Three snowboarders are riding in the back of a car who is driving???
The police.
What's the difference between a cactus and a ski school instructor.
With the castus the prick is on the outside.
How many telemark skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Two one to turn the bulb and the other to say nice turns bra.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves?
Sorry dude!!!
What's the difference between a skibum and a pizza pie?
The pizza can actually fees a family of four.