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I rode the lift with Marty now on switchback and still very well covered but snow is a little thicker crud..still alright I just had to use phillycores spring skiing advice minus the yard sale

Nightmare to dreamweaver was nice and not super choppy until the bottom 1/3. A repeat of yesterday today is a dream come true for s horny middle aged man. I've seen sports bras and ass's in booty shorts and bouncing boobs. Just lovely. Just did the bumps which were a little faster than yesterday only managed 20 or so before bailing to razors. Bottom right of razors is really smooth. Time to ski it. And shots of open water on nightmare.

Razors was good especially middle right along the rocks. Great corn snow now I'm on nightmare with a stream below me. I'm sweating pretty hard. Guy on lift had a heavy sweatshirt and also had a hat under his helmet. Wow just wow.

At the top of razors. Looks good. Less people than yesterday and I'm here an hour earlier so smoother. On the drive up listened to Eddie money and talking heads...I thought yesterday was warm but today is warmer. 77 degrees at the lower lot. I hit 80 degrees on the Triechlers bridge and by Appalachian trail.

Whahahahaooey... Phillycore did you have to pay annual dues and get clearance by the FBI?

I'm currently sitting at a red light in Whitehall..heading up to Blue mountain. 74 degrees and sunny right now. Should be some sweet spring conditions...

I'm heading up to blue in a few I'll post a report later. Skiing for me is not just a party. If it was I wouldn't wake up at 6am on weekends to ski.

The best dick selfies are shot from the asshole up...

Is it to late now to say sorry??? Sorry theDude...you at least introduced the legendary Matt Edge to PASRs!!!! Your work here is done!!!

Fast is good. Hides his flaws.

I'm getting close to peacing out of work. I'm looking forward to trying out phillycores advice.

Without speed there's no way atomic Jeff can lay out these impressive carves!!! Johnny law chill with the diatribes!!!

I only ski fast because it hides my flaws

Mama isn't a noob. Also was talking with my friend who's white and has a black kid and she said my comment about sucking a black dick is not racist. Oh and she also said black dicks are ugly and that she would never suck one again unless he was a millionaire lol

This is my thread Matt Twattmeyer I'll say what I want.

Hey this is my thread and I appreciate introspective bullshit!!! All I said was speed is your friend in spring snow..atomic Jeff agrees with me and he's probably the best skier on PASR.

$100 an hour for a private lesson at bear creek that is insane. Yeah like I said better to start a private coaching clinic and charge $25 an hour cut the mountain out of the deal.

Yeah if kids don't behave you aren't allowed to spank them anymore. Thanks Jerry lol. I'm lucky that I was never good looking enough as a kid to get molested.

I like the 80 degrees was so nice skiing in a polo shirt and no gloves yesterday and snow was surprisingly fast until the bottom. It's cause they're down to the hard base snow now. Not every year we are lucky enough to still have skiing with such high temperatures so I have to take advantage of it. If I didn't ski today I'd feel guilty and I gotta be out there while the sun is still out. I need my vitamin D...

The Timmy bus always reminded me of Timmy from South Park...I also like how Robert2 was offended when in April Blue asked him to remove his stuff from his locker. I also liked asking Robert2 how Floyds was and he'd be like,"shut the fuck up GSS I don't do blacks" the dude would probably find that comment racist. I think the older you learn to ski the harder it is. Most people I know who began skiing as kids have no issues skiing at Mach 5 but people who became skiers as adults aren't as comfortable with going super fast. Resorts don't need to pay ski instructors more because they already get a free season pass and food discounts. If I was a level three or above instructor I would offer private lessons for something reasonable like $25 an hour and cut the ski resort out of the mix.

Mom you up there again today?? Most of my Sunday's at blue are on like 3-4 hours of sleep. Gotta go out on the town Saturday nights..dance and shit. I'll be back at blue in like four or five hours.

Ice is nice speed is good dress like an astronaut.

Thanks Matty

Nice I'll post a weekend roll call thread Friday.

Wait you have to pay to be a ski instructor. I guess with the training you can pick up independent clients and cut the ski area out of the deal. I never thought about it but most of the rippers out at Jackson hole were probably trained by a PSIA certified instructor. Hardest terrain here is still relatively mellow terrain in the scheme of things.