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Taking the 7:25am town bus instead of the massively crowded 8am hotel bus...time for breakfast. Two for the price of 1 pizza pies at Pizzeria Caldera so got an extra one to go.

Pretty nice slug of moisture gonna hit the Tetons over the next few hours. 36 degrees in town right now so storm is coming in wet...while I prefer cold smoke blower cowboy powder, today's cream cheese is desired to cushion the variable conditions!!!

View from Teton Pass right now. Elevation 8400 feet. For reference Jackson hole is 6,000-10,450 in elevation so the upper mountain is gonna be like my favorite color this morning...no not Jello....Butter!!!! The comments from Jackson holes Facebook page are hilarious. Here are some of the best ones.... 152 likes so far and 2700+ views -bad songs too many turns no air -terrible conditions -well that was bunk at least they are having fun. Lots of it. -well that was weird -fail -somebody also posted...was the Jackson hole Facebook page hacked but that was deleted lol Hottest chick who liked my video!!! She must want me!!!

I think Blue should just give the PASRs a room/suite...for all the free PR...shit would get rowdy.

Boom

This shit is about to go viral!!!!

OK here's the video from today. Turn Down For Jackson...he sure to have your volume up!!!!

Everybody is making this seem like its the first time a snowstorm busted. It's been happening a few times a season since I've been following winter storms over 20 years ago. And Johnny law you talk about butt sex alot...if you are nervous about taking it in the ass I suggest a butt plug...

3-7" predicted for the Tetons overnight with a few more inches tomorrow. Here's one last clear shot from today before the weather gets spicy.

Wow the 70s back then everything was groovy and the only rubbers people used were when it was raining. Can you dig it??? I can shag to that!!!

Hobacks are a ten minute run. 15 minutes today since we took video. Stay tuned in a few hours. You'll laugh and be impressed at the same time. On topic I think I'm coming up to blue Monday night with my cow bell!!!

Tell MattEdge I said hi. I think he's bunking with me next year in Jackson hole.

Wow just wow $50k is a drop in the bucket for blue. They prob make that in ticket sales by 9am on a weekend.

Burma??

Great day today at Jackson Hole mountain resort complete with expert terrain...video footage..dancing..photos and a gourmet lunch. Day 3 January 27th 2015 Today started with the first civilian gondola and a few fast cruisers on amphitheater, Laramie bowl and rendevous trail. We doodled around in the Casper and après Vous areas then it was go time for some steeps. Nazareth jay said that he didnt think I could ski thunder bumps nonstop or if I did I'd have a heart attack. Well he can suck it cause I skied all 1,000 vert or so of em top to bottom non stop in control and down the fall line. Woo that felt good. We skied paintbrush which was nice and chalky with some cliff areas to navigate. Peed in the woods and also let out some hoots and hollers danced to turned down for what skied a Hobacks run where there's video of me skiing and dancing that will be posted in a few hours and had lunch at the handlebar in the four seasons and use of the finest bathroom in town. They even have mouth wash on demand. Report kind of short cause battery kind of low all in all we skied somewhere around 15 runs and 25,000 vertical feet in under five hours...my boots feel good my legs feel alright and clouds are moving in which will bring snow tonight...JADIP.

I don't think there's anywhere at blue I can't get to the bottom in under 2 minutes...

First gondola

Is BCs race course top to bottom???

Sickbird. Hopefully we get 6-10" in JH tonight. Good day for mantras.

Not good.

We always get fucked on coastal storms. Storms like Saturdays are more reliable.

Indiggio is that some sort of sexual innuendo from the 80s lol I hope the new hotel looks like a chateau

On the bus I took the chance not sitting next to Jeff and lucked out and little kid sitting next to me. Bus driver is straight up nutty today. Nazareth jay is pokey I doubt he 'll make first gondola oh well maybe he'll cut the line lol he did just barely make the first tram. Tomorrow prob take the town bus since it will be a pow day. Freezing fog again in the valley. B Some euros on the bus. They just look different different facial expressions and shit.

I can't wait to slide and stay in the new hotel.