I'm going to see the showgirls of course
No, I'm going out there to work a trade show to earn some money. Last August it was funny because the lady operating the cash register at the concession stand was making fun of me. She said "Your a salesman?, your what 12...13?"
"No, I'm 16 and your what... 35 and your still operating a cash register?"
Boy did she shut up in a hurry.