AngryHugo

Which mod wants to make a quick $50?

He's probably handing out Megan's Law paperwork to all his neighbors while still maintaining his 1992 haircut.

Good one!

wtf is cycling gel? Do you have a nice headstone picked out for yourself when you die at an early age?

Where did I say it was day 6 for me? Now go try to eat away some loneliness, you monstrosity.

Go troll someone else, you half retarded man-child.

He probably doesn't want to rest on your crusty DNA.

Good night tonight. Got there around 4:45. The snow was tremendous and no one was on it. Skied for a while solo, met up with His Toastieness for a few pints. Sir Justo the Bearded eventually showed up for the temperatures to drop to negative 78. It was definitely better than watching a fat lummox sing horribly at a karaoke bar.

I have essentially the same ski (old Moment Bibby), and they are unbelievable.

Seriously- posting a quality TR here is pretty much like sticking googly eyes on a giant pile of horse shit.

No. I ski a lot midweek by myself. It's nice to ride the lift with people who don't repeat the same shit for 8 years straight.

I skied Blue today. It was really nice. How's that for a TR?

How was S & S?

FTFY

The snow was excellent today. However, I did get stuck on the 6-pack for a solid 25 minutes, so I had to kill and eat the other 5 people I was riding with. Survival is a bitch. Got to ski and drink with my buddies, so it was a good day. Glad to finally meet NMSKI, a truly tremendous human being.

Looking forward to meeting you, sir. And by "meeting", I mean "drinking with". I have had an absolute shit week, so it may get a little rowdy Sunday.

Do you spit hot fire?

One may find it prudent to secure that item inside a rack. Blue is great because the runs are long, the 6-pack is fast, the VIP line rules, there are an amazing amount of goofballs there, skiing with all my buddies, apres is always excellent, and I'm the best one there. See you jerks on Sunday.

Toast, your bindings look broken. You should probably kick the shit out of whoever mounted them.

The biggest problem with it is there isn't enough pictures of The Realest Kevin Thomas on it.

Just got back. Lazy was nice, but Main St was a bit of a horror show. People eating it everywhere.

Pretty fun day in kind of odd conditions. Today I learned rubbing Hubba Bubba into your skis is not a great alternative to wax. The first few runs were a bit suspect, but once all the goop wore off, I could actually keep up with everyone. We caught up to MBikeMike in the lift line. I tapped him and called his name, but he saw my overpriced Patagonia jacket and thought I was his son. Gentlemen, remember your moisturizer. Some day, a 50-year-old man will confuse you with a teenager. It was nice to finally meet TP4 and VTMark. Since GSS is still rude, I introduced myself this time. Great hanging out with you guys. Same with Johnny Law and mini Johnny Law. Tomorrow is a certain PASR's birthday, so depending on the weather, I may be up for an afternoon session. PS. I'm better than you.

Sunday is my funday.

Icelantic makes some really nice skis. They are made in the NeverSummer factory, which makes some of the best snowboards around. They are super damp, so you can smash into anything and not really feel it. However, like my disgustingly handsome pal Justo said, the width and turning radius are terrifying. If you were predisposed on Icelantics, the Keeper SKNY may be the ones for around here.

1 for 38,000 is not a good batting average.