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GrilledSteezeSandwich

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  1. @saltyant the blue website says high of 36 and low of 26 today which is good. They’ll only have to turn the guns off for a few hours late morning until evening.
  2. The worst is when you have one of those Level 4+ emergencies and it’s not even that impressive of a turd…never fear it’s prob one of those now and later Jawns. Just as you’re back up and ready to leave the poop sauna…round 2.
  3. Bear creek is blowing hard..they have a head start on blue. Time to check the temperatures.
  4. The cannons are back on. They lost a lot of hours. Sheesh n
  5. Good timing
  6. This is really good I knew the humidity was low but this is an earlier start than expected. The stoke market is rising..it’s November and snow is being blown and this is not a test..this is grate!!!
  7. @theprogram4 and Meek are bros
  8. Like shit your pants in your car or just maybe a couple drops of liquid poo juice in your shorts..there are levels to this…
  9. What’s always amazing is that Most of us can sit through slow moving traffic and a couple red lights and I guess the muscles do what muscles are supposed to do but literally when you’re opening bathroom door you have like 3.5 seconds or gonna be a giant shitty mess. If you’re ever bored or have like hours to kill check out Reddit some crazy poop my pants stories and even stories of people sheeting other people shorts. I’ve eaten ice cream with chop sticks and wiped my ass with an old tube sock because I was out of TP and paper towels Do I win a Nobel prize lol
  10. Crazy that you spend weeks talking about opening day and you don’t even make a thread for your first day…
  11. Just keep a stack of $20s in your center console for parking. No big dealio lol
  12. If the forecast holds true I’m confident. Step one is then cranking up the guns later tonight and keeping them on as late into the morning as possible. Low humidity right now.
  13. Way to get after it..it might be hard for me to catch up to you in days if Blue doesn’t open soon..
  14. Have you ever had a level 6 where you just shit in a bush and luckily had an old greasy fast food Napkin to wipe with.
  15. Will be interesting to see how fast the temperatures drop when darkness sets in..and I will be watching the dew points. Let’s hope for snowmaking cannons firing tonight into tomorrow AM… @saltyant was telling me there’s plenty of water in the snowmaking ponds.
  16. That’s always been my kind of humor and some even more so than me like my late grandfather, NMSki and the cousin of chIck I have fun with sends audio of her farts in group chat or screaming what if god was one of us on tik tok after crop dusting her kid lol. Remember kids..beware of wet moms wahahahahaha
  17. And I wear khaki pants mostly so I definitely can never trust a fart..
  18. Donald trump says you’re not a gaper.
  19. You wear one everyday you ski that is under 40 degrees.
  20. Was gonna say pissing yourself but I’ve definitely pissed myself within the last 5,000 nights like two apartments ago on my couch lol no worries couch went in the dumpster lol
  21. It’s 30 degrees in there so normal people don’t need a face diaper but you will need one.
  22. That’s like sleeping 5,000 nights in a row without shitting yourself.
  23. No way, he’s had over 5,000 rides down the hills at BB and JF
  24. @saltyant good advice..I never thought of hard candy as a choking hazard.
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