GrilledSteezeSandwich

Wrong on that..just you wait

Did you take the short cut through split rock?

Yeah that to me is rad!!!!

As the unofficial stats manager, it’s impossible to get two days of skiing in one day but it is possible to ski two or more areas in one day. Ski2Live if you notice any Tom Foolery in the stats, let me know. I talk my self appointed role seriously.

Yeah but then you wouldnt have skied with Johnny law and BenM today.

That’s like VVIP parking

Thanks was just about to ask about Floyd’s.

STFU GSS farts don’t provide warmth

Just standing next to NMSki will keep anybody warm..

I’m gonna surprise you one of these days with some sort of a lift snack..imagine if I pulled out a gyro for you on the lift.

Do you use boot heaters? It’s supposed to be -20 tomorrow AM here at JH..

January 29th 2023 Day 5 of 7. Hey All, Im back from another session at Jackson hole mountain resort. No more powder panic today as there was only 6” new in the last 24 hours but only 2” overnight. We left for the mountain at 755am and it was around zero degrees under mostly cloudy sky’s. We took a different approach up the mountain…Sweetwater gondola to Casper to thunder groomed on the Grand…up Sublette and NMSki, Atomic Jeff and Nazareth Jay hiked the head wall and me and Mute did a Bivoac woods run which was very soft not untracked and then over to thunder and some pow below expert chutes and did that twice and met the boys bottom of Thunder. Up Thunder and I split up because I didn’t want to ski tower three so went over to the Casper area and found a good bit of leftover pow and also over to Apres Vous for more of the same. At the top of Apres Vous, atomic Jeff text me they were halfway up Sublette and taking last run and I timed it perfectly taking two more runs and literally was walking back to our $40 parking space in the village lot. Now finishing up lunch at the Snake river brewery.

Tell me more about the hot dogs. Were they part of winterfest? I’m always in JH during WF.

It’s Jerry!!!

Nice at first you seemed irritated but glad you’re feeling better now. Are you gonna hit Jack Frost after lunch?

Why did you go to big boulder today?

Dime are you going anywhere out west this season?

If not for the pre Thanksgiving cold and Xmas cold we’d be screwed.

What BenM said..at this point I’m sure the main goal is to maintain what’s open unless there’s some serious arctic front.

Video from yesterday. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn8ZabRDYHT/?igshid=Zjc2ZTc4Nzk%3D

I wish I could have skied Blue today and Jackson hole.

1/28/22…Day 4 of 7… With 27” new in the past 24 hours and 42” in the last 48 hours, stoke and the powder panic were off the chain this morning. We left for the hill at 7:25 and we’re booted and suited up before 8am…about 25th or so in the gondola singles line and waited and waited some more as the avalanche bombs were going off above. I had about three safety meeting while waiting and then sometime around 1045 we were finally given the all clear…only teewinot, sweet water and AV were operating and within a second all lifts open. We shared a gondola with quite the rowdy crew…one of the guys took two hits off my vape and they were drinking tequila out of a flask. Amphitheater was deep like a foot to a foot and a half of new snow and as I rounded the corner atomic Jeff was searching for his pole..luckily it was found fast. Thunder was about a full corral already as people were approaching thunder from Teton, Casper and the gondola. Up Thunder to the left side of Grand again which was untracked..not quite as deep as yesterday..only some face shots, not on every turn. It was like I was fucking two supermodels yesterday with another sitting on my face it was that good and today was like only fucking one supermodel with the others playing with each other. That’s until we took the Sublette chair to the Hobacks. Yes the Hobacks, what can I say except 2700 vert that’s never seen a groomer, about a mile wide. The Hobacks today was like I was the star of a reverse gangbang..each section got better and better. One area just got better and better, Atomic Jeff was snapping photos and when I passed him I just kept going for another two dozen of the lightest and deepest turns of the day..bottomless effortless delight, the kind of snow I’ll be telling my friends grandkids about one day. Still not as epic as the 22” day in 2016 but darn close. I stopped and took some pictures 2/3 of the way down then the last sections was just swaths of 1+ foot deep powder right to the cat track. It was off seeing NMSki off the cat track floundering in several feet of snow but he was able to make his way back to the cat track. I shouldn’t talk as I fell on my ass in the mens room earlier. Today was not a big vert day but it was super quality..people go on week long heli ski trips and don’t get the amount of deep powder we got the last two days. Apres ski today was at the Mangy moose and it was a fun time and we had nachos, I had a prime rib cheesesteak and 4 pitchers of beer were consumed and Nazareth Jay even got a free Pacifico draft that they brought to the wrong table and the waitress flirted hard with him, she either had daddy issues or was looking for a big tip..not just the tip lol picture time

Boner city report to cum soon

Still in line for gondola. 2.5 hours so far in line.