TylerDurden

Yeah the pitch is off about 10 degrees.

Ski patrollers are a bunch of doltish humans that sit in the employee's lounge like sedentary gnomes. I commend them for what they do and respect them for that aspect, but when it comes to them being an authority on the mountain, I see them as nothing more than rent-a-cops.

Saurus, I would bet the ashes of my $400 that my skills are far superior then yours.

Not enough snow also, jumps of that nature usually require an extremely large amount of snow for it to be good.

$400 is actually horrible, I'll wipe my ass with that, even thought my ass is already clean, then I'll burn it and use the flame to light my blunt.

It doesn't matter because I still will probably take first second and third place.

You can't lumberjack?

the proper term I beleive is "ice sand" bear creeks finest.

Or, you could just go for free.

HAH, wow thats great, I am surprised he was on as long as he was. Favorite memory, well I don't really have one but I remember one of the New Yorkers kissing him.

Thats hilariously hilarious that your parents block shit on your computer.

Is the jam still up? It would be sick if it is, I know Ski Patrol will take down any unauthorized structure.

Just sneak walk on, they do check passes a lot more this year, but it's easily avoidable.

I saw them in a big pack right about to enter the park the other day, I felt compelled to snap a picture with my iPhone. So later today I will post it up.

Karl making a cameo.

No, one and only. I was wrongly and temporarily banned for no apparent reason. So I created a new username through a proxy, but then, thanks to AtomicSkier, he pulled the ban from my o.g. account.

Sick, I was about to have an open bar and food at Mortons.

Especially due to the negative GDP outputs and the tanking retail numbers. An event would have done good for both the mall and buckmans.

Crushed.

The park was a bowl of ripe exotic fruits today. There were mad slab and pow runs to. If you weren't there, get there. Best conditions in Googleplex's.

If you were given the chance to design the layout, what would it be? J/W

Not really related to winter gear, but could possibly be. Shnoop.com is basically the same deal as the ones listed.

In order to make a judgement about a book character, you actually have to read the book, which I highly doubt you did. Maybe you have seen the movie.

The term tre is not exclusive to skating. Us pro's use it all the time in our pro language.

How are you importing it?