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Haha this is great! I like the one where both skis eject, but he doesn't fall, just sort of slides on the soles of his boots like nothing happened.

Fun day despite the lift issues. Never have to tell me twice to take a mid morning brewski break. The lip on the top of falls added a little spice to to the finish of the blue mountain World Cup downhill. Good meeting you too! my tremendousness as a human being is only exceeded by my ability to break wind.

Right back at ya

Be there Sunday fun day!

We were discussing in the lot yesterday that we should hit true blue sports shop and buy pins with a black diamond that say challenge on them. This made me remember that I have a collection of similarly lame pins I collected from about age 10 - 18. Enjoy!

Uphill access on Paradise! Time to put those new guardians to work!

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats. Where's Costanza at?

Fun morning despite the limited terrain! Thanks for the Dirtwolf GSS. I had to stop at Wawa to get gas and pee on the way home and I farted perfectly to the beat of the Fine Young Cannibals song "she drives me crazy". Had the giggles the rest of the way home.

Got new poles that aren't 10 inches too short. It's the little things sometimes!

See you guys tomorrow

Elevator maybe a little bit steeper but not much. Been a couple years since I skied elevator so I might be a little off. Funny that Al's is high on that list, Longhorn, which is right next to it is longer and significantly steeper.

The biggest issue I would imagine is sitting the fuck still. My unscientific study says that 95.1% of people that fall of ski lifts were dicking around at the time of said fall.

Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!!!!

My goggles just thawed out I can finally see! Fun morning, thanks Justo for letting me try the on3ps! Anybody's ass burning from the habanero beers yet?

Appreciate it, I'll take you up on that!

I'm a big #4 guy. Although I feel it cuts the tension rather than creating awkwardness.

Hooooooowwwl!

Be there Saturday

Amazing day. All you need is a BJ and you'll have the holy trifecta!

Makes sense - I might actually have to learn how to turn. I would love to see a picture of those 143s that is an interesting sounding ski. Those SKNYs are nice looking but similar in width to my current ski, thanks for the recommendation though! For whatever reason I'm itching to waste my $ on something to ride for the 5 days a year I'm in the west.

From all the reviews I read these sound like a really fun ski. I see some ridiculous deals on these and am thinking about punching it despite no demo. Would be nice to have something a little fatter than my slicers for the 1 time a year I might ski powder, but also make short turns and have fun in trees. Anybody skied these or have valuable input? Or feel free to turn this into a poop thread if you wanna be a dickhead.

Lolol there is some serious Herman shaking going on there

Keep em coming please

T swift makes me want to "make snow"

Thanks for making me piss my pants laughing at work