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Temperature is dropping fast tonight. Already down to 65

Your true colors have always shined like a rainbow...easily offended...can't tolerate inane conversation. Most people think I'm awesome and funny some dont think I'm cool and they are typically wet blankets and Sandy vaginas. Oh and out of respect I spelled your name wrong to protect your anonymity. Enjoy skiing only two more days until you can grind Matt edge spine!!!

It's cause ghetto people don't like the cold and can't afford to ski and ride.

Saying suck a black cock is not being racist I just wanted to make sure you knew which cock to suck.

Somebody said that on alpinezone so it must be true. Wow I was sweaty when I quit.

TP4 have you ever had your riding examined by a real creek professional snowboard instructor? I think you and also VTMark ride fast to compensate for your lack of ability and technique. One more complaint and I'll have atomic Jeff ban you. Why are you always so offended by things. Be a man.

Our opinions here are more dogmatic than in the PSIA world because most of us just ski for fun and don't care much about technique and most of us haven't taken more than a first timer lesson or two while to the PSIA people skiing is a job and they have to pass through different hoops to advance to the next level. As a kid my uncle always said I should be an instructor or a patroller to give back to the sport but that in my opinion would be terrible. I wouldn't wanna help random strangers learn to ski and give up my own skiing time. I do like teaching funeral directors how to sell tombstones. I understand it's more than just giving lessons it's about the commaraderie and circle jerks. What is tail gunning???

On the way out of here did another run on razors and another nightmare dream to close it out. By tomorrow there will be a stream running down the right side of nightmare. There is still a solid 3-4 foot base. They should last till Sunday beyond that who knows. It's only been warm for like 24 hours and they've already lost a lot of snow. Was nice to get out for a quick afternoon session. I was literally on the phone with a client at 215pm and standing on top of the 6-pack at 255 JADIP 72 degrees out.

QFT... I fell in the bumps a few weeks ago..and took a good wipeout at Jackson hole...I don't fall a lot like Matt edge and Phillycore though. When I was a newer skier like the dude I fell a lot more.

Scenic shot!!!

Still some lines in the Blue baumer glades for the tree skiers. In the woods off of switchback taking a piss. I'm sweating woo..helmet is hot..gonna go back to six pack and do a few more on razors or nightmare to dreamweaver then get something cold to drink. Maybe some Gatorade or iced tea. Maybe stop at Rita's if it's open. I have water and beer in my car and I'm sure it's warm as fuck lol

Definitely not nothing at blue is steep enough to require slow and deliberate turns...at Jackson hole I make slow and deliberate turns regularly to avoid injury, dismemberment and death. Here it's mainly a tool used by patrollers, instructors and derps to pick out their flaws...I did make a couple extra turns on switchback. Maybe 6 turns on it instead of 3. Top of nightmare. So nice!!! Dreamweaver.

The challenge bumps were once again great. I practiced wiggling my butt like I learned in a level two clinic and it really helped my stance and extension technique. Traversed over to middle razors and down razorback which was in full on sun and kind of slow but not that choppy. I then went to switchback which was in a shadow but it was a welcome change as it was much cooler and the snow was faster. There was an especially chilly pocket at the bottom of Main Street and my nips got hard. Now back on the top of razors again it's still in the sunshine.

Upper challenge bumps were sweet. Soft big and fast. Lower down is in a shadow so I traversed across to middle razors and enjoyed the smoothness on the right. I'm gonna ski it again while it's still in the sun then checkout switchback since MomSkeez said it was good. I'll report back in two runs!!!

Right side of nightmare bumps was perfect. Firm base and just the top layer of corn peeling off as I made some airplane turns. Middle was a little choppy bottom was real choppy but I kept my speed up so the slush wouldn't eat me up like most of the people out today. Lots of young women out today. I'm pretty fucking horny saw some bouncing boobs. Has me shaking my Herman these ladies should wear a sports bra. Time to check out challenge bumps.

Razors was pretty nice. Top section had lots of soft push piles and the snow was pretty fast. Middle section left was smoother with high quality corn which made a whoosh sound with every turn. Bottom is predictably glue. About to ski some fresh smooth corn to the right of nightmare bumps. Chris and flying Johnny bashing the challenge bumps right now.

Got up here about 15 minutes ago. 71 degrees out wearing purple polo shirt and snow pants and helmet goggles and no gloves. Saw a chick Michelle I know from the bar leaving in the lower lot. Also saw Andy who works here and Marty who rides with Rodney's crew. At the top now ready for razors.

Good one.

Heading up to Blue now gonna work on my whirlybirds and slow deliberate turns. Not gonna ski the bump zipperlines but ski over the backs of moguls like the dude. Also going to grind some spines and smoke purple weed. JADIP just another dude in paradise.

Choke on a giant black cock Matt Twatmeyer

Bahahaha concussion Ted also said becoming a ski Patroller was like passing a college course. Ski instructors and ski patrollers need to check your egos at the door. Fact you guys aren't gods gift to skiing and most of you are slow as fuck and ski like fucking robots. I'm happy PASR has mainly been about people just having a good time and not those who do it as a profession. TheDude might like epicski. Lots of gapers there who discuss making that perfect turn. You can also share stories about the blinde folded circle jerks during your rookie year.

Sick video JLaw at 2:47 into it you can see the dude grinding in Matt edge..lol

Sorry Dude you have to wait two more days to grind Matt Edge spine...

Have fun being a dick sucking faggot. Oh we doing real names ok Matt twatmeyer