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Johnny Law

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  1. I'll probably be there
  2. Looks to be more southern oriented at this point. PHL 8-10 RDG 4-8 LV/Blue 2-5" Still I'll be off tomorrow most likely so I'll be at blue opening.
  3. Should be sick, GSS gotta take you guys for a tour, even if it's just USA everyone has the free heal gotta use it.
  4. Best mtn in PA and it ain't even close. How were east wall glades ? Mad logging and snowmobile roads all over the place there, follow your nose and you can't find legit goods.
  5. HAHAHA we have a five year old that doesn't sleep which means we are exceptionally good at fitting in quickies, half a beer could probably work.....I told her I won and it was team PASR sugarbush weekend and she said you guys are probably lousy at sucking dick lol I can't believe I won, I never win any kind of raffle ever. Racing was so good this year I wish I had more nights, BC is in order I guess. Gotta learn to cross block....
  6. Sick board where you going.
  7. Trip of a lifetime with a suprise second half
  8. The nicest thing I can say it interesting......
  9. This isn't a TR because I was teaching my kid and did a total of maybe 5 solo runs. That said Platty and Bell were in truly excellent shape, good base down that covers almost all of the sharks in the woods. Untracked is western recycled pow quality. Groomers were soft and grip was not an issue. Crowds were light even at Bell though Tomahawk was down and Super Chief apparently has been spotty for awhile. If you need time out of PA and can't do further north Catskills are good right now.
  10. Sister sent me perhaps my greatest find.....hot pink poles ! Now all I need to find are hot pink pants......
  11. Looks soooo tasty gonna be tough to come back to blue
  12. I figured still it's sunny out and there is a bunch of snow on the ground.
  13. 12ish, daughter and brother started at 3
  14. No she skied last year at Stowe and Killy
  15. Going up north, maybe whiteface, maybe platty.....gotta spend some time with the kid on skis.
  16. Really nice skiing, snow has been so good for a solid month and a half now.
  17. The defamation allegedly occurred after the fact at the Mangy Moose Saloon, where Ted publicly stated that Chad hurt himself “by tomahawking through some pretty easy shit.” Lolerskates.... Based on precedent I'm filing a lawsuit, Johnny Law vs. Jongs, Larry's, gapers, Goobers, Noobs, Fruit Booters, decent skiers that all the sudden change radius when your trying to pass, Patrol speed traps and all people from NJ except Root. "Your honor it snowed 5" so pow rules were in effect, I'm putting my thing down on NM/DW and just as I'm about to get mach looney on the top left sweeper, the defendant, Jong #2, see's me, pulls out in front at .5mph and then proceeds to immediately drop anchor. Now I ask you ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how is one man supposed to truly slay the gnar when constantly presented with such shitty gapers, why do they insist on hanging out after the lip on falls, what compels a reasonably smart rational adult man to spend 20mins peeping 75ft of vert right in my lz when I'm trying to get mad floaty on the falls ? I'll tell you who, the same guy that can clearly see the three enormous Gitmo tents for the Sheetz on MacArthur yet asks where the lodge is, the same guy that uses a ski tote and has ski gear from the 80's in non-ironic fashion, a jong, a larry, a gaper whatever you want to call them. But they are seriously fucking with me getting hella steezy for all the fly bettys and I demand compensation for this travesty of justice. I think we got something to work with here........gotta clean it up but I'm calling all you bitches as expert witnesses. Except doug, your my rebuttal guy, if shit gets off the rails I'm calling you up to the stand, I figure you can do at least 45mins on historic snowfalls and history of trail names plus there is at least a 50% chance he knows you from karaoke....
  18. Nice I should be there too
  19. Looking fat....gonna have to run a may day up there
  20. Boner city nuff said
  21. Revel in that shit, soak it up for every time your stuck in traffic or running WROD at blue
  22. Picked up Tyrolia Adrenalin 16's for those bad boys......price was right (200$) and I've heard good things, figure I would have paid the same for fixed heal............
  23. Looks like fucking ace snow dude, nice
  24. Snowdon ? Hmmmmm wonder what they got going on. I know they have continued to blow on Superstar as always.....
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