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So you took my advice and are staying in Allentown. I saw a guy drink hooker piss at my local bar. She filled a Stella Artois glass with pee in the bathroom. There was condensation on outside of the glass. Guy drank it and then went outside and puked. That was an awesome night.

They have the yuk yuk comedy club there. My friends dad owns that Ramada. I used to use the pool there in the summer.

Buckmans.

Thought you drive a TL

How much is JF/BB expecting.

On one bed and if my friend tom comes there's a pull out sofa. I'm not friends with any big booty hoes except shoshanna. She's black and Jewish.

Had early supper at snake river. Walked a mile to drug store to get contact lense case since I forgot it and on phone they said they had em. Well they didn't have em. They said they're hard to get around here. Got two little jars instead should be alright. U ever poop on a plane?

Leave now and snooze in the lot.

In room at 49er. Finally pooping. Was feeling farty...me and Jeff both got fireplace suites. Not bad at under $70 a night

Made It!!!

They should name the new trail something scary like Devils drop. I suggested naming the new mascot Doug and it's named Carve. Has me shaking my Herman.

Plane leaving San Fran. Let's hope the fog clears out in JH or we'll be landing in Idaho falls. I need to sell a few more mausoleums and fly private.

There will likely be a state of emergency as well. I would guess Philly to blue would be a 5-6 hour drive. Best bet is to drive up this evening before the storm and spend the night in an Allentown hotel. TP4 this is a family site watch it.

How'd you come up with 5"...morning wood??

In San Fran very long flight. Been on plane for 7.5 hours.

On the plane to San Francisco

I woke up before you went to bed jajajajajajajaja. Good thing I'm flying out now. My Sunday morning flight already cancelled. I hope you guys get like 6 feet of snow.

The NAM model is really delivering.

Moving northward fap fap fap.

Models have tracked this storm farther north. This shows liquid precip. Multiply by 10-12 for projected snowfall amounts.

Your a good dad. When my dad was a skier he only likes hard pack. His last skiing with me was in whistler back in 1999 when we were receiving 40-60 centimeters a day and he spent more time in the hot tub and sauna than on the slopes.

Post a report. Having kids u gotta be really selfless.

That's just one model

The euro is showing 10" for philly,3" for Allentown and 1" for mount pocono.

Actually no way too far north. Sussex county is getting skunked aka northwest NJ It's gonna be a now casting event just gotta wait and see what happens. Some are still saying this is gonna stay to the south and miss us completely. Also elk and Montage way way way too far north.