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Microwaved burritos, hot pockets and sliders FTW!

I lol'd at this

https://techcrunch.com/2020/04/15/apple-introduces-new-399-iphone-se-with-touch-id-and-4-7-screen/

I’m super pumped about that phone too. I hate having to replace my phone, and with my iPhone 7 succumbing to planned obsolescence soon, I’ll sure as shit be getting this one for $399.

Did you read Edward Snowden's book? I had never really considered my right to data privacy one way or another until I read that and I was blown away!

Not sure I agree with all of this because I'm more in the "you can't put a price on human life" camp, but I found this to be an incredibly interesting read: https://freopp.org/a-new-strategy-for-bringing-people-back-to-work-during-covid-19-a912247f1ab5

I felt super weird pulling my mask over my face and putting on gloves while rolling up to the beer store. I was worried they were gonna think I was a robber.

Good point. There are some Santa's that have a blue or purple robe, but not too often. Sinterklass is a little skinnier usually and wears a bishop hat, but his robe is red and he has a huge beard as well a naughty/nice list. Although his buddy Zwarte Piet is a total left turn from the Santa stuff.

I love the creepy easter bunny pic genre on the internet. There are so many good ones.

I noticed a lot of extra cars on driveways and parked in front of houses in my neighborhood on Sunday. Its just so important to take pictures of children dressed fancy filling baskets with eggs that we can't possibly skip it this year. Fucking bullshit.

Those are to protect a spot where I had to re-seed. For some reason people have a hard time staying on the driveway and off the grass!

Had to bust out the old chainsaw tonight, we had a pretty decent size branch come down. (Picture makes it look small)

Lol I was showing my kids this vid last night!

My hair is getting rowdy.

Yeah, my work is open and I've been coming in about 50/50 which is more than I'd like but at least I can sit in my office and close the door to distance myself from others.. I'm lucky that my company is in a really strong position to weather this storm but I still worry. I can understand your dad wanted to get involved. We have directors and huge customers that never gave a shit before that are up our asses nonstop right now.

I expected that they would be closed for the rest of the year, but that doesn't make it suck any less. My wife and I are splitting up the learning days, although she has covered more thus far and I will need to pick up the slack the more she gets called in to work. Fucking brutal doing these home schooling lessons. I've heard its easier for upper-middle and high school students who are better at independently learning. For a 3rd and a 5th grader not so easy.

Finally got around to hanging up my kids’ Taos signs.

We used tres flores in New Mexico. It was Vaseline-like

Only rubber you’ve put on lately! sorry, had to

https://thegrio.com/2020/04/01/amazon-worker-strike-covid-19-dildos/

it’s true

I typed it in tho, not gonna lie!

Although my grandmother used to tell me as it pertained to farts: "A skunk never smells his own odor".

Always remember: whoever smelt it dealt it.

DUDE i'm glad I'm not the only one! All I can think of is that song when I hear Wuhan!