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You wait a day to post a report...wow just wow... Super solid session Justo!!!!

Ok give it a few hours. Report to come in a bit. Highlights include "gaper locals"...yeah that's right not all the bros are so core!!! My Canadian friend always plays Rush on the jukebox at the local bar. I honestly didnt even know all those songs were Rush until like two years ago...I still confuse Pink Floyd with Lef Zeppelin as well. Teacher Leave Us Kids Alone...if you dont eat your meat you can't have any pudding. If you like that kind of music Jackson hole is your place. They just gotta stop playing that take a load off Annie song. Yeah that's cool to listen to along with Allman brothers the first time you smoke pot but there's better classic music.

Indian and Asian chicks except for my one karaoke groupie who's half Korean and half Irish have never been into me. I asked my Asian friend why that is and he said because they're smart and know you are a fool...touché.

Well that stinks wahahahahooey. Only gapers park at the top lodge oh and snowboarders. Actually they are the same thing. How was Switchback? Isn't today 1/31???

Dudes in the Mangy Moose are high larious. Total bros...making dolphin noises and playing quarters and shit. They know I'm amused. Some are less than amused including parents of young kids due to all the F bombs. Wow just wow...oh and Rush is awesome especially that Tom Sawyer song. Did they also sing a Huckleberry Finn song??? That would be RickAstleybird...tweet tweet. I have a feeling a couple gallons of beer are gonna be consumed..shits gona get rowdy. Stay tuned...I think a ska punk version of the wheels on the bus go round and round is playing now. Back to my Pakos IPA...

What kind of skis are you guys on??

No cause I haven't watched TV in three years. I haven't even turned on the TV here in jackson hole. Red dot indian or feather Indian??

In a few years cape may county will have palm trees.

TP4 I didn't know you lived in the Bronx for four years. Wow What I don't like about big cities is the amount of people. Just getting a slice of pizza in Philly you wait in a long line then when you get slice you wait in another line for a napkin. Has me shaking my challah...

Oh Lordy.

Some food stoke from last night. Tom Yom soup I got 3 out of 5 on the spicy scale and I was sweating like I popped a Molly. Fried rice with suck also excellent as well as blood orange sorbet!!! Was reasonable $80 with tip and Jeff even had wine..he fancy. That's why I think I'll lose alot of weight when I begin my diet on Monday. I'll need to lay off those high test beers..I saw dirt wolf is 250 calories a bottle and I average 3 of then every weekend ski day.

I had to google her since I haven't watched TV in three years. Thought she was black Was thinking of Renee Chennault She's pretty hot I'd definitely tongue bang her fartbox

I like to see snow in my backyard even though I don't have a backyard yuk yuk yuk. TP4 say hi to Matt edge for me tomorrow.

Every dude is wearing a hat indoors. Crazy. Don't they have heat there? I get out alot and have never seen a ring toss game at a bar. What time is first chair breakfast??? What are kickass tunes to you??? Hippie shit?? Jackson plays all that take a load off Annie shit the baby boomers love. Good music if you wanna cut yourself. I wish I could control the music

I hangout with a WFMZ reporter...he likes my jackson hole pictures. No big deal!!! All his female co workers he brings to karaoke are hot.

I wonder what that map changes to by tomorrow. Hopefully the sleet and freezing rain doesn't make it to blue. It's in the forecast for the Lehigh valley but only Monday morning.

. Good one..had Thai food last night as the silver dollar bar was way too busy to get a table or seat. Was sweating seriously but was good. Justo on the lift last night were two guys from Jackson hole who talked like you...kind of like surfer dudes. I was gonna ask them if they were from Moore township.

I thought I was a celebrity..my video from the other day has over 4,000 views

Sarcasm doesn't translate well online.

We only do action shots in powder. I can't win with the PASRs shit Trackbiker gave me shit for only skiing blue and Jackson hole and I've been to 28 different ski areas in the past 9 years.

Set alarm for 6am boom cause gonna be crowded...this is a real winter. Wish I was there tomorrow. Have fun vinny haven't seen you since before your injury. Dress warm gonna be mad brick.

Nice breakfast for me was bacon egg and cheese bagel OJ DoubleShot of espresso. I feel farty my entire trip..darn bozeman barking spiders..we're headed to the Silver dollar bar at the Wort hotel for dinner in fifteen minutes. Prob be real crowded as the dogsled race begins tonight in town square plus it's a Friday night. Last night atomic Jeff didn't wanna do dinner as was still full from après ski nachos at the mangy moose and I had a $1 slice of pizza from the loaf and jug..a couple chocolate covered pretzels and Fanta orange soda imported from Mexico in a glass bottle. Don't feel bad for me. Already did snake river brewpub twice, bubbas BBQ twice, four seasons lunch and the free breakfast here at the 49er that's pretty punk.

45 minute lunch and was on high speed quads immediately after lunch so was skiing in under ten minutes. Only did five runs after lunch though and last one was well over 3,000 vert. No food coma paid the tab when done eating tightened boots back up and skied. I eat breakfast at 7am so at noon I am starving like Marvin. My favorite ski lunches are prime rib sang at beaver creek and grilled ham and cheese with curly fries at steamboat. Wow this diet is gonna be hard.

I'm trying to find pricing online...I couldn't imagine having to share bathrooms and showers and a room with strangers. The last time I shared a hotel room was when my buddy Tom came down for two nights last year. It's interesting I see they give you a locker so you don't get stuff stolen. I guess it's pretty classic. I know Tarponhead stayed in a hostel at Killington. Anyway have fun. Oh and I don't do hot tubs. Not cause I'm fat..they just seem germy to me.

Nice report!!! Any crowds?? U two bunking together?