Johnny Law

You should come experience Reading.....lol Yo you can buy a massive three story full block row home in Reading for like 10k.....I've thought about it but my wife loves the burbs...

Can't got a kid thing but maybe next weekend.

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Blah blah blah blah.... Fuck all you EC haters hoe's, you have a big wet vagina and it's full of sand. Waaaaaaah it's far to drive because I'm a shitty hairless ape that thinks driving in a metal box powered by 5mil year old sunlight while doing 70mph eating a sandwich full of shit that never existed on our continent and took a small army of workers to get here is fucking lame. Waaaaaaah I have too much to do, my time is ever so precious......fuck off you sack of shit, you lie, nobody has anything to do but the vast majority of people can't handle that so we do this mass delusion thing were we all pretend were so fucking busy were in reality we mostly watch tv. Waaaaa it's too small and icy. Killy the poster child for all things supposedly wrong with the NE is bigger, has more vert, better lifts and is steeper than all kinds of western resorts. Snowmass outside of the cirque is flat, monarch is pretty flat, copper is pretty flat, etc etc etc. Magic is much tougher hill than Snowmass. Waaaa it's icy and the weather hurts my face. Sack up, the NE ain't some Disney world canned adventure experience. It will be icy, it will test your skills, the weather will likely be grey, windy, cold with a bunch of humid air. Why do you want a life were the whole world is constantly sucking your dick ? Things aren't automatically better because your more comfortable. NE is about opportunity, I've skied a good portion of this planet and one of my best days ever was at Jay. It's tough to decide Friday at 5pm to go to Vail but it's easy to get in the car and go to VT because it's gonna snow big and that is what the NE is all about. It's out there the question is if your willing to go get it.

Negative Negative Abort Abort......morning NAM showed rain.........two days out and NAM 48hrs is just almost always wrong but all the other models are showing movement North.....this one is a real mixed bag 50/50 dealio.....

I assume this relates to AJ's text ? I've never been but have researched it extensively because I really really want to go. Positives - Long runs, outside of one thaw a year very good snow, excellent cat and heli options on site, not very crowded Cons - Due to the way it was developed almost two separate hills, not easy to go from the top to the valley, it's a real estate venture so no real town or skiing culture like say Red mtn Let's go, interior BC is sweet....

Gotta be 3 or 4 years....crazy how time flies....

Rode last night, snow started at around 730/8...mad school groups in the house but everything was pretty good.....NM/DW you can run right up against the bumps put the hammer down and then use the inside of the big lefty sweeper as a roller, lots of speed, very nice......weekend should be good and maybe something on tap for monday morning.......

Negative, they are never out at night...

I always get Jackson Pepi confused with Vail Pepi............also Alta Chutes I don't remember being as steep as the little area down from Tower 3 called Mushroom Patch or something...... Paintbrush is the one skier's right from Tower 3 where they had a slide awhile back ?

Next time for sure, thedude said they were running a slalom nastar setup so I spent all my time bashing gates. Was getting a bit nostalgic though when I saw Sasquatch and the park.....

Sounds like they are planning on setting slalom every Wednesday, now I probably won't make all of them but most. It appears as if Johhnystyle makes most and maybe mbike

Damn I wanted to get a beer with thedude but work was calling......I always wonder if any of them ski, in my experience they never leave the lodge

Boner City ! Friday you might get a couple inches....Put a line down Alf's for me and make sure if castle, devils or baldy chutes open you go big for PA.

Ski town buses are such a mixed bag, one will do 10mph from SLC up the canyon but on the way home now the dude is doing 80......also many people smell.....

You got to own that shit, school groups can fuck themselves go right around to the front and get on. As long as you project properly ain't nobody saying shit.

I was at Bear yesterday, I'll probably be up tonight. Work has been killing me.....

Tahoe is the fucking shit dude, Reno is like 5 seconds away....anyways peeps are going to bitch maybe but I'll just say this cause it's true. GW/Climate Change whatever the fuck you want to call it is fucking with the oscillations and the jet stream, it has been since 2008ish. PA has been colder for sure. Upper level warming wobbles the AO, cold air spills into the NE which then fucks with the jet stream. Everything is the US is based of the jet stream. At a finer level it's the RRR, Ridiculously Resilient Ridge, essentially since early 2013 a high pressure ridge of tremendous size and duration has blocked pretty much any serious precip for Cali. You need divergent air, you need chaos in the air for water to fall and this RRR has diverted that energy up to AK (hence why parts of Ak were so plump) and the Arctic. I don't know JL your kind of a fuck head anyways and medium duration high pressure blocking is nothing new..........true however in the entire recorded history (which isn't much) there has never been a high pressure ridge like this. Additionally if you run models without the extra heat you don't get an RRR where as you do with the extra heat because without the extra heat you can't get such extreme geopotential heights.

My family has used the pin method of motivation for nearly 50 years now......I use it with my five year old, it's dumb but it works......so does filling your pockets with candy though

Took a reunion tour of BC, they classed the joint up some more.....snow was good, crowds were light and BC still has the hottest lodge MILFS anywhere in the state.....

Team PASR minus AJ braved the rugged wilderness of Bear Creek to make some hot laps on their slalom setup. Wuz real gud.......big shout out to the dude for getting my ass out.....

Looking good dude...

Winch cat has got to be drivetrain which is why they haven't moved it. Both the lift and cat gotta be waiting on parts, the market isn't that big and most of the manufacture's are in Europe. Last year when the sixer broke for about a week I remember the one racing lady said it was something insane to have the part shipped over, like 50k.

What they saw was even more than what they predicted, the models said 46" at one point for LI. This one fucked 99.9% of the pro mets. EURO for the longest time has been the model of choice for winter and it totally failed on this one. I don't disagree with what your saying just weather is really really fucking difficult shit.

It's real, I mean you can see it on water vapor or radar and it delivered to everywhere not west of NYC. Weather is like gambling, you play your odds and odds were pretty fucking good but every once in awhile it fucking goes 1 out of 100 and shits on your face.