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Day 4 of 9...January 26th Hey all, I'm back from another fun day at Jackson hole. Me, atomic Jeff and toast snagged the first gondola and there were titty sparkles in the air. We warmed up with amphitheater and Laramie bowl which were both carpets then hit up bivoac woods which were very nice. Then up sublette and ten sleep bowl which was nice wind buff and the cirque which was variable and not that great. Somewhere fairly early we hit up Dicks ditch. Just wanna let you all know that at least today I don't like Dick..I mean dicks ditch as it was kind of rough and my feet were hurting a little as it was scrapped down at the bottom to the hardback. Then up teewinot and up apres vous to Saratoga bowl which was mad Katie perry...hot and cold. I then split up from dem boyz and headed over to Casper lodge for a soft pretzel and a Gatorade for $11 then met back up with toast and atomic Jeff at the thunder after doing a few Casper laps. They were raving about the thunder woods so I skied a run with them in them and yes the woods were real nice and soft like my favorite color....butter. Then at the bottom I Hollywood for all those on the thunder lift to show them that I'm the best skier on the mountain well at least because Tommy Moe and Lyndey dyer were probably eating waffles. The sounds of wahahahahaoey echoed through the woods. Back on thunder again and the lift stopped for like 15 minutes and then ran on diesal. The boys did the woods again and my legs were feeling like a small container used to consume alcoholic spirits...shot. I ended taking a 3,000 vert cruiser back to the base only stopping to take pictures of some titty sparkles. Then to the mangy moose for three pictures and some food. New waitress went to middlebury college and then on the bus lady gave us all beers and I invited her back to the room for spicy party mix and she called me a creeper. All in all a fun day. Pictures to come soon.

Me, toast and atomic Jeff polished off 3 pitchers of Pacos at the mangy moose. Then a lady on the bus gave us all a can of Pacos for the ride home and I told her I had some spicy party mix back in the room and she called me a creeper. Gosh I guess more spicy party mix for me!!!! Those people didn't have avy gear and apparently one of them was on 165 length rentals..no diss to those who ski on short skis. I don't have any Avalanche education or Avalanche gear so that's why I stay inbounds. Almost every time I've visited Jackson hole there's been a death or two in the side country...the terrain is steep and rugged!!!

Yeah I used to stay in Econolodges but then I got a job!!!

Shadows were you at blue.

Taking a Gatorade break skied a ton of runs this morning. The powder is gone.

I would say Stowe or Waitsfield or Montpelior. The barre/Montpelior comfort suites is pretty nice and pretty much equidistant from Stowe and sugarbush. Not Burlington is a solid hour from the major areas. That's where I stayed when I visited suppliers in Barre. I thought it was ok but was several years ago. Bahahaha screw staying in a hostel unless you are an old hippie like Tarponhead :-)

Toast is here flew in last night on a Gulfstream.

Your welcome and anytime.

Yes you do. As warren Miller says if you don't go this year you'll only be another year older when you do.

Come up this weekend. Gonna dump!!! If not I'll ski with you in Colorado when I'm there in April.

Johnny Law will give you all the beta you need on Blue Knob

Plane looks small.

Atomic Jeff wanted two bagel sangs which is weird cause he watches his calories to maintain his svelte figure..I delivered his sangs and PASRs own toast was in his room. My Herman is shaking.

I like when people say you guys rip for being from PA!!!

Thanks Columbo!!!

You were mentioned earlier on the chairlift and what was said is you'd have a blast here with us...

Will do. This is my 13th trip here since 2002...as long as people are reading the updates I'll keep posting them!!!

Boom..which spelled backwards is something I have!!!! Enjoy!!!

Do they still make Kemper snowboards. My roommate in college had one circa 1998

Philadelphia school district off tomorrow according to my teacher friend who commutes. Teachers have it good if you don't wanna work much. I still prefer being a capitalist and selling people the most prominent tombstone possible.

Wow 800 trees. Wow

Getting there. I didn't really drink much earlier this trip except at snake river, the mangy moose and at the Silver dollar bar...

Good for the kids!!!! Good for the teachers!!!

Soft pretzels are fucking awesome. Especially with cheese sauce for dipping!!! And the restaurant we ate lunch in was very casual. Mexican food. Tomorrow night going to gourmet pizza place for two for one pizza pies Wednesday Nanis pasta house... Strike 2...just kidding you're alright we should hangout when I get back from JH ;-) Happy Hour