GrilledSteezeSandwich

I always have...sucks for tall people.

Nice report!!!

Hey all, I'm back from a fun session at Blue mountain the true mountain. I arrived at the lower lot at 650pm after a stop at sheetz for gas, a wrap, party mix and sugar free red bull. Atomic Jeff arrived a few minutes later and we were on the snow around 7pm. Lots of buses in the house and a slight lift line initially on the 6 pack as the quad was not running. First lift ride we lucked out and got to ride with Matt Edge, the Dude and their buddy. First run was nightmare to dreamweaver. The bumps were all mowed down on nightmare and the snow was semi refrozen crud. Not that great..next was lazy mile to the falls which was a bit better. Matt edge warned me about standing water right before the falls in the dark spot on the left and I went right through it...was no big whoop as I'm an agile mofo on fat skis but I'm sure for some it was mad Homer Simpson...doh Next up was paradise which was much softer almost hero snow..and near the bottom there were two groomers going up it so next run on paradise we had fresh groomed which was MSY mad steezy yo. Reminded me of the Ray Tuthill days. Another run on paradise and then we saw the dude and Matt edge again and followed them down challenge for some spine grinding wahahahahaoey. After that more paradise and Matt edge wiped out. I would have stopped to help him but didn't wanna go from 35 mph to 0 on slush so kept on going but he was alright. Did a few more paradise laps and then me and atomic Jeff drank a 16 ounce 9% double IPA from Jeffs beer club. Was a little like heady topper. In the lot we saw a shady teenage couple driving around the entire lot including the way back of the lot and also Barb Green was peacing out in her Subaru. Left blue around 9:20pm and as I crossed the Triechlers bridge I had to poop really bad. I thought about stopping at sheetz but pressed on and ended up stopping to poo at my work since it's like 7 minutes closer than my apartment and I'm now finishing up this report on the toilet. It was hot and cold cause it was snowing at the top and chilly and no precipitation at the base and warm and some runs were only four out of ten while others were approaching a 6 out of ten. Overall was definitely better than expected and all but razors edge was open...lets hope they blow a little more snow tomorrow night before it warms up this weekend. Only shot I took from the lot. Atomic Jeff took a picture of the pond skimming before the falls.

60 degrees Sunday.

Looking at long range March 13th at best. I'll know a little more after I return from my evening session later on. I was planning on going to Colorado April 5th I might have to move that up a little based on when blue closes.

I can relate except for the kids...no more popping Molly's when I wanna relax I drink a hot toddy..don't ski stoned but you can find me in the family ski zone...nowadays I like to use the footrest.. http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/02/must-watch-the-funniest-chairlift-safety-bar-video-ever

The lake across the street from my apartment looks like chocolate milk...

I'll investigate this evening when I'm there. I only got to ski razors edge an entire session once this season. The other times were a run or two on it at 8am before it was closed for the race kids.

When I was 15 I got way more boners.

Oh Lordy that is sad..at least all 23 trails are open.

All this talk about Disney World and look what popped up on my Facebook newsfeed. Exactly where I stayed my last two trips to Disney world. Maybe I'll have to go sometime with VTMark and drop acid and smoke doobies on Its a Small World or Mr. Toads Wild Ride.

I just checked bear creeks webcam. They are reporting a 38" base and doesn't even look like 24". Wow just wow their tubing looks weak. FYI if you are a tubing enthusiast come to blue mountain. Best tubing in the area.

I don't get the comment.

One thing is for sure, there will be a lot of unused vouchers this year at blue. In the lot Sunday some lady was asking if anybody needed a ticket and my friend bought the three time pass for weekdays and hasn't even been up at all cause his work is too hectic had me shake shake shaking my Herman.

The 15 year old who runs blues Facebook page said it would be a long season.

Well when I moved I decided I'd throw out anything I hadn't used in over a year. Made moving easier as I threw away almost everything. I go with the less is more philosophy.

Blue is open again today a few people are skiing. I'll be out tonight shredding the gnar

Behave Kragan..

Damn dude it's torture for me looking at brand new skis that I can't use. The one year I got my old Nordica blowers in July and was just terrible staring at them all summer and fall. I accumulated 8 pairs of skis over the years and when I moved back in the fall I threw all my old skis I no longer used in the dumpster except for my mantras and shiros they included Rossi Vipers, Salomon xscreams, Elan S12s, Atomic LT11s,Rossi Scratch and the blowers.

Ok VTMark here's some Johnny cash for you. Print it out and bring it to the bank.

Wow that's pretty nice..do you get a food discount?? What about gear discounts??

What piece of ski gear that you regularly use is the oldest??? I've had my helmet since 2005 and unfortunately will have to replace it soon as the vents only slide open halfway. My gray underarmor is a solid 8 years old and has been through the washing machine at least 150 times. My gloves were also about 8 years old and I finally replaced them in Jackson hole. With this season being so short I've put off a bunch of gear purchases to next season.

Thanks momskeeztoo

Pocono you think you're going back to Disney world again??

Blues webcams don't look terrible. Unfortunately Friday night is the only decent snowmaking weather for the next week. I think they go another 2-3 weeks.