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He logs the poops around here.

You sure they didn't groom nightmare to Dreamweaver before it snowed Tuesday morning? The best chance if untracked pow at Blue is when the snow falls in the very early morning hours. After grooming but before opening.

I'll be at blue tonight and its supposed to dump. Glen plake needs to start doing drugs again.

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Boomer and Tunk are steeper than the blue bump runs. Barney's and nightmare don't have much pitch.

It's never really been much of a debate.

Barney's bumps or the bumps on nightmare wouldn't have bumps if they weren't seeded cause they aren't steep enough trails for people to make a zillion turns. For chute maybe.

People should ski in the middle of the trails. They'll be less likely to hit a tree. Blue should count the spines as runs.

Alot of pussy whipped whipped husbands and parental pussies at my age.

If you thought Jack Frost was better than Blue, you'd still have a season pass there.

Well they aren't out at karaoke night. Are you out at the bar at midnight on a Wednesday dancing??? Haters can hate I took the most offense to being called creepy...I know a few creepy people and that's definitely not how I am. I'm not like the guy from Mr. Deeds who just appears standing behind people...I'm pretty cool and often give complicated black man handshakes to white dudes...yeah I'm kind of a big deal. OK gotta practice for karaoke tonight... Shine bright like Neil Diamond...shine bright like a diamond...I'm gonna straight kill Rihanna...boom.

Kyle what are you in your sixth year of college?? Usually no drinks are bought..sometimes a round or two..often I'll buy like five shots and only get charged for two or three...and I go out 100 days a year and hook up with chicks a couple times a year so while my percentage is low I still have fun. Most dudes my age are stuck with older boring women and have kids and are pretty broke and spend their weekends doing yard work and keeping the wifey happy...that's not the lyfe I wanna live. It's not just be younger chicks that are hot. There are a few hot ass 30 and 40 year olds as well and when I'm like 50 I can have fun with them.

I'm glad they no longer have bumps on challenge. Makes it a decent run again. With razors closed for the race team there was to much traffic going down the half of challenge that was groomed. Also nice that Barney's isn't so wide. Upper Main Street is alot nicer now. What's the ridge??? You mean like the spine Matt Edge and TheDude4Bides ski?

I'll be at Blue tomorrow evening. Tonight was a success...I saw boobs and got beads cause I showed chest hair...now I gotta figure out what to give up for lent.

At least you're a realist!!! As long as you're having fun. My form would give a level 3 ski instructor a heart attack but in my brain I'm straight killing it..being a little delusional is ok as well.

Nice to know your kids observations are spot on!!!!

I love corn bumps..powder bumps as well...the bumps Tarponhead was skiing at Mad River Glen Sunday are the best cause they are formed by mainly advanced skiers. Despite the lack of new snow at Jackson hole I enjoyed the firm chalky bumps...I still like hauling ass on groomers and skiing steep powder the best. Skiing trees also seperates the men from the boys..a run on lazy mile we all look about the same except for Atomic Jeff he's next level on his slalom skis...like a freaking pinball

Six months is long without work. Ideally i wanna live in Jackson hole as a home base and travel around the rockies during the ski season. The hotel across the street from the 49er in Jackson hole rents rooms for about $250 a week so that would be about $4,000 for the ski season. Season pass is about $2,000. Could probably get by on $1500 a month spending money so could in theory spend a season in Jackson hole for about $12,000. My dad delegated himself out of a job with his move to Virginia and I just send him a check every month. I'm sure I could do the same thing during our slow winter season and have the office manager run shit. I'm gonna try it for a month first and see how it goes. Gotta ski Chamonix and do the heli thing as well before I become a creepy old guy.

First of all I'm not creepy...second of all in most people opinion I'm not that old...third of all most people think I'm funny and cool...I don't think creepy guys have girls messaging them when they're running late for karaoke wondering where they are. I figure any pretty young thing who's ever sang karaoke with me or kissed me was only doing it because of some sorority scavenger hunt as I think kissing a chubby jewish guy with 2-3 chins is awarded with 50 points. Oh well haters gonna hate...stay tuned for Facebook tomorrow for karaoke suggestions. It's Fat Tuesday and I'm gonna see boobs in a few hours.

Would you be able to keep yourself occupied all that time??? That's one of my karaoke hits but don't usually sing that when there's alot of young girls cause they were in diapers when that song came out.

I think that's what flying Johnny and bumper Chris do as well. They can't work when it's below freezing.

Buddy pass next year wow just wow...and TheDude4Bides 10% off at the Slopeside grill so your $13 burger is only $12

It can be like 38 degrees though mad goldilocks. And now telluride is for rich people not dudes like this.

Schools should have at least been delayed. Roads were slippery early.

If Stowe or mad river glen was my home mountain or it was warmer this season I'd ski the bumps more. In firm conditions I'd rather fly down groomers. I think I've done the bumps like five times so far this season. Wahahahahooey