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I only ski fast because it hides my flaws

Mama isn't a noob. Also was talking with my friend who's white and has a black kid and she said my comment about sucking a black dick is not racist. Oh and she also said black dicks are ugly and that she would never suck one again unless he was a millionaire lol

This is my thread Matt Twattmeyer I'll say what I want.

Hey this is my thread and I appreciate introspective bullshit!!! All I said was speed is your friend in spring snow..atomic Jeff agrees with me and he's probably the best skier on PASR.

$100 an hour for a private lesson at bear creek that is insane. Yeah like I said better to start a private coaching clinic and charge $25 an hour cut the mountain out of the deal.

Yeah if kids don't behave you aren't allowed to spank them anymore. Thanks Jerry lol. I'm lucky that I was never good looking enough as a kid to get molested.

I like the 80 degrees was so nice skiing in a polo shirt and no gloves yesterday and snow was surprisingly fast until the bottom. It's cause they're down to the hard base snow now. Not every year we are lucky enough to still have skiing with such high temperatures so I have to take advantage of it. If I didn't ski today I'd feel guilty and I gotta be out there while the sun is still out. I need my vitamin D...

The Timmy bus always reminded me of Timmy from South Park...I also like how Robert2 was offended when in April Blue asked him to remove his stuff from his locker. I also liked asking Robert2 how Floyds was and he'd be like,"shut the fuck up GSS I don't do blacks" the dude would probably find that comment racist. I think the older you learn to ski the harder it is. Most people I know who began skiing as kids have no issues skiing at Mach 5 but people who became skiers as adults aren't as comfortable with going super fast. Resorts don't need to pay ski instructors more because they already get a free season pass and food discounts. If I was a level three or above instructor I would offer private lessons for something reasonable like $25 an hour and cut the ski resort out of the mix.

Mom you up there again today?? Most of my Sunday's at blue are on like 3-4 hours of sleep. Gotta go out on the town Saturday nights..dance and shit. I'll be back at blue in like four or five hours.

Ice is nice speed is good dress like an astronaut.

Thanks Matty

Nice I'll post a weekend roll call thread Friday.

Wait you have to pay to be a ski instructor. I guess with the training you can pick up independent clients and cut the ski area out of the deal. I never thought about it but most of the rippers out at Jackson hole were probably trained by a PSIA certified instructor. Hardest terrain here is still relatively mellow terrain in the scheme of things.

Wow that's crazy that would frustrate the hell out of me...I've seen the race team doing one leg drills on flat terrain and it looks like torture to me. It's like a dog on a leash...when I was 9 I had a first time on skis lesson at big Boulder but already knew what I was doing cause I was an avid roller skater. Then when I was 11 at blue had a lesson when my middle school ski club came up to blue and part way through he lesson me and my friend ditched the lesson and went down Burma road. It was frustrating because we kept stopping or waiting for people who fell and I only had a few hours till the bus was bringing me back.

Just gotta get out and enjoy the spring skiing...I brought my ski stuff into work again today. Planning for an early exit. I'm a hell of a lot more amped to ski when it's in the 70s then when it's uber cold. Seasons like this are the new normal. Every year keeps getting warmer. Last winter was an anomaly as the other 99% of the world was warm as fuck.

Went down to 36 here but high of 79 today.

Thanks Phillycore.

Where Dafuk is mount pleasant. Wider stance is more stable..narrower more versatile in the bumps and trees. Forward is better in spring snow and really putting a lot of weight on skis is also good. Gotta stomp through the piles vs letting them throw you around.

What level instructor were you again?? I was laying down railroad tracks today..GSS turns didn't you read my real time report. I made six turns on switchback instead of three.

The comment that started today's argument where I said that in spring snow speed is your friend is something I have said probably 150 times before and nobody has disagreed with me on that comment until today.

I had to look that up. I haven't watched TV in four years. I thought you meant sugar Ray Leonard. As long as you're having fun!!! Maybe try an widen your stance a little for more stability and more angulation.

No you don't get sarcasm at all...

Temperature is dropping fast tonight. Already down to 65

Your true colors have always shined like a rainbow...easily offended...can't tolerate inane conversation. Most people think I'm awesome and funny some dont think I'm cool and they are typically wet blankets and Sandy vaginas. Oh and out of respect I spelled your name wrong to protect your anonymity. Enjoy skiing only two more days until you can grind Matt edge spine!!!

It's cause ghetto people don't like the cold and can't afford to ski and ride.