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I board flight to DC in 20 minutes and then gonna stay with parents who live in Arlington same town as Reagan airport then flying to Newark tomorrow at 11am. TSA dude flirting hard with a hot chick who looks like a young Jennifer Anniston. He smiled and said wow you have a really cool name lol. He never said I had a cool name.

I had a half Chubb on the train in the Denver airport but I think it was from rubbing against a pole That's on my bucket list. Schwing.

If united airlines pays. Anyway my parents live a few miles from DC airport so unless a miracle happens I'm staying there tonight. Their dog Rosie will be thrilled. Even though I'm fat she likes me. I think that's why she likes me lol.

This is unreal I had to put off my diet a day.

No the valentines card was for my grandma and I was gonna buy her a scented candle as well unfortunately she died. Anybody wanna buy a candle. It's bacon scented.

Wow just wow..Denver police have somebody pulled over. I hope he doesn't have weed

Yup I lost my V card on that lift!!! Remember when Root peed off the Stevenson quad at camelback.

In Allentown the cops don't bother me cause I don't look suspicious reminds me of Lil Dickys white dude song.

Wow that's harsh..did he have anything to say?

That's normal mid season...bring back 730am openings.

This hasn't been a family site since Moe Ghoul joined yuk yuk yuk

Wow I hope they did a complete autopsy on the groundhog...that is a darn shame.

But there is more than 6 weeks of winter left...anyway I hope there's at least a few spring days warm enough for me to ski in my mesh shirt.

Shuttle to airport already 11 minutes late. On shuttle now...there goes the fudge factor but a bigger shuttle so didnt have to put ski bag in aisle.

Maybe skiing till may this year boom

Based on accuweather forums and blue mountains snow report Mount mik was the winner of the Lehigh valley!!!

My grandma used to call Obama Bahama...coolest story ever.

She's 35 miles away and drunk and I'm here and drunk...anyway freaking Emmaus chicks lol

I asked some random person how he decided who to root for and he said he flip flops. I did like the fannypack commercial.

Snowing in Nazareth and on the blue mountain.

No idea I drive like a grandma. I'm way more comfortable skiing fast than driving fast.

Now a chick I know who lives in Boulder wants to chill oh Lordy. On my third double jack and coke.

Newark... I could fly back Wednesday as well nothing I need to be back for except karaoke Wednesday night and pay my rent by the 5th. Office manager can sell tombstones just as well as me. If this shit was on the way to Jackson like in 2009 I would rent a car.

For me looking like I'm staying with my parents tomorrow night in DC and either flying to Newark Tuesday or getting a ride from my dad. 4 hours to get to jackson hole..3 days to get home.

Nice...enjoyed your reports. You guys put in some long sessions. I bet there wasn't much of a lineup at opening. You fly SLC to Newark tomorrow?