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You take a lesson from a guy named John?

Props to you on trying tele. That's something I've never wanted to do. Seems like a handicap.

Nice Barb!!!

You know what my favorite kind of pie is??? Hair pie.

You didn't go the other day? Being dragged to Japan isn't a bad thing. I know both Johnny law and Matt Edge have been there.

Hey All, I'm back from another session at Blue mountain the true mountain. I arrived at 7:32am and the temperature was in the high single digits with no real wind. In the house were Atomic Jeff, Ryan, Toast, Root, Ryan, Johnny Law, NMSki, MBike mike, Nastar Glenn, Justo, Rose, ZZSlope, GahSkier George, the realKevinThomas, Slim, Gary, Ty and many others. I was maybe the third civilian six pack to start and first run down challenge was so so nice and I definitely was hooting day yee haw and heidy hoe like the XMAS poo from South Park. Second run on challenge he was almost as good..Switchback was nice the entire time and I skied it at least four times. New snow was blown on Dreamweaver and Lazy Mile and I think in the bumps. Main Street was nice as well. The lifts were working smoothly..liftline attendants doing their thang and no major liftlines at least till about 10:15am..but there were alot of people in the house and had to pay attention due to crowds in certain spots..the shuttle was rowdy. Then back to the parking lot for some beers and the sun was pretty bright and the temperature was already in the high teens and low 20s. I tried some of Toasts beer which was good and drank some dirt wolf and Nectar NMSki brought..I believe we had an overabundance of beer which isn't a bad thing and when I went inside to use the facilities there was a long line for the Mens room but not many know that there are urinals around the corner. Haha I didn't for a couple years. Anyway was nice snow lots of PASRs and winterlike. See all y'all tomorrow!!!

Anybody have a skiing bucket list?? As I get older mine continues to grow. One thing I wanna do is ski in Europe. Chamomix seems to be one of the more gnarly spots. Would be cool to visit there and get a guide. From the top of the Aiguille de midi its 9200 vertical feet...here's a cool 14 minute video. Not TGR type shit just regular euros having quite the experience. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHedswxmPY

Wanna borrow my fleshlight??

Oh yeah you're from Jersey so they probably didnt teach you about rollers in school... This is a roller...they also make a smaller version for pie crust...any other questions???

So was my dick.

Rollers or whoop dee doos or whatever used to be a camelback thing and they kind of suck...Blue never used to have em and have been adding more for speed control..they should just make the whole mountain rollers. One of these days maybe I'll land on someone on the other side of the rollers and decapitate them and then I'll sell them a tombstone. Another good place for a roller would be the middle of the falls...Barb when Root is done giving it to you doggie style, I suggest you take note. The lip of the last headwall is normal. Is not a roller...I'm talking before then. Skiing bear creek should be a reportable offense. Also parking in the upper lot should be a reportable offense.

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The snow was alright. I just love that early morning smooth fresh cord..luckily I'll get that the next three days. Switchback was better than Tuesday night..I wasn't skidding or anything just not like wow that was awesome. I should have got to blue earlier but partied hard last night. Some girls from Wednesday night karaoke at stooges said they were gonna be at Rooselvelts last night so I went there. One of theLehigh valleys hottest DJ was there and like ten girls I know from karaoke and just two dudes so I was dancing up a storm and yeah I was sweating..woo..that Bobby Schmurda song Hot N**** had me busting out some new moves I was working on. I can honestly say I'm a better dancer than skier. Only a couple brothers were ever at my level. But I've been hip hop dancing since 6th grade. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHHclwCsZU

Georgie is banned and Root is MIA although he was lurking the other night. Maybe Root will come with us to Jackson hole one year.

Wow you skied the bumps? I didn't know you ski bumps... Wow no switchback...I don't think I've ever skied a day at blue with switchback open that I haven't skied it at least once just to see if its good. Amiright Johnny Law??? Third little roller wasnt a surprise but it sucks. I might go up during the middle of the night with a shovel and get ride of it. That's where I'm at about 60mph and don't want a roller there.

Flurries aren't exciting..I would have rather had sun...no Jackson hole stoke..hasn't snowed there in a few days and they are still stuck around 200" so far this season.

Just looked at the blue webcams no way an inch maybe a skiff of snow. The snow that was falling while I was skiing didn't even stick as its above freezing.

Did you read my report?

Hey all, I'm back from a quick session at Blue mountain. I would have stayed longer but I switched my A-Lines into my new boots which proved to be no good on my right foot as there's just not enough volume for them as the heal is lifted quite a bit and that's my larger foot. Was giving me a nasty pressure point in the middle of my boot...was much better Tuesday night with just the stock liners..which wasnt bad for my first time on a pair of new boots. I arrived at the lower lot at around 1145am and while the entire drive was sunny..a thick cloud cover took over with flurries. Crowds were less than I expected with no real liftline for the six pack and the typical mostly gaper mellow weekday crowd. I mainly skied razors edge and I can honestly say that those three rollers..especially the last one really kill the flow of the trail..really makes it much tougher to ski it at top speed which is lame. For years razors was smooth and last year they added a roller but now there's more. I don't like the roller on Dreamweaver either. The snow ok razors was a combination of packed powder and loose granular. The only other run I skied besides Razors was Switchback which was packed powder and frozen granular so not as good as razors. Sidewinder is now open and looks like some different features but I didn't ski it as the snow looked super chunky. The temperature was in the low to mid 30s with strong winds and I was definitely over dressed as I had a fleece layer..I sweat every run I skied. I only had a lift conversation with one person..this 26 year old girl from Connecticut who said it was so warm she didn't even wear snow pants..she was wearing some sort of pajama pants yet had a facemask on. She asked me if it was snowing and I said yes...no it's feathers jajajajajajaja..and she said that was so cool lol..I would have skied with her but she was a rent-tard and I don't have time for that. Anyway I'm looking forward to skiing tomorrow in more comfortable boots and home fully I can break these in before Jackson hole. If not ill be pacing in circles around my apartment prior to my trip. My old boots had about 230 days on them over 4.5 seasons so even though they are the same size the new boots are much more snug. They are actually easier to get into than my old nordicas but getting out is difficult especially when it was cold the other night. Oh well..#SkierProblems...still better than work. See all y'all tomorrow. Gonna be in the single digits to start and still a little windy so dress warm..yes I'm talking to you Toast!!!!!

Nice report Moe. I like cheese with holes. Jeremiah weed shots wow. You know I was once good friends with a bulldog named Jeremiah...yuk yuk yuk

Johnny I love your optimism...I'm heading up to Blue in a few. I hope razors is open to the public.

I don't think you skied with me back when I skied on Atomic race skis..I used to hypercarve hard..lay down railroad tracks. Choo choo

Just a chance of precip Sunday will likely be snow on the poconos and prob won't start till afternoon.

Nice skis NMSki how fat and long are those?

He was in Rodney's crew..one of the guys at the bar was telling me about him. I'm sure they'll toast a few cold ones and bowls of skunk to him at the perch!!!