on the teaching hill and not getting the lifts inspected that one year. It's basic shit that happens once and then a reasonable person says hey fuckwads this is how were doing shit. Somehow they never seem to have that reasonable person......they don't even have to be smart just basic reasoning......

Snow was nice, surprisingly smooth and maybe an inch of sugar on Razor's and NMDW. The only other trail I rode was Switchback which was a fucking mess. Nobody around maybe 200 peeps. Classic blue mgmt at the end of the night. They close the lift at 745 sharp, patrol wasn't on top until right about that time. When I get to the top around 745 and make the swing down to Razors some patrol wahoo flips the fuck out about it being closed, I tried to have an actual conversation with him but he was full in little dick wanna be cop mode so I rode down to lazy, he tells me to go to main st, over to main st dude says go to the little park, little park dude say go to burma. I get to Burma dude flips out about why am I down here if I'm going back to the Valley, tell him because his retard friends can't get their shit together and don't want to wait until 750 to sweep and they sent me down here. Get to the lot and there are 30 people arguing with the lifties at the sixer about going back up. Peeps are fucking yelling, one dude is seriously salty about them telling him to take the shuttle which isn't running. LOL Marketing peeps give big discounts and are trying to get noob types in the place, mgmt makes sure they go home with their last memory being pissed off at lifties. Patrol still clueless. hahahahaha classic blue nobody has any idea what anyone else is doing.

Jay is sink or swim and has been overrun with Canadians, that's not bad but if the weather isn't right its glacial. Madonna off Smuggs is legit legit and the best muffin place in the EC is at a gas station out that way. MRG is MRG, just go, everyone should go at least once. Check out Paradise Stowe used to be real tits mcgee and still is but the spruce goose shit has really changed that hill. Still notch stuff like Hellbrook compensates. The one nobody goes to that is chronically underrated is Burke, BMA has like 20 Olympians including Shiffrin. Not as big as the other NVT hills but excellent trees and the best fries in VT. Still apparently some soft up in these parts if you really look. Snowbowl ain't really NVT and those not in the know would disagree but the soft shit really hangs on there and lines are plentiful....not really for this point of the year but the future

Forgot TS tax today.....

I better not see any of you mofos stealing the hobo........

Good Friday, like the 3rd I think

I think so, this morning was good on nmdw, razors and switchback firm but smooth Can't believe I only got one week left

Sweet, done deal

Johnny law not style Today was sick and we had a nice big crew. Hopefully tomorrow is as good

hahaha I was only like 20mins late which was fine because the people I was meeting were 40mins late.