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Maybe shadows will be up. He said when everything is open.

I like Colorado for the weed and the ski resorts stay open later and lots of creature comforts. One thing I don't like about Jackson hole is the service in restaurants is subpar. I've seen it every time I've been there. Here waitresses are freaking good in JH except for the top restaurants it's usually someone with way to much education and way to little customer service experience. I'll touch on that later in the good the bad the ugly but often times items that are ordered do not arrive and simple things like cheese on chili which is promised on the menu come undelivered. Atomic Jeff even caught a Mexican housekeeper sitting on the edge of his bed watching TV after she had been in his room over 45 minutes. Shit is hilarious. Good: On a busy Sunday having an empty Alpenhof restaurant. Bad: A large dog wondering around the dining room and being told by server that the dog likes chicken wings lol(I wish Gordan Ramsey was there) Ugly: dudes with poney tails everywhere. Only works on really manly men like GSSucks..is confusing when they turn around and I have the dude looks like a lady song playing in my Herman.

then why wouldn't you live at breck or vail if you won the lottery???

I'm way way way more picky about ski conditions now than when I first started skiing. Now I don't like the deep sugar back then it was powdery to me and you could snow people with it.

I think it's hilarious when the herbs on the bus talk about breckenridge and vail in Jackson hole. Also think it's hilarious that my friend Jill who is vegan was eating bratwurst juice soaked fries off her boyfriends plate that were fried in the same oil as veal schnitzel and chicken fingers.

I make money here in the summer and have a social life. I prefer the people in Allentown socially than people in mountain towns..maybe they're just more normal here and out there people are so crunchy...not hating just my observations. I don't care about the outdoors I just like skiing. When I lived in Bozeman summer was hot, dry and boring...dusty as shit as well and wildfires not good for my contacts.

When I need to get my shit together I like to say that I'm getting my bearings

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Same with me that was like a mini falls. Indiggio how long ago did you learn to ski??

Hey All, It's almost the weekend...any PASRs gonna be at Blue mountain the true mountain this weekend??? Looks cold and sunny on Saturday and cold and cloudy on Sunday...should be a good one and with the season already halfway done gotta get out there

Nice report...I actually skied Burma a good amount early this season when there wasn't much open. Burma is not a good learning run..narrow and usually solid ice on the corners...amazing that it's already bad at this time of day will be rowdy for the school groups tonight.

Wow just wow TP4 finally updated his stats lol.

That's my plan eventually. I'd just live in a hotel room I have no interest in living in the Rocky Mountains when it's not ski season. The homey Dennis skis every morning at Jackson hole and makes money by making skis and awnings.

My suitcase took a minute to come off the belt but skis were pretty much last off...then these lesbian ladies on the economy parking bus were guessing if my ski bag was a musical instrument. I've gotten surfboard before as well. Made it home a little after ten and to karaoke a little after 11. We got absolutely slammed with business while I was gone per usual. I still have to write a report for the last ski day in JH and continue with the good the bad and the ugly.

What about Scaliwag??

Bad...there are still Phish heads in Jackson hole...this is what Phish sounds like to non Phish heads. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aNHIFM0Y87c They travel to New York City where the salsa is called Mexican sauce lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPBXfnIpYI

Made it home just in time for karaoke. See everybody this weekend at blue.

I like trains choo choo I also like dancing cha cha cha.

TP4 did you make it home?? Our Chicago to Philly flight is taking off soon. Still need to post yesterday's report and continue with the good bad and ugly. Still think I'm stoned from the bong hits in the Jackson hole lodge and chocolates. I'm feeling Farty. Think I have to poop.

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Stowe is already the most expensive ski area in the northeast.

68 actually a lot faster was on groomed slopes not ungroomed and error in either situation can lead to death.

Nice report maybe you should stay out of the lodge. ZZSlope you gonna be at blue this weekend or any ski trips planned for this season? Still can't believe I've only seen you once this season at blue.

Root there were two videos on YouTube links are posted in this thread on January 26th. South Park. I'll have to google it. Ok looked it up from the Eminem song Stan. Don't think I've heard that song in 15 years. The thought never crossed my head since I'm in Denver every year and first thing I think of is from dumb and dumber that John Denver is full of shit.

Excellent news!!!! I read about this days ago.