I'm sure some PASRs can relate to this. Sharting in the back country.
http://www.tetongravity.com/story/culture/snowboarder-sharts-himself-in-backcountry-hits-rock-bottom
Great news for fat fucks like me who like powder but don't like to hike.
http://www.tetongravity.com/story/news/tgr-to-build-teton-pass-chairlift-with-new-kickstarter-campaign