TylerDurden

Need: Me to run the mountain. Garbage: andy.

Yeah............wax.

Your whelcohlm Handy.

Did it, crushed it, owned it. I did the whole pond then took out all the spectators watching from the end. Even a great decelerate such as water can't slow this dude down.

No, it is economically infeasible.

Oh, and make sure all you guys go to Rita's today for a free cup of water ice. Merry Spring!

Saurus, watch your language. Grilled, get back to me when your post count is 50,000 and your full time job is posting on this website. Those of you who want me gone, sorry that will never, never happen. Conditions at Bear Creek are decent, there are some slushy spots, but generally still good. Most jumps are still hitable although the landings are getting sketchy. There are some cool dirt spots that are ollieable. Judging the things are now hike park should be a pretty epic. BMX jumps are fun, go there and hit them. Is that good enough for a report? The parking lot is also empty so for you who don't like to walk far, it's perfect. Pinnacle is having a big sale, so go there are cop some shit. The water is warm and it's sending knee shivers. Bring your season pass to Camelback and ride for free.

It's official, Big Boulder is terrible. And so are the kooks who ride there.

Bear should be free, like Camelback.

Boardin Nerd, I am just going to ignore that last comment because you are 8 years of age and your parents restrict your internet access. If you want get on my level, you need to step your grammar game up and then read the entire library of congress. Only then can you understand my wealth of knowledge and influence on leaders of the world.

Sickness.

Sickness.

Saurus, be happy you had snow to ride on.

Your actually both wrong, Tyler Durden is actually my name and since my life and lifestyle is so amazing, Chuck Palanuick was inspired by my world of knowledge to name the character after me. So really, Brad Pitt played me.

Not sure if I should be telling you this but there is a secret, well kind of, stash of snow that will be made on the other side of the mountain for into July riding. It will only be open to people who know people, which I do. It's almost like Bear Creeks version of a summer camp, but you don't have fly a quarter way across the globe to ride. It's a new breed of snow with a different chemical structure that lowers the melting temperature. It's kind of how salt raises the temperature but instead it lowers it. I guess it could be considered a reverse salt effect. Pictures after the jump!

The relevance is there, you just don't see it because you have a season pass. What does it matter he doesn't ski in PA, it is still information relevant to Bear Creek and those who are looking to ski at a discount.

Saurus, I got a Lou Reed Tee, $80 shipped. DS!!

Sorry Saurus I don't fancy "getting shitted on."

It's good to know where your knowledge stands in comparison with mine. My IQ is of borderline genius, but at the point where I can still function socially.

It will probably last for many more years, or at least until 2012.

I would smash Ryans face after I bomb blasted the side of the lip. I would then shave his beard then burn his bandanna.

Johnny and Saurus, I would smash both of you in riding and hand to hand combat. And what is your obsession with knowing my line of dress, are you some kind of skewed metrosexual.

You can feel the groomers bending rails Saurus?

Sweet skimming a ditch filled with contaminated sewage water.

You are going to regret, I am the best there's ever been.